Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Page #17

EXT. WYNN ROOF - NIGHT138138As Blart approaches, he’s resigned to the fact that he’s...

BLARTComin’in hot.

Blart tumbles across the LOWER ROOF of the Encore directly

under the landing pad!

Vincent strains to see where Blart landed.

Taking advantage of the distraction, Maya and Lane RUN down

the stairs.

Vincent grabs his gun and turns to Robinson.

VINCENTFinish loading. I’m getting some

closure!

EXT. WYNN ROOF/ LOWER DECK - NIGHT139139Vincent bursts down the stairs where Lane has his arm around

Maya comforting her.

Vincent throws Lane out of the way to grab Maya.

VINCENTLet’s go, Missy!

But as she turns... we see IT’S BLART!!! In a MINI-KISS WIG!

VINCENT (CONT’D)

AAAAAAHHHH!!

INT. WYNN HOTEL SUITE - NIGHT/ CONTINUOUS140140Three members with long flowing hair... one member... BALD.

MINI GENE SIMMONSAnyone seen my show hair?

EXT. WYNN ROOF LOWER DECK - NIGHT/ CONTINUOUS141141Vincent recoils, grabs Blart by the collar.

VINCENTOoof, I think Maya’s just seen her

future!

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BLARTYou can replace art with a

replica... but you can’t replace

God’s greatest gift... LIFE.

Blart CLOCKS Vincent! Just then, Robinson appears holding a

gun.

Blart turns and shoots Robinson with the STICKY GLUE GUN,

sticking him against the wall. He then turns the gun on

Vincent.

BLART (CONT’D)

Say goodbye, // We got a sticky

situation,//Vincent!

Blart pulls the trigger... NOTHING. The gun has CLOGGED.

There’s a gurgling POP.

BLART (CONT’D)

Ooh. That doesn’t sound like

something that can be fixed here.

FOAM slowly OOZES out of the back of the gun onto Blart’s

feet, GLUING them to the floor.

Vincent PULLS HIS GUN and points it towards Blart.

VINCENTAre you done?

BLARTI am.

VINCENTGreat. So am I...

Vincent is about to pull the trigger... when...

Eduardo SLAMS INTO THE WALL off the zip line, causing Vincent

to turn and fire. Eduardo takes a bullet to the arm.

Suddenly, MAYA JUMPS on Vincent’s BACK and SMEARS something

on his face. Vincent screams, grabbing his eyes!

When he pulls his hands away, we see that his entire FACE AND

EYES HAVE SWOLLEN.

Vincent is TOTALLY BLIND!

Seeing Vincent struggle, Blart YANKS both VELCRO-STRAPS on

his easy-access comfort shoes, and does a ROLLING SOMERSAULT

out of them.

As Blart comes up, he swings and KNOCKS VINCENT OUT cold!

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BLART(leaning over Vincent)

Always bet on Blart.

Blart looks to Maya, confused.

BLART (CONT’D)

What was that?

MAYAThere’s oatmeal in my concealer...

I’ll explain later.

Maya RUNS into her father’s arms and they HUG TIGHTLY.

EXT. SUNSET TERRACE - THE NEXT NIGHT142142Everyone’s gathered. Eduardo and his entire staff, Maya,

Lane, the entire Security Expo, and of course... Divina.

Saul stands center stage with Blart.

SAUL GUNDERMUTTTo commemorate his long career of

undying loyalty, honor and acts of

heroism “above and beyond the call

of duty”... Twice. The Security

Officer Trade Association is proud

to bestow on Officer Paul Blart

it’s highest (and really only)

award, the Safety Medal of Honor.

It’s NickPanerowho HANGS THE MEDAL around Blart’s neck.

Blart looks out over the crowd and PUMPS HIS FIST.

The crowd cheers, giving Blart a STANDING OVATION.

EXT. SUNSET TERRACE - NIGHT / MOMENTS LATER143143Blart approaches Eduardo, who has a SLING on his arm.

BLARTI didn’t get a chance last night to

thank you for saving my life

Eduardo. You’re an incredible man.

EDUARDOSo are you... OfficerBlart.

Eduardo SALUTES Blart. After a beat, Blart salutes back.

EDUARDO (CONT’D)

Oh, and there’s someone who wants

to meet you...

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Blart turns to see STEVE WYNN.

STEVE WYNNI wanted to shake the hand of the

man who saved my art collection.

BLART(flustered)

Just, uh, doing my job, sir.

STEVE WYNNThis is for you.

He hands Blart a CHECK.

STEVE WYNN (CONT’D)

A small token of my appreciation.

Blart looks at the check and his reaction says it all.

BLARTHoly crawfish!

STEVE WYNNJust do me a favor and leave a

little of that behind at a craps

table.

BLARTOh no Mr. Wynn... luck runs out,

but safety is good for life.

(then)

Although, I do hear good things

about PaiGow.

STEVE WYNNThat’s the spirit. And please,

call me Steve.

Blart smiles and shakes Steve Wynn’s hand again.

BLARTStevieit is.

Blart notices someone.

BLART (CONT’D)

Excuse me.

Blart walks off, leaving Steve Wynn standing there baffled.

STEVE WYNN(to himself)

Stevie?

Blart approaches Divina, who is barely holding it together.

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DIVINAPaul -- you look at me now! You’re

a fearless man... a loving

father... a strange, misshapen

superhero... and my heart is yours.

Blart takes a moment. Gathers himself.

BLARTDivina, listen very intently...

Some people think that it’s holding

on that makes one strong... but in

reality, our only power is letting

go...

DIVINABut I love--

BLARTBup, Taaaa...

(then)

That’s just it... it’s so easy to

fall in love, but so hard to find

someone to catch you. Besides, you

don’t love me, you love the

mystery. And that’s all I am to

you... a lone cowboy, a renegade, a

Rocky Mountain steed. But truth be

told, Divina, I’m none of those

things... I’m a simple man. All

the qualities you seek... are in

him...

(gesturing to Eduardo)

...thatman standing right over

there... that man longing to catch

you...

They both look to Eduardo.

BLART (CONT’D)

Okay, he may be crying right now...

but he’s the real deal, Divina. He

swung in on a rope, like a knight

in shining armor and saved me and

my daughter... and he loves you.

Go to him.

Divina thinks, tears in her eyes.

DIVINADon’t kid yourself Paul Blart...

You area Rocky Mountain steed.

Blart smiles. Divina kisses Blart on the cheek then runs to

Eduardo.

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BLART(to himself)

Okay... that actually felt really

good. I might’vemade a colossal

mistake.

Maya steps up.

MAYALook, I’ve given it a lot of

thought... and I’m gonnabe really

happy at Central Jersey Applied

Technical Junior College.

BLART(excited)

Really?

MAYAYes. So they don’t have a football

team or... a campus... who cares?

The last couple of days really re-

racked my priorities.

BLARTWell, if you want to stay home and

keep me company, maybe just for a

year or two until I get settled,

then I have to say... I think

you’re crazy.

Off her reaction...

BLART (CONT’D)

You’re going to UCLA.

MAYABut what about you? What about

being alone?

BLARTI won’t be alone.

(beat)

You could go to school thousands of

miles away, but really... we’ll

always be together.

Maya hugs Blart.

BLART (CONT’D)

And besides...

Blart PULLS OUT the check that Eduardo gave him and passes it

to Maya. Maya looks at the check.

MAYAHoly crawfish!

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