Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Page #16

See Vincent, I’m fiercely

independent, yet I’m not a big fan

of being alone. I’m a

contradiction... I told you I was

crazy.

VINCENTAnd I told youIwas crazy! Now

you’re pushing buttons that can’t

be un-pushed.

Blart ramps it up.

BLARTMmmmm, you can’t “out crazy” me, mycrazy will take yourcrazy, shove

it in a metal tube, fill it with

rats and blow torch it until the

only way the rats can escape is by

eating their way through yourcrazy!

VINCENTWow! You are oblivious to the

avalanche of insanity, I’m about to

unload. YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT I’LL

DO TO YOU!

BLARTYOU DON’T KNOW WHAT I’LL DO TO

YOU!! I will spin around and throw

up on you and all your friends. I

simply DON’T CARE!

VINCENTI’ll stick your face in maple syrup

until you sing GOSPEL!!! How’s

that blow your hair back?!

BLARTI’ll crawl inside you and lay eggs

like a baby spider!! Sound fun?!

VINCENTI WELCOME IT!! I have two

different color eyes!! That shows

you how I live my life!

BLARTWell, I will bring a folk guitar to

a pumpkin FIGHT!! That’s just the

way I was brought up!!

VINCENTOkay, now you lost me.

BLART (CONT'D)

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BLARTThat’s how crazy I am!!!

NOW GIVE ME MY DAUGHTER!!

VINCENTFIRST, GIVE ME MY PAINTING!!

BLARTAAAAAAAHHHHH!!

Blart slides the painting to Vincent, then waits for him to

let go of Maya. He doesn’t.

VINCENTDo you honestly think I was gonnabe thwarted by a sweaty, sluggish,

nonentity, like you?

BLART(chuckles)

Nonentity? I knew you couldn’t be

trusted, so I took out a little

insurance policy. Allow me to

introduce you to a few of my

associates.

Entering the doorway are...

BLART (CONT’D)

Gino Chizetti, Staten Island

Industrial Complex... Saul

Gundermutt, Philadelphia Farmer’s

Market... Khan Mubi, King’s Landing

Walmart... andlast but not least,

Donna Ericone, Mall of FreakingAmerica.

Blart looks satisfied, until he looks back and notices that

his crew are all BUNCHED UP.

BLART (CONT’D)

You gotta fan out guys, otherwise

he can’t see you.

They do... and still, not that intimidating.

VINCENTWow.

(re:
Khan)

You even brought your own

superhero. What’s with the cape?

Khan does in fact, have a black cape over his security

uniform.

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BLART(sotto)

Khan, why areyou wearing a cape?

KHANIt was unintentional. I came

straight from a hair cut.

BLARTVincent, don’t you get it? Fool me

once, shame on you. Fool me twice,

shame on me.

Now it’s Vincent who chuckles.

VINCENTYou sure about that? Because I

have a little insurance policy of

my own...

One by one, Vincent’s crew emerges: Henk, Ramos, Scott,

Carlos, Nadia, Kiraand the three bean bag guys stand behind

him.

BLARTWhat? I took you all out --

(then)

Ohhhh. Non-lethal, I get it now.

VINCENT(smiles)

Shame on you.

Blart looks at his troops for a beat, then...

BLARTWe are trained to detect, deter,

observe and report... but one day

six years ago a man did more than

that. AND I AM THAT MAN. WEARETHATMAN... sorry Donna.

(beat)

And so I say to you, sir...

BLART (CONT'D)

(looks to his troops)

FOOT LOCKER!!!

And with that, it’s a MELEE! Vincent’s men outnumber the

officers... but the officers are giving it their all.

As the battle rages, Vincent grabs the Van Gogh and Maya. As

Maya is being dragged away, she screams.

MAYADAD!!

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Maya THROWS something through the air. Blart CATCHES it,

only to find himself face to face with Ramos, who winds up

for a punch.

Blart braces for the blow, when out of nowhere, Donna Ericone

lands a vicious RIGHT HOOK to the bad guy’s mug.

Blart NODS in gratitude and looks down in his hand.

There he finds a BABY ROAD FLARE with the word “HELIPAD”

written on it. Blart yells to the group.

BLARTI’m going to the helipad!

INT. WYNN HOTEL/ GRAND HALL - CONTINUOUS131131The four mall cops swarm the baddies, overwhelming them,

taking all their frustrations out on them.

We see VARIOUS SLO-MOTIONshots.

-Khan Mubiwhips his cape off and is waving it around like a

matador... it seems to be mesmerizing Nadia. “Seems” being

the operative word... she then kicks Khan in the face and

knocks him out.

-Saul Gundermutt gets punched in his massive choppers... he

just smiles, as Carlos hurts his hand... Saul then lunges

forward and bites Carlos on the shoulder.

-As the mayhem ensues... Khan is fast asleep.

-Gino grabs a FLOOR LAMP. He snaps off the lamp head and

uses it as a STAFF against Henkand Scott, giving them a

nasty BEATDOWN. He’s actually got AMAZING SKILLS.

GINO CHIZETTIWow... I’m gonnabe sore tomorrow.

-Donna Ericone viciously knocks out guy after guy... until

she comes upon Nadia... the two of them start circling,

preparing for battle.

-Saul is now running around baring his teeth, looking for

someone to bite.

-Khan begins to come to... as Donna, locked in a upper body

hold with Nadia... runs her toward Khan, who is now on his

hands and knees, collecting his wits... Donna pushes Nadia

over Khan, knocking her out.

EXT. WYNN HOTEL ROOF - NIGHT132132Vincent BUSTS OUT onto the roof with Maya and Lane in towand

keys his RADIO.

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VINCENTWe’re here!

EXT. ENCORE HOTEL ROOF - NIGHT133133Blart RUNS FULL SPEED onto the roof!

He hears a HELICOPTER approaching... only to realize that

he’s ON THE WRONG ROOF!

BLART’S P.O.V:
Vincent, Maya and Lane on the Encore roof. 134134Robinson is organizing the crates for shipment.

BLARTNo...

Blart slumps, then hears... 135135VOICE (O.S.)

What’s your game, Blart?

He turns to see Eduardo, who’s an emotional wreck.

BLARTEduardo. I knew you were part of

this. Go ahead, you got me.

Eduardo walks close to Blart, who braces for the worst.

EDUARDOHow is it a man like you could win

the heart of a woman like Divina?

BLARTWhat’reyou talking about? My

daughter’s been kidnapped!

EDUARDOC’mon. We’ve been through this --

BLART(points)

Look!

Eduardo sees the helicopter, which is now about fifty feet

from the landing pad and that indeed Vincent does have Maya

and Lane.

Eduardo looks over the edge and back to the helicopter.

EDUARDOWe’ll never get to them in time!

Blart’s devastated. Then...

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VOICE (O.S.)

Hey Blart! I heard you needed a

little help?! // backup?!

Blart looks over to see... NickPanero, followed by Khan,

Saul, Gino and Donna. Nick holds up what looks to be a

HARPOON.

NICKPANEROFun fact for ya: There’s no helipad

up here...

Nick fires the harpoon, which UN-TETHERS all the way from the

Encore roof to the Wynn roof. The spear EMBEDS in the side

of the wall with a THUNK!

NICKPANERO(CONT’D)

... butthere is over there.

EXT. ENCORE ROOF - NIGHT136136Blart looks through BINOCULARS.

POV:
the HELICOPTER HAS LANDED and the CRATES are being

loaded into it’s storage compartment.

SAUL GUNDERMUTTWe don’t have much time! GO BLART!

Blart grabs the handle of the ZIP LINE TROLLEY.

BLARTThanks Nick.

NICKPANERONo hard feelings.

Nick PUSHES Blart off the edge.

EXT. WYNN/ ENCORE RESORT - NIGHT137137We see an impossibly wide shot as a TINY BLART speeds his way

across the insane distance from the Wynn to the Encore.

The entire way we hear Blart screaming a very weird, high-

pitched squeal!

Half-way between the two hotels, the ZIP LINE hits a SNAG and

STOPS. Blart DANGLES there like a pinata, hundreds of feet

in the air!

Blart STRUGGLES, bouncing the zip line UP AND DOWN until it

finally wiggles free.

Blart once again motors toward the Encore, picking up speed.

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