Perfect Wedding Page #2

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But she's having her world tour concert now.

Then go check where she is now. Okay.

She did a concert in Macau,

check who's the organizer.

Alright.

Also, has she been to Hong Kong or not.

Yes, she came here last month.

What did you say?

She came here last month. What for?

To see my mom.

It's not funny at all.

I mean it, she and my mom are very close.

Look.

She had a foot massage at my mom's parlor.

Got addicted right away.

Now she often visits my mom.

I want to see your mom.

You won't want to see my mom.

I really do!

"Cha's Foot Massage"

Miss Yan, I wanna help you.

But this Lady Gaga...

She would come and go without advance notice.

And once she's here, she wants total privacy.

Auntie...

Maybe you can give Lady Gaga's...

number to me.

That's unethical.

I won't disclose my client's number.

Mom.

Just cry out loud, you'll feel great.

Louder!

Louder!

Stop laughing!

Have you guys slept together?

No. No.

Then no need to help you.

We did, auntie. Just once, I'm sorry.

Alright! You have guts, I'll help you.

Hello, Lady Gaga!

I am Lady Mama.

As you sign on this certificate

with my witness,

you two will be a lawful couple.

I, Chiu Shan do take Jessica

to be my lawful wedded wife.

I Jessica do take Chiu Shan

to be my lawful wedded husband.

Ladies and gentleman... Lights down.

Lady Gaga!

Piano, go.

Amazing!

It's so wonderful.

Even Lady Gaga was willing to come

to perform in this wedding.

Amazing.

It's my pleasure to interview

this wedding planner...

Miss Yan.

It's the way I am,

I love to meet challenges.

Do you believe that marriage

is a lifetime promise?

Of course I do.

But I saw on your friend's blog,

that you actually would feel great

if you know someone has a divorce.

Right?

That's just a joke... don't believe that.

My friends like to crack jokes on me.

Really?

It doesn't seem to be a joke.

Your quote is:
Marriage is like bread baking...

When it's just done, it's fresh and yummy.

But when it bakes for too long, it'll be burnt.

Don't worry. We're just chitchatting.

For all the weddings that you've organized

Which one do you think is 'perfect'?

Would it be the one that...

you organized for yourself...

before getting into this business?

Oh sh*t!

And unfortunately,

the groom didn't show up at the end.

Do you think it's your problem

or the groom's?

Well, in fact...

I know it's really hard to explain.

Anyway...

although Miss Yan has failed on her marriage

She does have a very successful career.

It's really hard to have both.

So we should have deep sympathy for her.

What did you say? Thank you, Miss Yan.

Thanks for being interviewed.

Director.

You promised not to talk about personal stuff,

what the hell!

I'm sorry.

You look nice on camera.

Ask me! What?

What do I think about the host.

What do you think about the host?

F*** her... Hello!

Byebye! Byebye!

Nice to meet you. Byebye! Thanks.

See you next time, byebye!

Bye!

Ask again!

What?

Am I mad? Are you mad?

Are you nuts? Nonsense!

That's it. No, one more.

What is it then?

Who the hell passed her my secret?

Who the hell passed her your secret?

I also wanna know, if I know who did that...

If he's a man, I'd chop him up!

If she's a woman, I'd stuff her up with fat.

Then cut open her belly and pull it out...

And stuff her up, and pull it out... again!

Hey, where are you going?

Going home. No, you go drink with me!

I should have better answers just now.

I shouldn't have lost to that b*tch.

Ask again.

Well...

Your boyfriend didn't show up,

you think it's your problem or his?

In fact...

it's my problem.

I couldn't resist him.

I just couldn't.

I'd go wherever he asks me to go.

If he said, go east! You know what I'll do?

Guess you wouldn't go west.

Yeah, more obedient than a dog.

There're a few times

I really couldn't take it anymore.

So I told him we'd break up.

This one time...

I was so mad that I flew to Japan.

Then I called him and told him...

not to look for me anymore.

He ignored me.

He said no way.

Do you know why? Why?

I looked back, he was right behind me.

He's standing right outside in the snow!

Jesus, don't you think it's so sweet?

I then ran over and gave him a big hug.

It's like in a movie. Super touching, right?

Well, I would have done the same thing.

It's just okay.

He keeps giving me surprises.

I spent all my effort to organize

the most perfect wedding for us.

It's beautiful, everything in the party...

were ordered from overseas, it's spectacular.

My friends were all so happy for me.

But he didn't show up.

Amazing?

He didn't come.

What a shithead.

You know him?

How can you say he's a shithead? No.

I feel sorry for you.

I'm surprised that you still couldn't let go.

What did you say?

I'm surprised that you couldn't forget about him.

What do you mean?

I can't even remember his number.

Come on, don't worry about it.

Who cares about his number?

Hey!

Can you handle it?

That's it.

Drink it.

Hey, you asked me to pour it. Drink.

Almost there.

OK:

Come on, one, two, three.

Go.

Where's the key?

Lean over here.

Where's the key?

This one?

It doesn't work.

Anybody home?

Who is it?

What's up?

Hi Hi

Beat him up for me.

What?

Beat him up.

You don't do it?

I'll do it.

Why didn't you come?

Why didn't you come?

I'm asking you!

You asked me to marry you!

Do you know how long have I waited there?

Do you know how they looked at me?

Why didn't you come?

Sorry...

Why didn't you come...

I saw a pair of red shoes yesterday.

It's so beautiful, it's on sale.

Is it for you or for me?

Of course it's for me.

Sh*t! I've been looking for red shoes...

What?

Is she dead?

She's still breathing.

And still has heart beats.

Do we need to call an ambulance?

What's going on?

I remember putting her on the sofa.

What should we do?

Wake her up.

No... don't wake her up.

Otherwise we'll be yelled at.

Better pretend that we don't know anything.

Go...

This one suits me well.

You know this one is deadstock!

This colour...

Sorry...

Yan!

Is this bag nice?

OK:

Did you have sex last night?

You are nuts!

Your hair is messy and you got big eye bags.

Your skin is dry and super pale.

There're only 2 reasons for that.

One, worked overnight.

Two, made love overnight.

Worked overnight.

It's not very likely.

I didn't see you yelling at your staff

on the phone.

And you're not excited to see the new bags.

Come on, tell the truth.

As a lawyer...

This is the response of a guilty client.

I really don't know.

How could you not know?

We won't take that as an answer. Sure.

There's only one condition that

you would forget what happened last night.

A bottle of Lafite 1995...

At least two bottles of white wine...

And a smell of champagne too.

You must be extremely lustful last night.

Give me a break.

I also wanna know how lustful I was.

I forgot everything as I woke up.

What a waste.

Just ask yourself:

When you woke up this morning...

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