Pee Mak Phrakanong Page #3

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When she told Mak about Nak.

Nak was very angry and killed her.

Her body was found floating this morning.

Damn it.

Shin and Ter!

Mak

Mak

Hey

What's up?

Mak

I have something to tell you.

Do you know that

your wife is...

Beautiful!

What?

Oh yes I wanted to say

that your wife is very good looking

Like Miss Universe.

I just couldn't wait to tell you.

Wow you guys are so sweet.

You didn't have to make it into big deal.

Oh no. We had to tell you now.

Next time there's no need to rush.

My wife will still be pretty tomorrow.

See you.

Pee Mak

Why don't you invite your friends to eat here?

Hey make yourself at home.

No need to be too formal.

Go ahead.

Everything is delicious.

Yeah.

I saw your mouth watering. So eat up.

We are full already.

Really?

Yes. There was a buffet at the market.

Come on

Nak will be sad.

She worked so hard in the kitchen.

That's ok, next time. Up to you

I will eat myself. You guys are missing out.

I shouldn't have eaten so much.

On second thought we should have a bite.

Wow! This dish looks good. I'll try a bit.

Here you go.

Very nice. So delicious.

I told you.

You must try this one.

Huh? Try this

Try it. Puak eat it.

Just try it. Eat up

Yeah just taste it.

Where did you learn to cook, Nak?

Le Condon Bleu?

Shin, why don't you eat anything?

Yeah Shin. This one is yours.

That is Nak's signature dish.

Go for it Shin.

Yeah big bite.

How was it?

Damn good!

My Nak is the best cook.

Hey anyone wants to hold Dang?

My Dang. My son.

Peekaboo! What's up baby?

Want to play with uncle Shin?

Oh yeah Shin. You love kids.

Let's play with uncle Shin.

Here we go.

My boy.

Oh Shin, Dang really likes you.

Kiss me uncle Shin.

Kiss me uncle Shin.

Kiss me uncle Shin.

See he keeps smiling now.

Come here, come to daddy.

What are you doing?

Oh

I know

you guys

feel like playing charades?

Like we did at war, right?

Okay, I like that idea.

Nak, please join us.

Charades, ok?

Hurry up Shin.

Just watch me.

Throw?

Javefin?

Athlete?

Throw?

Throw away?

Trout?

No?

Trout?

What?

Kitchen

Kitchen?

Oh... a cook?

Beautiful cook?

Damn what the hell?

Nak's kitchen?

Mak's kitchen.

No

Mak and Nak's kitchen?

No?

Will he guess right in this life time?

Pan?

Knife?

Spear?

Correct! I told you so!

What's with the spear?

Body?

Armpit?

Armpit hairs?

No! Sweaty armpit?

Smelly armpit?

No!

Bumpy armpits!

No that either!

Gosh!

I wonder what Mak's IQ really is?

What is it, a bed?

A bed, right?

Bamboo bed?

Correct!

A spear near the bed (danger nearby)

That's right!

Yayyy...

Who the heck came up with this phrase?

Your dad must be Shakespeare.

That one was difficult.

A bird?

Fly?

Bat?

Shirt? Correct!

Dog?

Tongue?

Dog tongue fish?

Dog tongue fish wears a shirt?

What the hell is it?

Ter, what is it?

Oh Nak? No

Beautiful?

Sexy?

What?

Woman?

Wife?

Oh I know

"Dead"

"Dead-Shirt" (Desert)

Correct!

Yayy...--'

So easy, Ter. This is a shirt and she is dead

Dead-Shirt, pronounce as "Desert"

No, that can't be right.

Shin's answer is wrong, right?

Yeah Shin is wrong.

How can it be wrong?

This is a shirt and she is dead!

So it's "dead-shirt" (Desert)

Yayy...--'

Something wrong with your brain!

What is going on?

So what is the answer?

Let me see the paper.

What are you doing Ter?

I'm still very hungry.

Oh I just realized I forgot I was cooking rice

at home, I better go check.

Yeah I was about to remind him too.

So let's go before it burns. Quick quick.

How about the shirt? Forget about it.

Why don't you tell me the answer first?

I already gave the right answer.

Right my ass. That was close.

Hold on!

Shin, hurry up.

Shin, come on.

Wait up

Holy sh*t

Shin, hurry up.

Hey wait up

Ter hurry. Ter!

She's right behind you

Omen Ter. Hurry up'.!

Ter, untie the boat. Let's go!

Paddle hard.

Why the heck are we turning?!

Sh*t! We're back here again!

Go that way!

Why are you turning again?

Where are you guys going in such a hurry?

Don't you want to finish the game?

I didn't get a chance to play yet.

So what phrase would you act out?

NW OB:

Puak, what does it mean?

It means "Mind your own business!"

Did you even have to ask?

Just go!

Damn it I think Nak is on to us for sure.

She won't let us live.

What?

You go check.

You guys get out of my house right now.

What's wrong with you Mak?

You guys are no different than the townsfolk

who think that my wife is a ghost.

You have to listen to us.

Your wife died already.

Everybody knows it.

My wife is not dead.

Ping lied to all the villagers.

They said when I was at war

Ping tried to seduce Nak.

When I didn't show any interest

he bad-mouthed me

by telling all kinds of lies.

Everyone believed him.

Now everybody hates Nak too.

I get the picture.

But you didn't have to change your voice.

So that's it.

So Ping fooled all of you too.

No, you're the one who is being fooled.

Watch your mouth!

Stop being an idiot.

You have to believe us.

We are telling you this

because you are our friend.

I don't need any friends like you!

Mak!

Mak!

I think...

we will really need to do something drastic.

I kicked them all out already.

What did your friends say?

I don't care what they say.

They cannot talk about you like that.

If you are really a ghost

then I should be able to see through you.

Let me try.

Hey

Hey I can see past you.

Wow

so cool!

Super cool.

Enough.

What did you do

to get this dirty?

Let's see what my darling prepared

for me to eat.

Mmmm

your cooking is as good as always.

Nak my love are too pretty

to be a ghost. Right?

Wait up!

A Ghost!

Why don't you try to scare me?

C'mon stick your tongue out.

Scare me.

You are no fun. Boo!

Damn fatso, don't make me smack you

upside the head.

Are you going to wear this mask all night?

Why not?

It's kinda funny.

Okay.

I begin to get sad, looking far across the sky

It's nearly dawn, the light is faint.

I know our time is coming to an end.

My heart is breaking but don't know

what else to do.

I want to cry...

and beg time to go by slowly...

I need more time.

To look at each other.

I wish I could freeze this moment...

forever before we must part.

If Dang wakes up and no one's there,

he won't cry?

Don't worry

Dang doesn't wake up

in the middle of the night.

Look.

10 cents per ball.

If you can knock them all down, you win a doll.

Baby, watch this.

I'm just warming up.

This next one for sure.

Almost

This is the one.

Go

Yay!

Hit it.

Ouch

Baby, look fireworks.

Wow

See Nak

I told you. I have good aim.

I will get you a doll.

Told you. Even as a kid I always had good aim.

The line is so long.

We'll have to skip this ride.

Let's go play something else..

Look the line is gone.

You're right.

Nak...

Do you love me?

What kind of question is that?

Why?

You don't love me anymore?

Of course I do.

Love me a lot?

Lot lot

Love me a lot lot lot lot?

Hey baby look,

there's a haunted house too.

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