Pek Yakinda Page #9

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Yes, my dear Zafer?

Brother, we're making this film,

and we need to put the head of...

...one actor on another actor's body.

How do we do that?

You find an actor, put a

green hood over his head.

Then you shoot the other

jerk and I put it on here.

- The heads.

- Yeah, 50 lira.

We have twenty scenes

like that, brother.

Doesn't matter Zafer,

it's 50 lira.

Brother Ali, I'm going to

cross to the other side, to Kadiky.

- Could you take a look at the

traffic on the bridge? -Yandex!

Bridge traffic, please.

The route has been drawn.

Traffic is dense on the bridge.

- Zafer, look at the first

bridge, all red. -Yes.

Shall I make it green?

Thank you, brother, thank you.

I'm ready.

Okay people,...

...Mr Kemal is ready,

we're starting.

Yes, very good.

Dear Metin, you bring Murat back

to life. Like you believe it, please.

My dear Ahben,

for God's sake, we know!

Isa, camera. Clap!

77 take 1.

Action!

Murat, Murat.

He's walking...

Cut! Magnificent...

Master, was that really necessary?

I would have walked.

Hey, Phantom, is that how

I walk, man? Be a little careful.

- What are you doing...

- Stop blabbering, man.

- It's me, Zafer.

- Ah! Zafer.

That was very good,

Brother Zafer. I think it will work.

And you became a maid?

Every new person asks for

ten lira brother, so who else?

Well done, girl!

- He's back.

- They say he apologized.

Filmmaker's fight.

- Alright, see you.

- It went really well.

I'm happy with you, Zeynep.

Ah, Murat, sometimes

I forget you're a superhero.

They hug...

...and cut.

Fantastic! Well done girl,

smooth as silk.

So, you are getting along well, right?

The chemistry is working?

Master, it's strange, I swear.

We haven't even been introduced yet.

- Arzu.

- Kemal.

Good job, Kemal.

Keep up the good work.

- With your permission.

- Of course.

He's a strange man.

You're lucky, Phantom.

Actors who play together

get closer to each other.

If there are kissing scenes,

I'm ready to do the head.

Anyone have 200? We need

diesel for the generator.

Brother Zafer, Mr Semih wants to

play the driver, is that alright?

But he has no lines.

Don't mention it brother, no problem.

Alright, go ahead.

What time will this be done?

I have a dubbing job, you see...

Ma-ma-ma-mma-mmam

mi-mmi-mi-mi-mim...

Dad, you know, I heard

there's this man on the set.

He plays in all the

dangerous scenes.

And then they put

Boa Boray's head...

...instead of his head.

- Isn't that right, Mom?

- Uh huh.

How do they do that?

They do it with computers.

Who is that man,

is he an actor, too?

Who? Kemal?

You call him Kemal?

What should I call him?

Brother Kemal?

Mom, I'm going to

play on the tablet.

- Cihan, dinner...

- I ate my dinner.

What's going on, Zafer?

What, Arzu? It's just

rice and stuffed eggplant.

- What are you doing?

- What? I'm not doing anything.

That's not what

I'm talking about that.

I mean have you found a job?

What are you doing these days?

I'm looking, Arzu.

Nothing so far.

You know what I thought?

I wonder, on the set...

Should we ask Mr Ahben

for a job for you?

No, I can't act.

I mean, husband and wife on the

same set, how would that work?

Thank you very much

but I won't act, thank you.

That's not what

I suggested, Zafer.

They keep complaining

about the food on the set.

And you are not working

at the moment.

I wonder if you

could do the catering?

- The catering?!

- Yes.

You cook very well.

And you would have

a decent job.

Would that be so bad,

is it such a bad idea?

You mean you think

my food is good?

I'm just saying this for

your own good, Zafer.

Think about it and if

you want, I'll ask Mr Ahben.

Thank you Arzu,

what can I say?

Thank you.

Does Mr Kemal have

any scenes tomorrow?

If you act like this,

I can't help you.

So they do his

head with computers?

His...

That's it.

Very nice, man.

- May God give you abundance, Zafer.

- Thank you, brother.

Slowly but surely

we'll get this done.

Dear Metin, thank you for all

your hard work, thank you!

My dear Ahben, you're doing something

here but I wonder how it's going to end.

It's going to be

a feature film, right?

Wow.

"Be amazed."

"You're in love."

Hop! Excuse me, dear Isa.

- Master, how are we doing?

- Well done, great.

Did you take a

few screams?

Screams, running, it's all

done master, don't you worry.

Keep up the good work. Zeki,

I leave all this in your capable hands.

Master, excuse me.

Mr Kemal is coming today, isn't he?

Of course he is, my girl.

I assume he is.

Ah, Zafer. Master,...

...we talked earlier

about the catering situation.

Oh yes. Hello, dear.

From now on you'll be

catering for the set.

I hope you make good food

so our palates can feast.

- Good luck, then.

- Thank you, master.

Zafer, please don't

embarrass me, okay?

Master, could I ask you something?

Big guy! Are you taking care

of the food and drink?

- Yes, brother.

- What is there to drink?

There's Pepsi, Fruko, Yedign,

something for every taste.

Look now. Whenever I do this,

you bring me my Pepsi.

Alright, big guy?

Fill them up.

You continue.

Come, help yourselves.

And now you're the caterer?

Sister, for God's sake.

I'm up to my ears here. Please.

Add some vodka

in here, will you?

There's no vodka. Why would

there be vodka on a set?!

Man! There is no this, there is no that.

What kind of set is this?!

Why are you even

acting in this film, then?

Just to see him

fail at making it.

F***.

41 take 5.

I set the rules in this house,

little missy.

I know cunning

country girls like you.

You think you're going

to grab a hold of Murat?

Put this

in your little brain.

This is my territory...

...and you're nothing

but an insect.

Understand? An insect.

Cut! Magnificent.

A dream, this is like a dream.

Did you manage to get it?

My dearest, thank you

for your hard work.

You really are

a magnificent diva.

I think we should do another take.

The woman's drunk!

Look here, what are you saying?

Know your place and shut your mouth!

This woman leaves

the set or I will.

Is that so? Well, get the hell out

then, get the hell out of my life!

Ungrateful!

Shame on you.

I'm taking Samantha too, I don't

give a damn about you, dead or alive.

Get the hell out!

F***!

Cut, cut, cut!

Master, I can't act when he makes

sounds with his mouth like that.

My dear Sabri, why are you cutting?

What are you doing, for God's sake?

The character is

one dimensional as it is.

I don't even know if I should be

epic or dramatic or what!

Brother, forget about epic.

Punch properly, man!

'Brother'? You can't

talk to me like that.

I've been an actor for

22 years. No manners!

Yes?

Master, with your permission,

could I leave a bit earlier?

I have this workshop

I need to attend, you see.

Come, dear Sabri. I'll take care

of it right away. Come, my dear.

A smidge to your left...

...a smidge more...

...now a smidge more.

Now get the f*** off

my set for good.

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