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Perfect Life Page #6
She said
they were too expensive.
So she got me
these fakes instead.
So I went to school on the first
day, and I had my fakes on,
and this older kid was like,
"Cool f***ing Jeepers, man."
And I said, "Yeah,"
and I smiled.
Only the ghetto kids
had Jeepers.
Only the kids
that I made fun of had Jeepers.
that I was
one of those kids.
A born loser.
It's like
you don't realize it, but
you smile because
you can not let them see you
wince when you got to eat sh*t.
So you just smile,
and you f***ing bear it.
And I remember thinking,
"Just act like a frat guy,
act like a f***ing frat guy,"
until you can
get them all back.
I went home that day
and I said,
"Mom, you got me
some f***ing Jeepers!"
I'm not gonna
let you die in here, Jack.
Hey.
Can't lose, won't lose.
Anne!
Anne!
I'm over here.
Come on.
You think Mark told Freddy
about us?
I told him.
Why?
Because I felt like
I was losing the race.
I'm not a race!
Why do you keep
looking behind us?
Because you never
see it coming.
Do you think Vera made it?
Vera has
the survival instincts
of a cockroach
during nuclear winter.
Does that mean, yes?
Does it?
Please! Please!
Is this it?
Stay here.
Jack?
Jack!
There is a light
on the other side,
and there is an opening
in the grate!
It looks like
Vera made it!
I am not going.
I can't.
Anne,
we gotta get out of here!
There is not enough room!
I can't do it!
Okay.
All right.
I'll go check it out,
all right?
Wait!
I love you.
(Crying)
Stop!
(Screaming)
You scared the sh*t
out of me!
How did you do that?
What?
You were dead!
You weren't moving!
What?
You weren't f***ing moving!
It looks like
we have a winner!
Yeah!
(Cheering)
Why do you always pass out
on your face like that?
So I don't choke.
So whose car
are we borrowing?
Miller's.
I hope it's decent.
Well, what is decent?
A sports car, a four by four,
a rear-wheel drive?
Do you know what
the best cars are?
Somebody else's.
Why is Bristor here?
Well, he's got to
earn a living.
What kind of car
would Miller drive?
That one.
Now we come to
the difficult part, Jack,
and you won't be
the first to falter.
Can we just
change the subject?
Well, rules are rules, Jack,
and if you won't
tell the truth,
then I am afraid
that I shall have to tell it.
What are you doing
in my car?
Trying to get it
fired up.
Okay, Mr. Parsons,
that's it.
MAN:
You deliberately
struck your professor
with a tire iron!
Eventually
puncturing his lung.
He died soon after.
Oh, click it or ticket.
Thank you, officer.
Thirty.
Thirty-five.
Forty!
Fifty!
Fifty-five!
He's going
too f***ing fast!
Sixty!
Sixty-five!
(Cheering)
Somebody?
Jack!
Jack!
Somebody call 9-1-1!
Are you happy now?
Huh?
Is this what you need
to get high on yourself?
Is it?
He went 72.
You are so f***ed up!
Listen to me, Jack.
MARK:
He can't hear you!
Shut the f*** up, Mark!
Am I back?
Well, you must be
if you're talking to me.
Jesus Christ!
What the f*** was that?
The crystalline amide.
I had to do a lithium alcohol
hydrogen four mixer,
and then it crystallized
back into dimethyltryptamine.
English, man!
In short,
it is the food of the gods.
No airbag.
F***!
Don't worry
about the pain, baby!
Doctor Mark
is going to set you up.
Have I ever told you about my
"you can't lose if you
don't lose" philosophy, Anne?
It's a slogan, Jack,
not a philosophy.
So, Jack,
what can you tell me?
It is a characteristic
of the human mind
to hate
the one we have injured.
Oh, very good.
Tacitus.
Are you here to make sure
that I do not tell the police
about the Brotherhood?
Veritas does not work
in that way.
I'm not even a member.
It's still
under consideration.
Professor Bristor
was just an example, but,
you and I know well,
Jack,
that is not
your real secret, is it?
Do we have a winner?!
Jesus Christ!
Jack?
What was all that noise?
Oh, lord,
look at the stars, Freddy.
Freddy, look at the stars.
You know,
if one ever did meet God,
one would have to
congratulate him on those.
Where's the roof?
That's a very touching
story, Jack.
You and your friend Freddy
seemed to be guided by angels.
It is a miracle
we both survived.
There was no miracle, Jack.
So I made some stuff up.
You know,
that's a good thing.
It means
I didn't kill Bristor,
it means
I didn't kill Marisol!
Yeah, that's right.
I can't f***ing lose, man!
Jack, why do you think
I'm here?
I have no f***ing idea.
Ask me.
You killed your best friend,
Jack.
Freddy,
look at the stars.
Freddy?
Freddy,
quit f***ing around.
Freddy?
Freddy? Freddy?
Freddy?
You killed Freddy.
Congratulations, Jack.
You made it.
Now, that was not so hard,
was it?
What about the police?
Oh, the police
won't be a problem.
(Clearing throat)
What the f*** is that?
Donald Hallford
in the flesh,
or bones, brother.
Are you f***ing serious?
I take my f***ing
very seriously!
Oh, f***!
What's time when you are dealing
with the dead, brother?
(Cheering)
It is too fast!
He's going too f***ing fast!
Somebody?
Jack!
Who are you?
You know who I am, Jack.
You know.
Anne! Anne!
Anne!
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