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she pulls a long face on the set.

Man, if it wasn't for

my family business,...

...do you think I'd be making a

film with this bunch of luzzers!

What do you mean, 'luzzers'?!

Don't include me in that man,

why include me?

Shut up, fartist! I'm working

with a truckload of nutcases.

Gentlemen, I'm down to fifty lira.

You were eating bread and cheese,

now everyone is drinking lattes.

I put out three meals a day, five

dishes at a time, and I do this myself.

I have to play in this

boor's scenes, too. So please!

Put on the hood,

be Kemal, where is Murat,...

...take it off, where is Zafer?

The crane is coming, dish out 1000 lira.

Then take this one off and

put a different head on me!

- Zafer, calm down, son.

- Brother, how can I calm down?

We have four days left and he asks me

who's going to play the Haldun character.

I have a rattlesnake up my ass!

What are you talking about?!

I don't care who plays him.

Mr Filmmaker Zafer,...

...is there a role

for me in the film?

Why do you even talk to him?

Forget about him...

I heard everything,

I swear I'll tell her.

Put me in the film and

you won't hear a peep.

Look here!

The man is about to have

a conniption because of you.

He'll kill you, I swear.

And besides, do you know

anything about acting?

- I can act as well as you.

- Watch your manners.

- I'll strangle you, I swear.

- F*** off, man!

My dear Zafer, let's not

screw things up at this point.

You've spent all this money

and we shot so many scenes.

Is it worth it, Zafer?

I'm going to...

Look here, man, look at me.

You won't get paid a single lira.

And if you move a single

muscle on the set, I'll kill you.

Let's make up.

You'll see, I'll contribute

a lot to the film.

Give me that script.

Read me Haldun's

lines here. Read.

Little missy, they don't teach this kind

of thing in the medical school cafeteria.

Great. Haldun it is.

Where do I know

you from, man?

How should I know?

But the more you'll get to

know me, the more you'll love me.

"Summits" huh?

They're going to end evil, huh?

As long as I'm here you can

only put an end to yourselves,...

...yourselves!

Insects...

Cut.

Master, how was I?

Great, the guy is very good.

He's been my neighbor for

years and I had no idea.

Master, your latte.

Merci.

Zafer, could I have some tea?

I'd like mineral water.

My dear Meral,...

...in this scene, your husband

dies and you cry your eyes out.

Imagine, how would

you cry if I died.

F*** off. Why would

I cry over you, luzzer?

Who are you calling 'luzzer'?!

Just a minute, man.

I didn't know I would die.

Metin please,

read this script already.

What's going on there?

Master, wasn't I

next to Mrs Arzu, please?

I'm going to

tear up my clothes.

Lunch break.

"Grown men!"

- What's for lunch, Zafer?

- Pasta and chicken.

Pasta... I feel all swollen.

I know this guy

from somewhere, man.

Let's wait and see.

"What's wrong with you?"

"-I'm getting nervous."

"-No, it doesn't show at all, at all."

"Oh, you're so kind, Brother Suat,

thank you very much."

"Don't mention it.

I'm just speaking the truth."

How are you, Arzu?

I don't want any pasta.

I don't either, dear.

Phantom,...

...the guy weaseled

himself into the team.

Actors who play together

get closer to each other.

Two plus two is four.

"...so many people like

you come and go...."

Take care of the food

for a couple of minutes.

..."I won't give it to you," he says.

But he says it

with a parrot voice.

I mean, "Hello, I won't give it to you,

hello, I won't give it to you."

- May I sit? -Mr Suat is

making me laugh so hard.

And they say there's

no alcohol on the set.

So how did you get

plastered like this, man?

F***!

Mrs Arzu, shall we go over

the next scene together?

Why? Haven't you

memorized your lines?

How so?

Dunno. It's just that they

put the head on afterwards...

Arzu, my mother sent me a cat video,

I just have to show it to you.

I'm going to get a cup of coffee.

Would you like something?

- No, thanks.

- No, thanks.

Look here, man, if you tell one more

joke, I'm going to tear your ear off.

- Put that phone in your pocket!

- Is that so?

I'll finish you off with a single

key stroke, you can't touch a hair on me.

I'll finish you in a single move.

I'll pile the police on you.

Come on, then, come on!

Brother Suat,

where did that come from?

It's nothing, dear, just the

panic button you gave me.

I can give it back to you anyway...

...there won't be any more

violence on the set.

Right, sir?

Mr Suat, could you come to the

costume department for Zurcon?

Sure darling,

I'll be right there.

Your laugh is so beautiful.

- Is that from the script?

- No, it's from the heart.

Now I understand why

actors who play together...

...fall in love with each other.

The way you look at me,

the way you hold my hand, your smile.

You like me, too.

Come on, say it.

You want me, don't you?

Mr Kemal, don't be ridiculous.

I'm a married woman.

I'll consider this as a joke.

Phew!

She doesn't like Kemal.

Alright, ready.

Dear Zafer, thank you.

Yes, camera!

- Clap!

- 28 take 1

Camera. Action.

- Oh, my God! Zurcon!

- You're in my hands now, cook.

- How are you, Arzu?

"-Stop! Cut!"

I'm fine.

Is that hooded jerk

hitting on you?

Of course not!

And besides, what's it to you,

what some strange guy does.

Mind your own business.

What are you doing?

What I'm doing?

Whatever I do, I do it for you.

See how well the film is going.

Come on, let's make up.

Huh, Arzu?

Shall we make up?

They gave me a

court date, Zafer.

It says June 18th.

But there's a shoot

on June 18th.

That day is a half day.

We'll leave together and

go to the courthouse.

A miracle may happen

on that day. You never know.

Zafer, my hat off, man.

Court papers arrived.

She's divorcing me.

When she sees the film, she'll fall in love

with you, she'll put her arms around you.

She's going to become a star.

This is what

I'm imagining, Zafer.

We shoot the last scene, you throw off

the hood, and we all start singing,...

No one can love you...

...like I love you.

Stop it, Muharrem

for God's sake, man.

Zafer...

...the film is going well.

You know? This is the first

time I'm getting this nervous.

I mean, just as everything was over,

this film suddenly appeared.

This has changed me

a lot Zafer, believe me.

It was our Zeki who

pinched you that day.

And I set up all

those reporters.

It was us who finished you.

I know, Zafer.

I'm aware of everything.

Don't worry about it.

Am I that evil, man?

I deserved it, brother.

I wanted to get to the top

and I didn't see anybody else.

I just walked all over everybody.

Maybe it's for the better this way.

Besides, if I could walk,

I would walk right past you.

Give me your blessing.

You have it.

But nothing is the

way it seems, Zafer.

Is that a wig?

What,...

...are you surprised, Phantom?

Why do you keep

calling me Phantom?

- I'm color blind, man.

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