Pescuit sportiv

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This too.

And your bag?

I'll keep it.

Hope it's not going to rain.

When you get your license.

I don't need it.

I'll stay on the side streets.

Are you crazy?

I'll take responsibility.

Okay, wise guy!

I was just kidding.

What's up with you?

It's not a laughing matter.

So spare me.

Now you're pissed off?

No.

But you sure can annoy me.

- I annoy you?

- Let it go.

- I annoy you?

- Forget it.

So then I annoy you?

Now she's

adjusting her rearview mirror.

Driving school did you wonders.

You're getting on my nerves!

Give me a smile, sweetie.

It's the end of the week,

we're off on a "picnic!"

Aren't we in a good mood!

Better believe it!

I quit.

Yeah, so...

Let me hear how it went.

Not very well.

Remember I told you I was

going to fail a few students?

Well, the principal pressured me

into passing them.

She said it'd be bad

for the school's reputation.

"Pressured" you?

Let's just say she implied

that I'd regret it.

Why do you make it

so difficult on yourself?

What's that supposed to mean?

Is there no integrity left

in this country?

Don't be ridiculous!

But that's the problem!

You think we shouldn't

sweat the small stuff.

But you're wrong!

You ask too much of those kids.

How's that?

Because they should be able to count

in the 5th grade?

Maybe it's not their fault.

Oh, so it's mine?

Is that it?

No, that's not it.

So what did the principal say?

F*** her!

What could she say?

She suspected it anyway.

So what were you trying to prove?

They'll replace you

and nothing will change.

You know what I mean?

So what if they do?

I have my principles!

Did you talk to her in a calm manner?

Or were you confrontational,

as is your manner?

What do you mean with "my manner"?

I was reasonable,

and it's not the first time.

But that's not the point.

And then?

What then?

You really want to quit?

What do you think?

You're asking me?

Yes, I want to quit.

I can't take it anymore!

Don't you think she's idiot?

What would you do in my place?

We all have to make compromises.

Would that have been such a big one?

A compromise is a compromise.

I refuse!

You wanted to teach her a lesson?

You bet, the idiot!

That's ridiculous!

It gives me a headache

just thinking about it.

This was supposed

to be a relaxing weekend...

Ok, let's drop it.

Watch out for the crosswalk!

I see it!

Stop harassing me!

Move it, old hag!

You'll miss your own funeral.

What's she doing?

How can you talk to her like that?

She can't hear me.

Yes she can, the window's open.

Thanks for opening it!

See them jump?

Reminds me of those Irish dancers.

What's their name, sweetie?

I don't know.

The dancers that kick

their legs up in the air...

I don't know.

What's wrong, are you mad?

No.

What is it then?

You're tired?

No.

A bit.

- Sleepy?

- A bit.

- You want a coffee?

- No, thanks.

Something else?

What the f***'s their name?

Watch out, it's red!

I know!

Then slow down!

I am!

Who's driving?

No, stop!

Go away!

- Let him do it.

- Get out of here...

Did I call him over?

Split!

What's the big deal?

F*** off!

Damn it!

God have mercy.

Now look what you did!

What did I do?

No one asked him

to wash the window.

It needed to be washed anyway.

So he washes it

and then wants money.

Did you give him any?

I could have.

But did you?

That's not the point.

So you have principles, too?

Yeah!

But of course

only your principles count!

I've had it with this f***ing country!

She's "had it with this

f***ing country".

Flaherty!

That's their name!

Flaherty, isn't it?

Flaherty or Friarty?

What?

Flaherty or Friarty?

Which is it?

Stop it.

Cut the engine.

Damn it!

You could have at least

let the kid do it.

Mister, how 'bout some fun?

Only 5 lei.

The price of a candy bar.

Go on, get lost!

There you go, Mizz Miha.

Nice 'n clean.

Off we go!

What's he doing?

Keep going.

I can't.

- Look at them.

- 5 lei, what d'ya say?

Come on, man.

5 lei. Can you believe it?

The price of a candy bar!

They'd be better off

scrubbing floors or begging.

No one's forcing them to hustle.

Miha, it's not that simple...

They have pimps.

Being a whore is one thing,

begging is another.

And where would they work?

I don't get it.

You'll figure it out when you grow up.

Good thing you're so smart!

I am pretty smart.

Could you do it with a hooker?

I find it difficult to understand

how some men can be attracted

to girls like that.

No, I mean a beautiful,

expensive call girl.

They just do it for the money.

How do you know?

There's no love involved.

I couldn't see myself doing it

now that I'm with you.

But if I were rich and single,

who knows...

You're so macho.

No, I'm not, but...

I don't know what I'd do.

Running right

in the middle of the road!

Isn't he cute!

And you wonder

why so many dogs get run over.

How do you know I don't fake it?

What?

You know, have an orgasm?

Did you decide?

What?

To have an orgasm?

You keep avoiding the subject,

but I'm serious.

I can't tell him now!

Don't give me that!

It'll be fine, I promise!

Does he know where you are?

- What?

- Where does he think you are?

At my mom's.

Is that so?

You said you'd tell him today.

Get off my back!

I'll tell him once we're there.

You want me to call him now?

I can't with you sitting here.

Wait till we get to the "picnic"!

You always get pissed

then give in.

- Turn right.

- Now you tell me!

Sweetie...

Forgive me.

I know sometimes I'm mean.

I'm sorry, but...

Sweetie...

You hit a girl!

She's not moving!

Sh*t!

What've you done!

Can you hear me?

No, don't...

Let's get her in the car

and to the hospital.

Help me!

Put her down.

Lie her down!

Help me.

What're you doing?

- Taking pictures.

- Why?

To distract the guy.

Should I tell him?

- No, Mihai.

- Why?

Just don't!

Got problems?

No, we're just taking in the view.

Seen any chicks along here?

- What?

- Girls, you know...

- Further back.

- There used to be droves of 'em.

Is that your lady?

Carsick?

Yeah, it happens.

All the best.

Did you throw up?

A little.

You have a compact?

F***!

We'll say we found her like this.

Oh, great idea!

What do you mean

"we found her like this"?

We can't lie about such a thing!

"We found her like this... "

I'll say I was driving.

Let's go.

- It's not that.

- What is it then?

Why am I here with you?

So that's the problem!

Please, start the car.

Let's go.

We'll think of something

on the way.

Start the f***ing car!

Come on!

Mihai!

What're you doing?

Turn the car around!

No.

No?

We'll get rid of her.

- Stop the car!

- Are you nuts?

- Stop the f***ing car!

- You're crazy!

Stop the car now!

I'm scared.

All right...

Everyone'll know.

So what?

It was bound to happen!

Maybe it's a sign.

No, it's not!

I can't have anyone know!

So that's it?

He can't find out from others.

You weren't going to tell him?

I don't want to f*** up my life!

What about mine?

F*** you!

Your school's all that counts!

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