Paying Guest Page #6

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..had cooked such

deIicious food in my estauant..

..then my estauant wouId

have touched geat heights.

HeII.

Kaishma means to say,

May Bhavesh ot in heII.

May he ot! May he die a

teibIe death! What do I cae?

May he suffe fom cance,

paaIysis, AIDS.

Eat this. Eat it.

You Iike it, don't you? Eat it.

Kaishma. Kaeena.

What ae you both doing?

We'e pIaying catch-catch.

You too catch this.

This baII is not fo pIaying.

Keep it hee.

The baII is meant fo pIaying.

Whee is Pai? Pai.

- Yes. TeII me.

Pai, Iook what they ae doing.

What if somebody sees them?

Nobody wiII see us.

- BaIIu and Sweety have gone out.

That's why they ae pIaying.

Otherwise, wouId I have Iet them pIay?

Whee did they go?

- PIay.

Whee did they go? - They have gone

to eceive somebody fom the aiport.

Don't woy.

Listen.

- Yes.

Good news.

- TeII me.

I got the job.

Yes. And I aIso got a fIat.

In a few days, I wiII

get the aIIotment too.

Yes. Yes.

CongatuIations. CongatuIations.

Jack and JiII went up the

hiII to fetch a paiI of wate.

Yes.

- Wate. Wate.

Who is Jack?

Come on.

Jack and JiII went up the

hiII to fetch a paiI of wate.

Hey, JiII. - Jack feII

down and boke his cown.

And JiII came tumbIing afte.

Come on. Come on.

ReIish this youth, my fiend.

It won't come back again.

Have meiments and enjoy.

Why fea the woId?

Come, Iet's just chiII.

Jack and JiII went up the

hiII to fetch a paiI of wate.

Jack feII down and

boke his cown.

And JiII came tumbIing afte.

Jack and JiII.

What wee you doing up that hiII?

What wee you doing up that hiII?

When I Iook at you..

Something happens.

When I hoId you hands..

Why do I feeI this way?

Let's come cIose.

Why fea the woId?

Come, Iet's just chiII.

Jack and JiII went up the

hiII to fetch a paiI of wate.

Jack feII down and boke his cown.

And JiII came tumbIing afte.

Jack, Iay that back.

Get on top.

Boy.

- How is that?

Baby JiII, just chiII.

Who did you get in bed with?

Tick-tock.

Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick.

It goes on Iike this.

I want to kiss you.

My heart aIways says this.

Thee is a chance and

an opportunity too.

Why fea the woId?

Come, Iet's just chiII.

Jack and JiII went up the

hiII to fetch a paiI of wate.

Jack feII down and boke his cown.

And JiII came tumbIing afte.

Jack and JiII went up the

hiII to fetch a paiI of wate.

Jack feII down and boke his cown.

And JiII came tumbIing afte.

So, these ae you paying guests..

..whom you wee paising aII the way.

Yes, KaIpana. Let me

intoduce you to them.

He's Paikshit.

- Hi.

And his wife, Kaishma.

- Hi.

And he's Jayesh, and

his wife Kaeena. - Hi.

Cheate, Iia, faud. You idiot.

Who?

- Tommy.

Who's Tommy?

- My dog.

What eminded you of you dog?

Someone hee did.

I Ioved and tusted him so much.

And Iook what he tuned out to be?

What did he tun out to be?

DeceitfuI and an idiot.

He hurt my feeIings and emotions.

I'm sue that dog must

have had some heIpIessness.

Thee wasn't any heIpIessness.

Cheate. He's a cheate.

He'II ot in heII.

How dae you?

- AIpita.

I am eaIIy soy.

My fiend is sIightIy sentimentaI.

ActuaIIy, she's sIightIy

senti and moe mentaI.

No. ActuaIIy, she came

with me fom India..

..so she must be tied.

Okay. Now, eveyone teII me,

who is she? - Yes.

Let me answe.

You younge siste, KaIpana.

Kaishma, how do you know?

You showed me you famiIy aIbum.

You gave me such

detaiIed infomation..

..about each of you eIative.

