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You don't give a f*** about me!

How can you say it's a sign?

Calm down

or we're both going to lose it.

Come on.

These things happen.

I killed her, Mihai!

There's nothing

you can do about it now!

She jumped in front of the car.

We're not Schumacher!

These things happen.

It'll work out!

- But it's my life!

- It's my life, too!

Don't you get it?

God, help me!

Sweetie, we can't do this.

We just can't.

Mihai, listen to me.

I hit her,

so it's my decision

what we do with her.

You don't have to get involved.

That's kind of you,

but I already am.

If a f***ing hooker is

worth more than my life...

I can't believe you!

So what if she is a hooker?

Or a dog?

We can't do anything for her.

How can you be so sure?

What does it matter what she does?

She's a human being!

Who says we can't do anything

for her?

Let's get her to the hospital.

Come on, sweetie.

No.

Come on.

You're not thinking straight.

We're taking her to the hospital!

I don't want to!

Come on.

Get out of the car, I'm taking her!

Get out of the f***ing car!

Get out now! I'm taking her!

Sweetie?

Are you coming?

Bring her over here.

Hold on.

Come on, Mihai.

Let me catch my breath.

Let's cover her up a bit.

Why on Earth

do you want to cover her up?

Please, help me.

- It'll be alright.

- The f*** it'll be alright!

Cover her with what?

You're covering her with nettles?

We'll need to find some branches.

Sweetie!

Are you alright?

How are you feeling?

What happened to me?

You don't remember?

No, what?

We found you on the side of the road

and picked you up...

To take you to the hospital.

You must've fainted again.

- Feeling better?

- Yeah.

We came here...

To pick nettles!

They're the best around.

Let me help you back to the car.

It's not far.

I'm so sorry!

Let me sit here a while.

Of course.

Are you ok?

Alright...

We won't be long.

What?

Can I help you?

No. Thanks.

- I told you it'd be alright.

- Bullshit!

Now pick your f***ing nettles!

Grab them by the stalks.

F***ing nettles!

I almost sh*t in my pants.

That's for sure!

Now what do we do?

Go get a bag from the car.

I'm Ana!

Ana.

Mihai.

Mihaela.

Mihai and Mihaela?

I'll go get a bag.

I wasn't thinking

and left the bag in the car.

I have orders to shoot anyone

caught taking anything

from these woods.

But we didn't take anything.

Honest!

Just kidding!

I couldn't help myself.

Are you two alone?

Hi there.

How are you, sir?

Is there a problem?

He was just joking around.

Beg your pardon.

It gets boring

carrying this shotgun around all day.

I don't even have the right

to shoot it.

We're picking nettles.

The missus told me.

Who does the forest belong to?

The State.

It's true you shouldn't

be picking anything here.

Got it.

Good day, sir.

You, too.

Enjoy the weekend.

Have fun!

How much did you give him?

5 lei.

What a weird man!

- What's his problem?

- Idiot.

Ana wants to picnic with us.

I couldn't not tell her.

But shouldn't we take her

to the hospital?

I've had dizzy spells before,

I'll be alright.

Do you mind if I come with you?

Not at all.

Be my guest.

Let's go feel the water.

- Coke anyone?

- No.

- Are you coming?

- Where?

To feel the water.

Later, ok?

Come on!

It's cold!

Only when you get in.

It's beautiful here.

He's a great guy, Mihai.

- He's really cool.

- Yeah...

You don't have kids, right?

- No, why?

- I was just wondering.

- Am I bothering you?

- Not at all.

Did you two get in a fight?

No, why?

You barely talked in the car.

Maybe we didn't have anything

to say.

I'm not stupid.

Something's up between you two.

Don't worry about it.

How's the water?

It's a bit cold.

Really?

Perfect for the beers.

What?

For the bass?

No, for the beers.

What an idiot!

I though you said bass.

I said beers.

What'd you talk about?

Nothing.

She's off her rocker.

How's that?

I don't know.

The angels

were watching over us, sweetie.

Did you know

there are two weeks in the year

when you can't catch the "flew?"

Really?

I watched this thing on Discovery.

What's it called...

A documentary.

During the last two weeks of June

the angle at which the sun rays

hit the Earth affects

the atmosphere.

And "flew" germs can't develop.

Cool, isn't it?

Interesting.

A Coke?

Yeah, thanks.

Can I have a light?

Thanks a million.

Cheers!

It's nice being here with you.

Really.

You're a wonderful couple.

Just a normal couple.

I've never known this.

How about some music?

Yeah.

You want some?

Yes!

You're so lucky!

Sweetie, you have any suntan lotion?

No.

So how long have you been together?

A year or so.

That's great.

Really great!

I'm going fishing.

Cool! Can I come?

Sure.

I'll get a bit of sun first.

Ok.

Hey!

What?

I felt something on me.

I'm baking.

It's really hot.

You got cooled off?

Your phone rang.

I'm not answering it today.

You two have a cat?

No, why?

P*ssy called.

I answered, but it went dead.

Keep out of my things, ok?

Sorry. I wasn't thinking.

You should've called me.

You're right.

I'm sorry.

It was a man's voice.

I thought you said it went dead.

Yeah, after a few seconds.

What did he say?

He didn't have time

to say anything.

You know, Miha,

you shouldn't be so tense.

It's easy to see you have a lover.

We're friends, aren't we?

Don't worry, it's no biggie!

You really need

to mind your own business!

Know what I mean?

But Mihai deserves better.

He's a great guy.

And you make a great couple.

Fine, but keep out of my things.

Know what I mean?

I'm such an idiot.

Sorry, I just want you to be happy.

Forgive me.

I'm fine...

So you called?

Yeah, but I got cut off.

#Did you got my message? #

No, what message?

#I'll be home tonight. #

Great.

#Will you be home? #

Well, you know my mom...

I don't want to upset her.

# Well, I could come there. #

Mind if I keep you company?

- Catch anything yet?

- No.

Don't know if I will.

#Then I'll come there. #

Well, maybe I'll come home.

#So are you coming or am I? #

I'll talk to my mom

and call you back.

I mainly fish to relax.

You don't care if you catch anything?

It relaxing just to sit by the water

and watch the float.

And I thought

we'd be eating some!

You're really something.

Lots of people do it.

It's called sport fishing.

You catch the fish

then throw it back in the water.

In the what?

In the water.

I thought you said butter.

In the butter...

You'll throw them back?

Yeah, right back into the water.

Seriously?

Yeah.

You're not joking?

No.

No one does that in Romania.

Of course they do.

Look at me.

It must be horrible.

- For the fisherman?

- No, for the fish.

Swallowing a hook

and suffocating on it...

They don't feel any pain.

What do you mean?

If they do, it isn't much.

They don't really feel the...

It's more complicated.

But even if they suffocate,

they live, right?

They survive?

Bingo!

You got it!

You're really something.

I'm serious!

I've never seen a guy...

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