Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Page #10

BLARTWell here’s a few things you don’t

know about me... first off, pain is

my co-pilot. So no problem there.

Numerotwo, safety doesn’t happen

by accident... and you will never

come across an individual more

prepared than --

Without warning Blart drops from hypoglycemia and skids about

four yards on his face. We hear the familiar snoring.

Note:
From here on out, Blart gradually gets dirty.

Vincent looks confused. He then hangs up the phone and hands

it to Scott.

VINCENT(re:
phone)

Get rid of this.

INT. ENCORE SALON SUITE - CONTINUOUS6464Lane, holding a GIFT BAGin his hand, works his way through *

the busy dance floor. He approaches two kids at the party,

LORENZO and JARED.

LANEYo... you guys seen Maya?

JAREDWho’s Maya?

LANEUm... The girl I introduced you to

and was dancing with earlier.

LORENZODude, he’s hammered... she was on

her phone and I think she took the

call outside.

Lane takes off and opens the same door Maya went through, and

is face to face with Vincent.

VINCENTLooking for someone?

Scott grabs Lane and TAKES LANE’S PHONE. Vincent turns to

his crew.

VINCENT (CONT’D)

Clear this place out and bring

everything to our contingency

location.

(MORE)

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(re:
Maya and Lane)

Bring them to the villa.

VINCENT (CONT’D)

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INT. KOONSTULIPS AREA - A LITTLE LATER6565Blart comes to and notices a LITTLE BOY holding a dripping

ICE CREAM CONE. The FATHER and MOTHER are distracted,

talking with another COUPLE.

BLART(weak)

Must get Sugar......

Blart ARMY CRAWLS over to the kid and positions his head

under the DRIPPING CONE... a drip falls and hits him in the

eye. Blart has to readjust in order to get it into his

mouth, then a few others drip... refueling him.

Blart then SLOWLY and AWKWARDLY GETS UP and resumes his

pursuit.

INT. WYNN PRESIDENTIAL SUITE - LATER6666Blart enters. It’s completely CLEAN and PERFECT. There is

no sign that anyone has been there.

INT. ENCORE VILLAS - NIGHT6767Scott holds a gun on Maya and Lane. He walks them into one

of the villas which overlook the GOLF COURSE.

MAYAI really didn’t see much.

Maya scans the room and sees several of the crates next to a

few pieces of art.

SCOTTReally? You gonnastick with that?

MAYAI gotta tell ya, I drank a lot at

the party and won’t remember

anything tomorrow.

Scott’s not buying it. He grabs Lane’s arm, looks into the *

gift bag and LAUGHS. He then slams the door.*

LANEWhat the heck’s going on?

MAYAI think they’re stealing art from

the hotel.

(re:
the gift bag)*

What’s that? *

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He pulls out a light up SNOW GLOBE with a model of the Wynn

Resort inside of it. He PRESSES THE BUTTON and it lights up.

LANEI got it for you.

(then)

It was either that or pretzel

sticks.

INT. WYNN PRESIDENTIAL SUITE - MOMENTS LATER6868As Blart goes ROOM TO ROOM... There doesn’t seem to be

anyone there. He moves into the...

BATHROOM and looks around. Behind the toilet, Blart finds

Maya’s mini, bejewelled PEPPER SPRAY... she was there! He

tries to spray it, but it’s empty.

BLARTMaya...

INT. WYNN PRESIDENTIAL SUITE BATHROOM - CONTINUOUS6969Blart continues into the foyer of the bathroom. He hears

someone in the closet. There’s a few tense beats, when...

The person backs out of the closet, and turns around!

Blart instinctively drops to one knee and throws a reverse

punch into the stomach of... an elderly MAID!

BLARTKIAI!!!

MAIDSweet mercy!

The maid BUCKLES over and DROPS to the ground. She’s

obviously not part of Vincent’s crew.

BLARTOh, no... I’m so sorry ma’am!

The maid keeps the Wynn hotel PROFESSIONALISM.

MAID(in between short breaths)

Nope. My fault... I startled you.

BLARTOh boy... I just feel terrible.

MAIDOh, no. I deserved it. I’m just

gonnalay here a minute.

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BLARTCan I help you up, or get you

medical attention?

MAIDNot necessary. This just shifts

the focus away from my arthritis.

Blart leans over her, when something CATCHES HIS EYE -- on

the marble floor next to the Maid’s head.

ANGLE ON:
A NAIL

Blart picks it up. It’s strange looking, with THREE BARBS

down the side.

BLARTAre you sure you’re--

MAID(still not moving)

Oh, I’m fine...

Blart EXITS into the hall...

MAID (CONT’D)

(calling out in pain)

Are you gonnawant turn down

service?

BLART (O.C.)

No thank you.

OMIT7070INT. WYNN PRESIDENTIAL SUITE HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS7171Blart is now on the move. He looks at the nail again and

gets an idea. He pulls out his CELLPHONE and dials. Someone

answers.

VOICE (O.S.)

HELLO?!

BLARTPahud? It’s Paul Blart.

We hear an incredible amount of noise on the other end.

PAHUD (O.S.)

P’NUTBLART AND JELLY!! // P’NUTBLART AND AN APPLE CART, WHAT’S UP?

BLARTDid I catch you at a bad time?

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EXT. SKY - CONTINUOUS7272We reveal that PAHUD is sky diving in a WING SUIT, so he has

to yell the entire time (when we need to, we cut to cool

STOCK FOOTAGE.)

PAHUDNOT AT ALL! I’M JUST HANGIN’IN

NORWAY!

BLARTWhy are you yelling?

PAHUDIT’S A LITTLE WINDY! WHAT CAN I DO

FOR YOU?!

BLARTI need some information on a type

of nail.

PAHUDNOT A PROBLEM! TEXT ME A PICTURE!

Blart holds up his phone and SNAPS A PICTURE then presses

send. Pahud gets the photo. It’s a picture of Blart.

PAHUD (CONT’D)

PAUL, YOU JUST TOOK A SELFIE! YOU

GOTTA TURN THE CAMERA AROUND!

Blart FLIPS the image AND TURNS the camera around and snaps

another shot and re-sends. It’s a picture of Blart’s shoes.

PAHUD (CONT’D)

OKAY PAUL, YOU TURNED THE CAMERA

AROUND ANDYOU FLIPPED THE IMAGE...

SO NOW I’M LOOKING AT YOUR FEET!

YOU’RE NOT GREAT WITH TECHNOLOGY,

ARE YOU?!

BLARTIt’s these darn new cellular

telephones! Here...

He snaps a good one and sends it. Pahud makes a few

KEYSTROKES and the picture of the nail comes up on his phone.

PAHUDTHAT’S A RING SHANK NAGELWHICH ARE

MANUFACTURED IN GERMANY!

BLARTI really appreciate it, friend.

I’ll call soon.

Blart is on the move.

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