Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Page #11

PAHUD (O.S.)

WAIT! PAUL, DON’T HANG UP!! DON’T

HANG UP, PAUL!!!

INT. ENCORE CASINO - MOMENTS LATER7373As Blart rushes through the casino he passes a WOMAN playing

a slot machine... WHO SUDDENLY SCREAMS.

SLOT WOMANAHHH!!! JACKPOT!!! I WON!!!

We recognize this woman as Kirafrom before.

Eduardo begins to walk towards Kira, when Blart arrives and

pulls him aside in a total panic.

BLART(whispering)

Eduardo. I need your help. My

daughter’s been kidnapped.

Eduardo rolls his eyes.

EDUARDOI can’t do this with you right now.

Directly behind them, we see Carlos and Nadia -- quickly take

a painting off the wall and REPLACE IT with a replica. Henkpulls the USBand they all move off.

Blart has distracted Eduardo from seeing the switch!

BLARTPlease. You gotta believe me this

time.

EDUARDOIf you can’t stop making false

reports Mr. Blart, I will have you

removed from the hotel.

Blart is crushed. Eduardo makes his way to Kira. He looks

at the SLOT MACHINE.

KIRAOh... It’s only ten bucks.

(re:
machine)

My mistake... I thought it was

three cherries.

INT. WYNN HOTEL RECEPTION - NIGHT7474Blart arrives at the desk and finds the same receptionist.

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RECEPTIONIST“Officer,” how can I--

BLARTI need to know who’s staying in

your presidential suite!

RECEPTIONISTFirst off, we need to slow things

down a bit. Secondly, it’s against

resort policy to give --

DIVINA (O.S.)

I got this Heath. Sir? I can help

you down here.

RECEPTIONIST(annoyed)

Whatever.

Blart knows what’s coming, but has no other options.

DIVINANow. What can I do for you?

BLARTI need information on who’s staying

in your presidential suite... it’s

urgent.

DIVINAWhat’s going on?

BLARTYeah, I can’t divulge that at this

time. Top secret stuff.

DIVINAWell, I’m sorry Mr. Blart but

unfortunately I won’t be able to

give you that information, because

it’s against protocol. See, I told

you I feel no admiration for you.

So, sorry there are no special

favors--

BLARTYou’re breathing in double-time.

She is. She takes a DEEP BREATH.

BLART (CONT’D)

Just tell me who’s staying there?

Divina stares at him for a long beat...

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DIVINAI can’t say no to you. He’s a high

roller who books his rooms through

his company...

Divina looks at her computer screen.

DIVINA (CONT’D)

NorbertineShipping out of Hamburg

Germany.

BLART(thinking)

Shipping. Thank you.

DIVINAYou’re so ... you--

Blart bolts. Divina takes one more deep breath and swallows

hard.

Still in a daze, Davina looks over to see Heath with a

baffled look on his face. He rolls his eyes and walks off.

INT. WYNN SOUTH VALET AREA - MOMENTS LATER7575Blart runs up to the Segway display. The keys have been

taken out of all the Segways.

Blart looks around and sees the Valet stand. Blart grabs a

PAPERCLIP, a RUBBER BAND and a HERSHEY’S KISS.

Blart FASHIONS THE PAPER CLIP INTO A KEY and wraps the rubber

band around it, holding it in place. He then pulls the white

“Hershey” strip oh-so-delicately... like he’s disarming a

bomb... which RELEASES THE TIN FOIL.

It looks as if this is an intricate part of the process, but

then Blart POPS THE KISS INTO HIS MOUTH and THROWS AWAY the

tin foil wrapper.

Blart HITS THE START BUTTON and the Segway hums to life.

Blart guns the Segway and locks into his iconic determined

stare.

INT. ENCORE VILLAS - DAY7676Maya considers the ELECTRIC LOCK on the door.

MAYAI think I can short this and get us

out of here.

LANEOr maybe... we should just do what

they say.

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MAYAWe’ve seen what they look like

Lane. They’re not going to let us

go.

As that lands on Lane...

EXT. WYNN HOTEL BASEMENT WAREHOUSE - NIGHT7777Blart blasts in on the Segway, desperately looking for clues,

trying to match the nail to various crates.

After several failed attempts, he finally finds a match!

He looks all over the box and finds the shipping receipt --

it says NORBERTINESHIPPING. Just then, one of the warehouse

EMPLOYEES, a PALE man, with THICK GLASSES enters.

MUHRTELLECan I help you?

BLART(startled)

Oh, hey...

Blart clocks the name tag. It reads “MUHRTELLE.”

BLART (CONT’D)

(tries)

Muh--

MUHRTELLEIt’s Muhrtelle... rhymes with

turtle... or girdle... orBLARTMuhrtelle. I got it. I’m good.

MUHRTELLEWhy you back here?

BLARTNo. I’m from shipping.

MUHRTELLE(confused)

I’mfrom shipping.

BLARTYeah, I know... I’m from

corporate.

MUHRTELLE(confused)

If you’ll give me a moment, I would

like to place a telephone call.

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BLARTNo, no... No need, actually, I’m

from Internal Affairs... shipping.

I was sent here from corporate to

check up on you and your... co-

workers. Random selection.

Nothing to get too nervous about.

Muhrtelle produces a SMUSHED, brown PAPER BAG.

MUHRTELLEOkay if I eat my lunch?

BLARTSure... Just gonnafire a couple o’

questions vis a vie this particular

shipment... Where did it ship --

Muhrtelle takes out the most OVERRIPE BANANA, currently on

the planet.

BLART (CONT’D)

Wow... that’s the brownest banana

I’ve ever seen... That’s almost

black. I don’t think you should

eat --

Muhrtelle starts eating the banana unaffected.

BLART (CONT’D)

Okay...

(re:
crate)

Where did this ship from?

MUHRTELLE(mouth full of brown

banana)

I don’t know, some man just brought

a bunch of these down from the

presidential suite.

Blart throws Muhrtelle a CROW BAR.

BLARTYou mind opening it please?

Muhrtelle looks concerned...

BLART (CONT’D)

Internal Affairs.

Muhrtelle relents and takes the lid offthe crate.Inside we *

see the ASIAN SCULPTURE that WAS TAKEN EARLIER. Muhrtelle is *

getting suspicious.

MUHRTELLEDo you have any identification?

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BLARTDon’t you worry about that Turtle,

I’ll ask the questions here.

HENK(O.S.)

Wait -- I wanna ask a question.

Henkappears out of the shadows and pulls a silenced gun on

Blart.

HENK(CONT’D)

What do you think you’re doing with

that crate?

Blart thinks quick.

BLARTI was simply checking the--

Blart SHAKES the Segway SIDE TO SIDE several times, trying to

fake him out. Henkjust stands there looking confused.

Finally, Blart lurches the Segway FORWARD, slamming it into

Henk’sshins. In pain, HenkDROPS HIS GUN.

Blart jams out of the warehouse at full speed. Henkkeys his

radio.

HENKSomeone was messing with our

shipment!

Henkfinds his gun and gives chase. Muhrtelle calls out

after him.

MUHRTELLEIt’s okay, he’s from Internal

Affairs!!

INT. WYNN ESPLANADE SHOPS - CONTINUOUS7878Blart ENTERS the esplanade shops on the Segway. He suddenly

realizes that he is in...

BLART(drinking it in)

A mall.

(then deadly serious)

Home court advantage.

But, as he continues, he sees that there are nothing but high

end stores. He feverishly scans each store as he passes.

BLART (CONT’D)

Louis Vuitton... Chanel... Dior...

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