Perfect Wedding Page #4

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Daddy, mommy, I love you.

Sorry, Mr. Yeung.

I didn't do the wedding the way you expected.

I'm giving you back this cheque.

It's 3 million.

Actually, I should thank you.

Well, do I still have my 3 songs?

Yes, of course you do.

Music!

Music!

"I fall into the web of love."

"And you look at me from outside."

"You won't let me out."

"Hatred."

"Love"

"Both agitate my heart."

"The trap of love..."

"I cannot escape."

Excuse me, have you seen Miss Yan?

Well...

I think she is over there.

I was wondering where you are.

You sneaked out to have a drink.

Your foot is sore?

Come on.

Put your feet inside.

What the heck? Come on.

How's that? Feels better?

More relieved?

You want to say something to me?

Like what?

Oh... I heard that...

In fact, you don't have to thank me.

I did not.

It's okay, I got it.

Let me reward you.

What are you doing?

What do you want?

Put it here. What are you doing?

No.

It's alright, everyone's left already.

Come on. No.

You're so lucky to get a massage from me.

How's that?

Hey...

Am I better or my mom's better?

By the way...

Why is your mom so sure that we slept together?

Anybody would know.

Why?

Watch this.

You screamed like this,

and I was looking at you this way,

everyone would have known, right? Try again.

No. That's enough...

You'll feel better.

No... it's hurts.

How about a different spot.

Do you always massage for your girlfriend?

I don't have a girlfriend.

What a lie. I really don't.

What kind of woman do you like?

Me?

For me, the most important is...

Heart?

No.

B*obs.

Cockroaches have b*obs, too.

Not 36D?

They wouldn't have that.

How can you drive if you keep drinking?

That's why I didn't let you drink.

You have a driver's license, right?

Then tell me where you live before you get drunk.

BelAir.

Are you sure?

Will there be a guy opening the door again?

You go to hell!

It's not my fault, how could I catch it?

What?

Pick it?

I'll do it myself.

Stop that, you wouldn't be able to wear it anyway.

I don't want to walk barefooted.

OK... come...

I'll carry you.

On your back? Yeah.

You strong enough?

You don't have 36D,

Wouldn't be too heavy.

Okay.

What are you doing? Get ready to jump.

Otherwise, how can I get on you?

Alright then...

Oh, it hurts...

How come you're so heavy?

You are...

How can you be so heavy... the weak one.

Even without 36D?

It hurts...

Wait, did you say I'm weak?

You are.

Hey, I was strong enough...

for you that night, right?

Don't you remember?

I'm super strong.

Say it, say that I'm strong.

Calm down. I'm really strong though.

Stop that... Say it...

Strong... Very strong...

Thanks for your shoe.

You're welcome.

Try not to wear high heels in the future.

It's not good for your feet.

Good night.

Wait...

Didn't you say workplace affair is not allowed?

NO for fooling around, YES if it's serious.

Smells good...

When did you cook it?

Just now.

It doesn't take much to cook a chicken.

Weren't you in bed with me?

During your first break,

I put the marinated chicken into the pot.

During your second break,

I put honey on the chicken.

During your third break,

it's ready to eat.

So, if I took too long of a break,

it'd be overdone?

Well, even if it's overdone, you got to eat it.

Try it.

It's a big piece.

Hold on...

What's up? Hold it.

Hold it?

Like this.

What?

Look here... Your hands are so greasy.

I have to remember this moment...

I'll do it myself...

You do look nice without makeup.

Try it, is it overdone?

It's good.

By the way...

Have your ex tried your chicken before?

Well, I have done a lot of things for him...

learn cooking and other stuff...

But he didn't even know.

Really? Yeah.

Then... were you such a tough girl...

when you were with him?

I wasn't really tough before.

I was the opposite.

When I first met him, I was too dependent.

I depended on him

in every way.

He really has missed out a lot.

When I see him next time,

I'd go up to him...

and say...

Have you tried Yan's chicken?

I have, it's super delicious.

You're so funny

I do have a sense of humor.

You're so silly.

Hurry up, finish your food and go to bed.

No...

Why not?

This time of the night...

aside from eating...

What would you like to do?

Let's go...

Come on.

Hurry up.

Hello, good morning! Good morning!

Are you tired from last night?

No. Not at all.

Great, don't work too hard.

Flora

Have you had breakfast yet?

Yes.

You're so great.

OK. Thank you!

Are you tired from last night?

Super tired!

Cappuccino!

Good morning, everybody!

First, I'd like to thank all of you.

The wedding last night

was perfect! 100%

But, we shouldn't be satisfied

with 100%.

Of course not.

We should...

target to score 500%.

Let's talk about Mr. Chan's wedding.

Mr. Chan has found

Nancy from Super Wedding to arrange the wedding.

What? Who?

Nancy

What the f***!

Nancy used to be my staff.

I fired her.

She stole my client?

Didn't I close the deal last week.

I didn't pay attention for a few days,

and everything is gone.

Are you guys stupid or what?

Call him now!

Super Wedding is charging 20% less.

And Everything has been done.

Too low for us.

You said no discount for anyone.

So he...

Yeah, we asked you before.

So he changed his mind.

What did you say?

I said, I did ask you before.

Well, that's right.

In fact...

it's very simple.

Flora Huh?

Come here, take my seat.

Come on.

Yeah, sit here.

Sit down first.

What do you see from here?

I see everybody.

How do they look?

Disappointed?

Yes.

Come on, we don't have to be disappointed.

Life is full of hope.

Maybe, Mr. Chan would get divorce tomorrow.

And he'll get married again.

Then we can get back our business.

We have to get up from where we fell down, okay?

Life is filled with hope.

Yeah! Yeah...

Yeah!

Yeah!

Miss Yan.

I don't know any other celebrity

besides Lady Gaga.

Oh auntie, it's not that.

I came here to thank you for helping me last time.

This is my little gift, please take it.

You don't have to, thanks.

Have a seat.

Auntie...

Fung told me that when he was eight...

you took him out to get roast pork,

and never went home to your husband.

Why?

What else did he tell you?

That's it.

Well, the reason I left Fung's dad...

it's not because he's unfaithful.

It's because he's too boring,

I just couldn't take it.

After I left with Fung,

Fung kept wanting to go home for his dad.

So, I promised him 3 things so as to stop him.

First, I bought him his favorite roast pork rice.

Second, I bought him a bicycle.

Third, I promised him I'll find him a good wife.

So I have been telling him to try everything.

And don't be a bore like his dad.

You know, if a woman gets bored, she' II leave.

I don't want him to be dumped by woman.

You understand, right.

Are you going out with him?

Try it out.

It's no big deal to try.

But it might be tough on you.

Cos Fung is still young, you know what I mean.

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