Pee Mak Phrakanong

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Help...

I need help.

Help...

Help...

Help...

Pee Mak

"Pee Mak"

Tis been'th a long time'th

and still no help'th hast come to our rescue.

Thee enemy hast surrounded us

and break'th our lines.

Our forces

hast take'th heavy casualties

and thus dying in droves.

If this keep'th up'th

I think'th

we will definitely be defeat'th.

Why the hell are you talking like that?

So lame. Are you from the dark ages?!

Private Mark is injured.

Hey Mark!

Ouch...

How bad is it, doc?

You'll be okay.

You just sprained your leg.

Sprained my leg?!

Damn!

You moan

like you're in heat!

Am I going to make it

back home to Phrakhanong?

Nak, my wife probably gave birth already.

This can't be the end of the line for us?

Damn it!

Don't give up!

Remember "300" The Battle of Thermopylae?

King Leonidas

Stelios

They were all outnumberd and outgunned.

Hmmmmm

But in the end everybody died, right?

Oh

Sorry

I never got to the end.

Then think of "Rocky"

Rocky Road?

It's yummy! Where is it?

Where is it?

Gosh

How about the "Last Samurai"

During his final battle,

he fought so hard his blade shattered.

He didn't even think of giving up.

Here we still have our swords

all our arms and legs.

A**hole!

Sorry! Sorry!

Just all our swords then.

Do we not have a fighting chance?

Yeah!

Kill them!

Kill them!

Sh*t

They've got guns. I forgot.

Ouch..

Are you okay, Mark?

Hey Shin

since we are all going to die anyways.

Can I ask you something?

What's with the hair?

When I was little

there was a bubonic plague outbreak.

I almost died.

So my mother swore to God if I survived

I would keep this hairdo

for the rest of my life.

I rather die than live

with that ugly topknot hairdo.

Look like a dog's ankle bunion.

What about yours?

I'm a trend setter.

Stop shooting already!

Mark, do you have any last words?

No I don't.

No matter what I will make it back

to see my wife and baby.

I will not allow myself to die here.

Nor will all of you.

Pee Mak...

Pee Mak...

Pee Mak...

Why did you come out? Go inside. Hurry.

Pee Mak...

Pee Mak...

Pee Mak...

Pee Mak...

Too many people playing. I won't deal you in.

Why not.

No cash, no play.

Get on with it.

Are you going to shuffle until dawn?

Why don't you go put on a card show.

Is your dad David Blaine?

Hurry up. Come on.

Hey what's this?

A Natural 9

Sh*t! I got 0

What? I got 1, pay UP-

What's wrong?

The wound hurts?

I am fine.

I can't believe that you survived.

Man you must be invincible.

I am grateful to all of you

for bringing me back here.

We are the one who should be grateful.

Without you Mark, we would be dead already.

Actually you should pronounce my name as...

"MARK" with the K in the end.

Huh?

M arrrrk?

Forget it. Just call me "Mak" then.

The only person who calls me "Mark"

is my daddy.

But he's back to the United States of America

with the missionaries.

Everyone in my village calls me Mak.

WTF?

Hey guys we made it to Phrakhanong.

We're here?

Finally.

Where is everybody?

Thank you.

You're welcome

Nak

Nak

Nak honey

I'm back.

Nak

ls Nak taking a dump?

Hey Nak

Where were you?

I was really worried.

I thought I would never see you again.

Don't cry baby.

You won't look handsome.

You know

when I was at war

I missed you so much.

I missed you a lot.

I missed you soooo much!

I missed you more than anyone in whole world.

Man, Mak is whipped!

Baby, did you miss me at all?

No

Why not?

You don't love me anymore?

You crazy.

Of course, I do.

You're mean.

Don't joke like that.

Isn't that special?

Nak, what about our baby?

He's playing over there.

Where? Let daddy see.

Wow he is handsome just like his daddy.

You know I gave him your favorite name.

Really, Nak?

"Dang"

Dang, my boy.)'-

What's so cool about the name Dang?

Go figure.

My servant has a cooler name.

Hey you GUYS

This is my wife, Nak.

Hello there.

Nak, these are my friends

This is Aey

Ter, Puak and that's Shin.

And what're you guys going to do now?

I guess tonight will be difficult

to find a boat.

We will stay here for a night.

Why just one night?

You all can stay here until the war is over.

The house opposite to us has been empty

since my aunty passed away.

There's a boat for you to use too.

Geez

His aunt won't haunt us?

She will haunt you until your hair falls out.

We will stay here for a night.

Don't want to be a bother.

Hey

They are welcoming us

and you just turn them down?

You have no manners, Aey.

Right?

Mak's wife is so damn beautiful.

Hey... Careful that's our friend's wife.

You know I am a bad soldier.

How come?

When I was at war

I never thought of Siam

my country.

All I thought about was you.

This soldier should be executed

by a firing squad.

Yes

You should be.

You know

I waited for you at the pier every day.

I am here now.

I promise you

I won't go anywhere anymore.

Hey

Nak

our house has fireflies too?

Wow so beautiful.

That's a Krasue ghost.

What?

Nak

Why are you joking with me like that?

You know I am really scared of ghosts.

What are you looking for?

I will wear my Buddha amulet.

The doctor took it off when they bandaged me.

Gosh

There's a lot of blood on it.

Just put it away for now

and I will clean it later.

Okay

My wife is the nicest person in Siam.

And you smell great too.

At this temple...

There are

seven palm trees.

The Hill Myna is out

but has not returned.

Chirping

Chirping

Chirping

Hey guys look. They aren't scared of people.

Cute huh.

Yeah. So cute.

Cute my ass! Damn.

Why do you have to be animal lover this early!

Can't you see we are all still trying to sleep?

How can anybody sleep with you chirping.

And this damn bird eating.

Go go go, go eat somewhere else.

Go away. Fly away out of my house.

Hey! Wake up you guys.

You're here early.

Any later the market will close.

What's on the boat?

The bodies of soldier who died in the war.

The cemetery is all full.

So we must return the bodies

back to their families

for burial.

Hey

keep rowing.

Geez.

Snakehead fish.

Fresh! Small and big. We have it.

Wow

Today the market is very crowded.

Hello.

Snacks and desserts?

We got cookies too.

Aunty Nim

May I have 2 cookies and 2 of those snacks?

Mak. Yes?

We're all out!

Damn it. We won't get to eat any.

Uncle Aum. Uncle Aum.

Mak I want to buy some fish for Nak.

Not for sale. Today's a Buddhist holy day.

I am releasing them.

Sathu. Go go go.

Don't be in the way.

Do you think that's a merit?

What got into him?

Liquor shop

Aunty Priek... Aunty Priek

Wake up. You have customers.

Aunty Priek

You don't remember me?

Do you have any job, I can do?

No

Gosh

How many staffs do you think

we need for a small liquor store?

You think I need salesperson? Mixologist?

Waitress?

Hostess?

Bartender? Dishwasher? Bus boy?

I got them all.

Please drink up.

She's even got an escort.

Very good.

You look familiar.

I am Mak.

I just got back from the war.

If I didn't meet Nak first,

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