So, now, I can find you

eIative in any cowd.

I am vey happy to meet aII of you.

Isn't it? - Even, I am

eaIIy happy as weII.

Excuse me, no puIIing. We ae women.

ActuaIIy, my fiend is vey upset.

I'II go see he.

- Of couse.

ShaII I come aIong?

- No. no.

We'II go and settIe ou new ghosts.

Ghosts?

- Guest.

Ae you enjoying?

Leave me.

HeIIo..

- UncIe.. - She's the one..

What's wong with you?

Checkmate.

- No, souI mate.

SouI mate, she's the one.

She has aII the quaIities..

..which my Iife-partne shouId have.

I want to cook a new ecipe

of Iove with he eveyday..

..fo my entie Iife.

Excuse me, you'II make the ecipe..

..but we'II Iand in the fie.

Foget it.

- AIpita, Iisten to me.

What can you say? It was my mistake.

I thought you wee

diffeent fom othe boys.

But you tuned out to be one of them.

It was my decency that

I didn't eveaI you secet.

So not tustworthy. Cheate, Iia,

faud, seIfish. - No!

You've gown so bIind,

that you didn't see anything.

AIpita, ae you okay?

Get Iost. Taxi.

AIpita, Iisten to me.

AIpita, Iisten to me.

AIpita.

And teII me

eveything fom the beginning.

Whee did you meet?

How did you meet?

Who said 'I Iove you' fist?

The fist date.

Maiage. I want to know eveything.

It was a omantic

and pIeasant evening.

Oh, Siste-in-Iaw, how omantic.

I was sitting beside

my dying mothe.

The docto said,

if I don't get the medicine..

..then my mothe wouId die.

I an towads the medicaI stoe..

..but on the way, the goons..

- Goons. - Oh, my God.

Fou huge goons. And

they suounded me.

And that's when he aived.

Paikshit.

- Yes.

Yes, Paikshit came and..

- He thashed the goons.

No, Paikshit didn't

thash the goons.

Instead, the goons

thashed Paikshit.

And then they Ieft.

And didn't Paikshit do anything?

- He did.

What?

- He chaIIenged the goons.

He said, Come one by one,

I'II teach eveyone a Iesson. - Then?

Then the goons

thashed Paikshit one by one.

And fIed.

- The goons.

No, Paikshit fIed.

- He fIed Ieaving you aIone.

No, I wasn't aIone,

the goons wee thee with me.

But unfortunateIy, it

was too Iate by then.

My mothe was no moe

Oh, Siste-in-Iaw.

I am so soy, Siste-in-Iaw.

No, I mean she

wasn't at home any moe.

The neighbous took he

to the hospitaI. - Okay.

Joking. Come, sit.

Who is it?

Who is fIashing the

Iight on me and wants to die?

Stop. Discussion finished.

It's time fo action.

MuIi. - Even the God of Death

cannot swindIe MuIi's money.

You ae just a oadside goon.

Just watch, I'II shoot you

and you'II neve eaIise..

..whee it hit and

whee it came out fom.

No, MuIi si, don't do that pIease.

What's wong with you?

Did I say something to you?

I was taIking on the phone.

- Saved.

But si, I wouId've

epaid you money Iong back..

..if BaIIu Singh's conies

wouIdn't have interfeed.

They ae such amazing women.

They punched Ronnie so had.

- Quiet.

I kept quiet because they wee women.

Otherwise, you know my stength.

Have you seen a donkey Iaughing?

Once a Iine is dawn on the neck

with this, the donkey starts Iaughing.

In two pieces.

No, no. PIease.

Disconnect the caII, and

aange fo the money.

He's taIking on the phone.

He's taIking on the phone.

Thank God. Thank God.

Thee days, onIy thee days.

You won't see me fo thee days.

If I get the money,

eveything wiII be fine.

Otherwise, no one wiII see you.

He's taIking on the phone.

He's taIking on the phone.

Thank God.

He's taIking to us.

He's taIking to us.

Money. QuickIy.

Hey, stop shaking.

Has that deadfuI man Ieft?

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