Perfect Wedding

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- Hi -Hi

You like Dan Brown too?

I wish I could sleep with him.

OK:

What is it?

For you to sleep with him.

It's a limited edition!

You're so funny.

Let me guess.

You're either a doctor or a lawyer.

Pilot?

Sh*t!

Cheers!

And you? What's your name?

Mary

Mary?

Bloody Mary

Bloody Mary?

What do you do?

Make a guess.

What will I get...

if I guess it right?

Just guess.

Your skin is good and your makeup is nice.

Beautician.

Am I right?

Oh my God!

Are you a psychic?

Something like that.

Cheers!

Any prize?

Take it off...

You first. Come on!

I can't...

Come on...

Come on... Hurry up... Come on...

Coming...

You are so unprofessional, and such an idiot!

I don't care. You have to take care of it!

Hello?

How come you are not at the office?

Boss?

It's Sunday, why should I be at the office?

You love to officiate at weddings,

there's one today.

I can't make it, you do it for me.

Hi, is this Lam and Leung's wedding?

They are rehearsing, you can't go in.

I'm the civil celebrant...

from UP and DUP law firm. Wait...

You are the celebrant?

Come... come with me...

You are late for 15 minutes.

If my boss knows that, you'll be killed.

Please show me...

I'll lead you to the backstage.

Then, wait for my cue, Ok.

And switch off your cell phone. Sure...

If not, my boss will fine you for that.

Okay, come with me. Alright.

Second rehearsal will begin in 10 minutes.

How many times do I have

to remind you of the cakes?

Where are they?

This client is so big.

We cannot afford to lose him.

Okay, be serious.

What happen?

Did the flowers run away by themselves?

Oh, they're back?

You guys started 8 am this morning.

How can you still have so many mistakes?

Where's Terry, the groom?

Terry needs to watch the second rehearsal.

Terry! Terry!

Miss Yan, here's Terry. Terry!

Let me show you...

your route during the ceremony, okay?

Have a seat.

Okay, everybody get ready.

House light down.

Spot light one up.

Moon go.

Thanks!

Thanks for coming!

Cut!

Flora, I only asked you to stand

in for the bride.

You are NOT the bride.

Be serious.

And the moon, too centre.

A bit to the left... Left...

Stop.

That's it.

So it doesn't block the groom.

Terry, you then go down the stage.

And fetch the bride.

Then come over here hand in hand.

And look back together...

Here comes the celebrant!

Where's the celebrant?

Celebrant! Coming...

Mary?

How come it's you?

Aren't you a pilot?

You also said you're a beautician.

What? What?

Anyone will do, except him.

Yan, we have no substitute.

Everyone is gone, except him.

The crash!

Then you come yourself.

I'm in China,

looking for a new partner.

Sorry.

You talk to him.

Boss? Fung, you deal with her.

Don't call me no matter what happens, bye.

Hey...

He hung up.

Your boss owes me 30 times.

He ran away, you have to pay for him.

Do you count the 3 times from last night?

I mean you have to be the celebrant 30 times

for my company.

And...

Nothing ever happened last night, okay?

What did I do wrong?

Stop crying, men are like that nowadays.

Your eyes are swollen, it's not worth it!

Silly girl.

Bullying her again?

I'm helping her.

Don't listen to those nonsense.

Red wine please.

I heard that you've got a new staff.

That fast?

Who told you that?

He's also a very handsome guy.

Did you do 'body check' on him?

Are you nuts?

He's bald with a big tummy.

I don't believe it.

Yan would never...

hire a staff that's bald with a big tummy.

Oh well... save the best for yourself.

We understand.

Cut it out. I'm starving, let's order.

Guess who came to my office today?

Vincent Wong, Chillie Sze's husband.

You organized their wedding last summer.

Let me guess, he came to your office...

Either to get a will or file for divorce.

Miss Yan, your mouth really stinks!

He filed for divorce.

You don't remember

what Miss Yan's secret is about?

She likes to secretly curse her clients right...

when the bride and the groom...

are exchanging wedding rings.

"See how long your marriage would last"

That's the way it is.

Marriage is like baking bread...

When it bakes for too long, it'll be burnt.

You're quite punctual.

Let me help you. Thanks.

This is your seat.

Miss Yan said you can stay here

until you're done with 30 times.

Treat this as your own office.

Where are the other colleagues?

They all went to serve a big client.

It's Mr. Chiu.

Hi there, Mr. Chiu.

Hello... Thanks for coming! Hello.

Hi!

Your daughter?

She's my fiancee...

Jessica

Nice to meet you!

It's so lovely to meet you!

OK, let's go...

Let's go and check it out, okay?

Bring them to have a look. This way.

Mr. Chiu, this way, please.

You don't have to be so honest,

Sorry... do you? Let's go.

Mr. Chiu, our office is about 50,000 square feet.

Where do you want to take a look first?

Let's look at wedding gowns!

Gowns! Gowns... Oh, sure. Wedding gowns.

Take a deep breath!

Harder! Come on! Inhale...

Inhale!

Miss, why don't you choose another dress.

I've been on diet for 2 months...

Just to fit into this gown!

You want to look good, right?

Raise your hands when I count to 3.

One, two, three...

Hands up!

It's done!

Congratulations! You look gorgeous!

Miss, are you alright? Miss...

Are you alright? What's up?

She passed out! Another one?

Sh*t! Mr. Chiu is coming. How is it?

Push her aside...

And cover her up.

Mr. Chiu, here is our collection

for the bride.

As you are our prestigious clients...

Look at this.

We sure can contact Vera Wang...

to tailormake a new gown for you.

Vera Wang?

I love her, that's awesome.

Here is our studio.

This is a 19th century palatial set.

Next to it is a garden set.

With real flowers and grasses.

It's European style on this side,

and we've got more...

A blue set.

It's our company's special effects studio.

What's so special?

The background is blue...

but after CG retouch...

you can even have the couple standing

in a champagne glass.

We also have Chinese wedding cakes.

We can make whatever design you like.

Just like these.

Our latest service:

Love movie.

You can turn yourself into...

the main characters of your favorite movies

And have a unique memory.

If you wanna record your own love song,

no problem.

Here is our recording studio.

Mr. Chiu, just tell us...

what you want,

and you'll for sure get fulfilled.

We do have a special request.

You can trust our professionalism.

Jessica wants...

to have a special guest in the wedding.

Sure, we have a special team for that.

Not a problem.

Who is it?

Her name is...

Ga... ga

Ga... ga? Who is she? Opera singer?

Lady Gaga!

Lady Gaga!

Lady Gaga!

Po...

My poker face... My my my poker face...

Well, Mr. Chiu, what about...

Leon Lai or Andy Lau?

Sh*t!

Twins are good too.

No way! I want Lady Gaga!

Lady Gaga Gaga!

Let me know if you've got any news.

We're leaving.

Mr. Chiu...

Mr. Chiu...

Check for me...

who is the agent of Lady Gaga?

Okay.

Book a ticket to the States for me.

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