Pee Mak Phrakanong Page #2

---

I'd probably hit on you.

You are looking good.

As pretty as your ghost!

You really don't know Mak?

If you want to know

Bend down and look between the legs

and you'll see that Nak and your kid are...

Mom

Shush Ping

You're drunk. Go rest. Mom

lam not drunk.

Why won't you let me go? I'm not drunk.

Go. Get up.

I'm sorry. When she is drunk

she talks nonsense.

Get inside. Nak! Nak!

Nak! Let her come. I'm not scared!

Nak... Let her come.

What's wrong with her?

Everyone is acting weird, don't you think?

Yeah. What did aunty Priek mean anyway?

Why do you have to look between the legs?

Yoga exercise?

My mom once told me

if you look between the legs

you can tell if they're ghosts.

You mean...

Nak is a ghost?

That's crazy

She's too hot to be a ghost.

Right. Beautiful like that

Even if she is a ghost I would still have her.

Why did Aunty Priek talk to Mak like that?

Because she was wasted.

So everything she says is nonsense.

Where the heck is Mak?

How come he isn't here drinking with us?

Gosh, Aey

you're spilling all the booze.

You go and get Mak here.

Hurry UP-

Why me?

Because you drank the least.

It's been over an hour

and you can't even down one glass.

That's right.

We are all drunk. So just go.

Oops my bad.

Hey don't waste it. Hurry up.

Mak!

Mak!

Nak, is Mak here?

Hey Shin.

Nak.

Is Mak here?

He's sleeping.

I will wake him for you.

Please come in first.

Where is Dang?

Nak

are you ok?

You ran out of coconut husks?

Shin! What the heck is wrong with you?

Puak. Slap me please?

That's hard.

You told me to.

Where the heck is Mak?

How come he isn't here drinking with us?

Gosh Aey

You're spilling all the booze.

Sh*t. Dj vu.

What do you mean dj vu?

You go and get Mak here. Hurry up.

No, why me?

What are you scared of?

If Nak is really a ghost, then seduce her.

There's no such things as ghosts.

You want to bet?

You won't get me this time.

The drums of war sound off like rolling thunder

as we set out to protect our homeland.

Our thirst for battle is great

even though there are no elephants ride.

Dusk fills my emptiness with thoughts of love

for my beautiful dearest.

Roused to the point of release

I raise my white flag in sweet surrender.

I bust a rag out

and just polish the sword. Yay!

What's with you, Shin?

Where is Mak? Nak is a ghost!

Nak is really a ghost!

What are you babbling about?

If you're drunk, go vomit somewhere else.

Seriously. I went up to Mak's house.

His house looks run-down and abandoned.

Maybe Nak is feeling lazy.

But the crib was swinging by itself.

Maybe there's a strong breeze.

You are imagining things.

I wasn't!

I saw Nak upstairs

but she was able to reach to the ground

to grab a lime.

Maybe one of her arms is longer

than the other?

Didn't you know our arms

are not exactly the same length?

Look at mine. See? Not the same.

Or maybe Nak was just using a stick

to pick it up.

You're drunk and your imagination

get the best of you.

Hey do you remember our marching song?

Let's dance. Ready.

The drums of war sound off like rolling thunder

as we set out to protect our homeland.

Our thirst for battle is great

even though there are no elephants ride.

Dusk fills my emptiness with thoughts of love

for my beautiful dearest.

Mak

Can't we sleep a bit longer?

Come on. Help me.

I don't know what's going with the townsfolk.

Only you guys are willing to help.

Hey Shin.

Aren't you done freaking out?

Ter, get up and help us.

Yeah Ter

go get the axe and help Puak.

Ask Nak where the axe is.

What again?

I went up to Mak's house.

The house looks run-down and abandoned.

My mom once told me

if you look between the legs

you can tell if they're ghosts.

Hmmm I am...

looking for an axe. Do you know where it is?

Shin.

I did look between the legs, I didn't see sh*t.

So stop freaking out.

Really? Yes.

How is that possible?

Oh gosh

Sh*t!

Damn I'm not even finished yet.

Holy sh*t!

Ouch.

Sh*t I saw a #$"&@%"

Hey Ter. What happened to your face?

I saw a #$"&#@

What?

There's a "#&"$&#"%@

What the heck is he talking about?

Thank you.

Oh my...

Nak is a "/'\#@!

What are you talking about?

Nak

is

a

What am I?

What is wrong with your face, Ter?

Hey did you get stung by bees?

My mom told me to use limestone paste

to heal it.

Nak, can you make some?

Let me see.

Thank you.

Mind your step.

Nak is @"&#"$

I saw a &%#@ behind the house.

She really is%@#&%

Ter, stop being silly.

What are you saying?

Peepee Poopoo, I cannot understand.

Nak is a ghost.

Guys, it's raining just get inside.

Ter

What happened to your face?

What paper is that?

!!??ee ??ing (Bee sting)

Let me see. See what?

The paper.

What paper? I don't have any.

Ter.

!!??ee ??ing

I want to look at the paper. !!??ee ??ing

Let me see it now.

Ter

Ter

I @I\&AA !# @^ #I\#$A @^

Oh he said "it's about to rain. He has clothes

drying outside." He will go home now.

Puak how did you make sense of that.

I don't know.

Let's go already and get the damn clothes.

Gosh I almost had a fling with a ghost.

What are you doing?

Packing my stuff and leave. We can't stay here.

Are you sure, Ter?

Of course. I saw it with my own eyes.

The ruby ring is exactly like Nak's.

Is the ruby big?

Jerk. That's not the point.

So how come when you looked

between the legs you didn't see anything?

I don't know. I looked

between her legs and I saw nothing

except her hot pot.

What?

I mean the pot in the kitchen.

Oh ok. You idiot!

You're supposed to look

between your own legs!

Oh really?

And why didn't you say so.

Huh?

Do you think Mak can read?

Of course. He looked really shock.

Look, he went inside.

I know everything already.

Why didn't you tell me.

Did you think I would be disgusted?

Who told you?

Who told me isn't important.

We promise each other

there wouldn't be any secrets between us?

I didn't know how to tell you.

What if you couldn't take it?

I couldn't risk it.

Why wouldn't I take it?

I used to be like that too.

If he knows the truth,

why does he still look so in love?

I know.

Sh*t... I know why.

It says Nak is "gross" not a ghost!

If she is gross

then so what?

But if you are really gross that's disgusting.

You've never had a under arm zit?

I had one last year and it was gross.

Sheez we're wasting time.

Let's pack up and get out of here.

Let's go pack up now.

Hey why are you taking so long Ter? Hurry.

I can't abandon him.

What now?

Are we really going to leave Mak with a ghost?

Can I not go?

NC)

You saw Nak with her long arm.

So you go tell Mak.

How can someone that beautiful be a ghost?

Anyone here?

Anybody home?

Hey Ping

Why are you crying?

Can anyone help me slaughter my cow?

I sympathize with you.

You must really love your cow.

But when you're really starving you can

eat anything. Don't think too much.

I once ate my own dog. Not like that.

The cow is for a funeral offering.

Whose funeral?

My mom.

Aunty Priek is dead?

That day at the market.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes