Pernicious Page #2
It's hard to see.
Alex, are you sure that's them?
I'm positive.
Yes, it's definitely them!
I'm going there.
I'm going to go talk to them.
Rachel, no, no, no!
Rach!
Oh, Rachel.
Oh, God.
Some girl's coming.
Hello.
Hi.
You guys following us?
Rachel.
Give me some of that.
Definitely not.
Don't believe you, but OK.
Are you a model?
I could be.
BRB.
Grab yourself.
We're moving spots.
Oh, good, we're leaving.
No, like we are joining them.
No.
What?
Yes.
They're nice and they're
cute and they're male.
Did I mention that
they were male?
Do I need to remind you that
these cute, nice guys were also
stalking us about,
like, six hours ago?
Rach, are you sure about this?
Come on.
Yes, I'm sure.
They just thought
that we were models.
Oh.
I don't care what they
think that we look like, OK?
I have a boyfriend.
Eew, god, look at them.
They won't stop staring at us.
They're not creepy.
They're British.
And that means that
they are intelligent.
Mm-hm.
Yes.
And besides that, you
guys are not going
to be ruining this for me.
Do you know how long it's
Yeah.
A really long time, OK?
So you have to take
one for the team here.
Come on, Jules.
Please?
Please?
No, I'm not.
I'm not going over there.
God, no.
I'll stay in my fishbowl.
I didn't want to have
to do this, but Vegas.
There was a swimming pool.
And there was an emergency room.
That's what I thought.
Oh my God.
I saved your ass.
You owe me.
You f***ing owe me.
Fine.
Fine, OK?
But then this is over.
We are even.
You hear me?
We're even!
Even!
Even Steven.
Even Steven.
Yes.
All right.
All right.
Got the bowl.
Yes!
Knew you'd be back.
Oh, OK, back up, limey.
Fine, fine.
Slowly, babe.
I'm drunk.
Right.
Watch your head.
Whoa.
Yeah.
So this is the house.
Old house.
I like it.
All right?
Oh, yeah, I'm fine, thanks.
It's all right.
No.
You don't have
to play like them.
We can just cuddle.
No.
Um, see, I, um...
I'm not gonna bite.
I have, um... you
see... oh my God!
Shoot.
Hey, guys, do you have
any drinks in the house?
Uh-uh.
No f***ing drinks?
No whiskey, no vodka?
You got some ganja, right?
No, we don't have any
ganja in our house.
Look, don't worry, yeah?
Because if I put my hand in
my back pocket... oh, yes!
Come on, get up, get on it.
Three cheers, baby.
Let's drink.
Come on.
Come on.
You're so pretty.
For me?
Drink.
Knock it back.
Ooh, knock it back!
Yeah, baby, yeah!
Good girl.
Professional right here.
Oh, yeah.
No, I... no.
I had a lot at the bar.
Take some.
Come on.
Come on, it's OK.
What's in here?
Alcohol.
Just alcohol.
Yeah!
Aren't you gonna have some?
No.
I don't drink.
Drin... what the
f*** are you doing?
What the f*** are
you doing, Julia?
You're a crazy b*tch.
Stay away from me.
Byron!
You're dead.
You're dead!
Don't you come near me.
Don't you come near me.
F*** off away from me.
F*** off away from me with that!
Help!
Byron!
Byron!
Stay away from me.
Don't, please, please, don't.
Don't... don't do that.
Don't do that, please.
Stay away from me.
What are you doing?
You f***ing crazy b*tch!
Help!
Help!
God!
What are you doing?
Please!
Please, don't!
Stop it, please stop it!
What are you doing?
No!
No!
Stay away.
Please, sorry,
I'm sorry, please.
Please don't.
Help me, please, help me.
Stay away.
Stay away.
Help me!
Someone help!
Help!
Please, please, please, don't.
No!
No, no, no, no, no!
Go!
Go!
Help, help, help!
Look I...
Someone help!
Help!
Help!
No!
Please!
Help!
Help!
Please, stop!
What are you doing?
No!
Stop, please, help!
Stop!
Alex, you're up before I am?
I know, I'm as
shocked as you are.
Ugh.
I did not sleep well last night.
I had the strangest dream.
What kind of dream?
Violent.
Disgustingly violent.
Remind me never to drink from a
British man's flask ever again.
Yeah.
That feels like
it was a mistake.
I had a similar dream.
It was disturbing.
I killed Colin.
In my dream, I mean.
Yeah, I had the same dream.
But it was Byron.
We were roofied.
Those guys roofied us
last night, didn't they?
I mean, that would explain it.
This is why we're feeling
so disoriented today.
That dream was so real, though.
God.
I Ugh.
I... I honestly feel
really sick right now.
So where are the guys?
Not here.
Wait a minute.
My jewelry's gone.
No!
Oh, god!
All my stuff is missing, too!
gave me before she died.
Hey.
Listen.
Rach.
We're gonna get it back.
We're gonna get it back.
I promise.
Come here.
It's OK.
Byron!
Are you here?
Give me back my sh*t!
Colin!
Vlad!
Are you f***ing kidding me?
Look.
Those bastards
robbed us, and they
even took the stupid statue.
Why would they take
a worn down statue?
This is bullshit.
This doesn't make any sense.
If... if they robbed us, why
didn't they take something more
valuable, like computers or... or
cell phones, or iPods, or cash?
This just doesn't add up.
Yeah, I guess.
Maybe they were in a hurry.
Alex, the statue would be heavy.
It's not like an in a
hurry kind of thing.
This isn't good.
No, no, this is... this
is not good, you guys.
What the hell
happened last night?
I mean, first I'm freaked
that we killed them,
and now I'm pissed
that they robbed us.
I mean, which is it?
Jules, calm down.
We'll figure it out.
What are we going to do?
If that statue was an
antique or something,
it would be worth
a lot of money.
How much money?
I don't know.
Thousands?
I mean, I'm not stupid.
I've seen antique roadshows.
It's not like we're
renting the place, OK?
The program put us
up here, and they
can't hold us accountable
for everything inside.
Yes they can.
I think that we should
just tell them everything,
before they think that
we took that thing
whilst fleeing the country.
best policy in this situation?
I mean, it's not like we're
Everyone's a little freaked out.
Yes, I do.
Well, what do you think?
I guess so.
But if we end up
in a Thai prison,
I'm not digging cockroaches
out of your ears.
I'm making the call.
Hello?
This is Julia.
So, listen, somebody
broke into our house
and they took all
of our gold jewelry
and even some personal items.
Yeah.
And I hate to say this,
but, um, they took
that life-size gold statue.
What do you mean, there
is no gold statue?
What did she say?
Are we screwed?
What?
Was it like 1,000 years old?
She said there is no statue.
What?
Yeah.
I told her the whole story.
I even described the
statue in full detail.
And the program
housing director said
there is no statue
at this residence,
but she'll look into it.
She'll look into it?
Yeah.
That was it.
was crazy or something.
So I guess we're off the hook.
This can't be right.
It was right there.
Right?
I remember it, too.
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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