Penelope Page #5
The usual.
On the house.
Thanks, Jack.
You're the best.
Cheers.
So, what? Are you hiding from the law,
or is that a bad nose job?
Mm-hm. Bad nose job.
Do you mind me asking how much that
might cost somebody, like a nose job?
- Oh, nothing.
- Free?
I was just thinking maybe... getting a
little work done myself.
A nose job?
Yeah, kind of, but for like
for my ears, you know?
They just, stick out up here a little on
the top. I mean, I'm no Penelope, but...
No, you have beautiful ears.
Beautiful. They're beautiful.
- What, are you drunk?
- I'm drunk.
Hey, Jack, how about another round
for my pal, Scarfy, here?
Coming up.
What's a Vespa?
What's a V...? You've never
ridden on a Vespa?
- Hey, Sam, long time no see.
- Wow, look who's back.
Look... have you seen the guys around?
They're touring, opening for some
band who's supposed to be good.
- No kidding? That's... that's great.
- What brings you back here?
Oh, you know...
looking around.
Actually, I thought it was maybe time
Yeah? Well, good luck with that, eh?
Look, come on, Sam,
I wouldn't even ask if...
You are joking, ain't you?
After all your no-shows?
I only look stupid.
Look, I messed up.
know, and I'm sorry.
Let's just say I didn't appreciate
a good thing when I had it.
- Oh, and now you do?
- Now I do.
Still got your scarf on.
All right, hop on.
All right, I gotta go down the street.
Oi! Mozart!
Yeah. Listen, I'm sorry.
It won't happen again.
Don't muck about.
You can take your whole face off.
My brother once was like,
he was just riding his bicycle,
and he hit this, like, parked car,
and he was so freaked out about
seeing his teeth in the hood,
and, like, his whole face was bleeding
then he got back on the bicycle
and he went to the movies...
Look!
Helleborus orientalis.
They're amazing.
They bloom even in the winter.
Oh, that's cool.
They just pop up without
any help from anyone.
That's like my ex-boyfriend,
if you know what I mean.
You know what I mean, right?
Really?
You don't get out much, do you?
We should talk.
- Another postcard.
- I don't care.
- What's it say?
Went ice skating.
Stop. I don't care.
- Circus.
- It's been months.
Zoo.
How could she be doing all these
She can't! That's how.
Oh, honey, what are we going to do?
That's her scarf! Look.
No, she went that...
This is really good.
Oh, great. You're here.
It's your turn to buy.
All right, I lied.
I'll buy.
Oh, my God!
Somebody pull this scarf off her.
She can't breathe.
They're not running.
Ah! No! Penelope, no!
No, no, no, dear! Turn away!
She's coming out!
There she is!
Penelope, this way!
This way, Penelope!
Is it true you were
chained up in the basement?
Don't encourage them.
Penelope, do you have
any other pig parts?
With such a large nose, do you smell
better than the rest of us?
I don't know. You tell me.
Mom, can I borrow some money?
I'm running low.
Absolutely not.
You get in that car.
Mom, they want to know if you
chained me up in the basement.
Like, after three weeks, I was like,
I knew something was up.
Nose jobs only take
so long, you know.
No, of course not.
- Bye, darling.
- Bye.
Let it go, dear.
Penelope, is there anything
you'd like to say to the public?
Er... hi.
Mr Vanderman!
Is it true you attempted to file
assault charges against Penelope?
I've obtained
the police report.
No comment, please.
Ladies and gentlemen.
It's OK.
I can handle it.
That woman, that thing,
belongs in a cage.
- What a creep.
- Excuse me.
Have you lost your mind?
You saw her.
She's a complete monster.
- They don't know her like I do.
- We're a publicly traded company.
We love what the public loves.
Get it?
So, what are you saying?
I'm saying you've got
to fix this.
I don't know what you
expect me to do.
Just fix it!
Come on, Penelope,
you're on my team!
OK, but I'm not very good.
Come on, come on, come on.
I told you
I wasn't very good.
- Hi.
- Hi.
You really did it, huh?
I mean, er... you look great,
you know, really happy.
Thanks.
Yeah. You know, you inspired me.
Doing what you did, going off
on your own like that.
- I er... I'm not...
- I have to go.
Yeah, sure. I just...
Oh, darling, I am so glad
I found you!
You must come home right now!
I have the most
wonderful surprise.
OK, Mom, but I really
should get back.
Penelope. What is this?
Listen, I'm sorry I ran
from my feelings.
Oh, is that what you were running from?
I was certain you were
running from me.
Only my feelings
for you.
- Is this a joke?
- Penelope, don't make the boy beg.
Look at that face.
He can break the curse.
Mother. I...
She's overwhelmed.
Why? Because you're splattered
all over the newspapers?
No, because I have friends.
Those aren't friends, dear.
Those are fans.
'Did you hear?
The pig speaks ten languages.'
'Oh, look,
the pig can play the piano.'
You're just a talking pig to
those people. A talking pig.
Are you prepared to walk away from
your one and only chance?
Our one and only chance
at a normal life?
Will you marry me, Penelope?
Hey, Lemon.
I thought you might be able to help me
with this Max Campion story I'm doing.
Well, what's the story?
I'm doing this kind of riches to rags
Armed robbery?
Come on? Max Campion?
Yeah. I just got the call.
He's already confessed.
What?
Pick it up.
You the lawyer
my mother sent?
There's been a mistake.
I'm here to see Max Campion.
Yeah, hey, I'm Max Campion.
- No, you're not.
- Yes, I am.
No, Max Campion.
I am not deaf. I can hear you.
I am Max Campion.
But you're...
What about the guy
you play poker with?
Shaggy hair,
er... medium build.
Doesn't know when to quit.
Ah! Er... is Johnny Martin.
- Johnny Martin?
Johnny Martin.
Poor loser.
Get that down, Martin, in the
pirate pad there
Do you have...? Hey, don't!
Oh, that was so wonderful.
Was it not wonderful?
Yes, wonderful.
We have to do this again.
Now that we're
nearly family,
I think this is just the beginning.
- Yes. I'll fetch the limo.
- Good, good, good.
Can I have my coat,
please?
Oh, Franklin, we used to go out to the
theatre all the time. Why did we stop?
I guess because we had an ugly daughter.
It's true, Jessica.
We gave up everything
because we had an ugly daughter.
- Let me help you with that, sir.
- Thank you.
- It's just over there.
- OK, we're going.
- But my coat!
- Fine, we'll get you another one.
Edward, what are you doing?
Where are we going?
- Max.
- Hello, Penelope.
We were just leaving.
- Hey, how are things, Edward?
- Keep walking.
I understand it got a bit grotesque
there for a while,
even puke ugly.
- But... You two know each other?
- As a matter of fact, we do.
Yale, wasn't it?
No, I believe it was a Bedford,
a Bedford van to be...
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