Petaling Street Warriors

Emperor Jain Wen has been usurped

throne by his uncle, Thu Di.

At last, he ran away to South East Asia

and no one know where he actually gone.

After hundred decades,

an accident happening in Pealing

Street has revealing a mystery ...

Hurry up!

Okay.

There are two more customers waiting.

Sure, no problem.

I'm coming!

Look at you. All sweaty.

Gray hair?

Never mind about it ...

Li Chun!

All right, I'm coming!

Eat your mi. Go ahead!

I'm coming!

Can't he come here to take it himself?

He's just across the

street. it's no big deal.

What would you like to eat?

Wow, I'm sure they could even hold

four pairs of chopsticks in between.

Can I take your order now?

Apart from yourself, do

you have anything delicious?

We only have Hokkien mi.

Hokkien mi?

Give us three plates.

Hey, you the cook, what is this?

It's a bug.

Listen! I found this in your mi.

Oh, really? Then the

bug must have done a lot

of good deeds until I

couldn't fry it to death.

Hey, how dare you get cocky with us!

I'm sorry. My husband

hasn't taken his medicine,

so he's talking nonsense.

I'll get you another plate.

Look at them. They're

not even from around here.

See? One is a shorty, one an

old fart, and one ugly as hell.

Don't even know where they come from.

Ask not where we're from and who we

are! The three knives are our trademark.

We are the Three Knives Gang!

We own Petaling Street!

So you're saying you're the

bosses of Petaling Street?

We're the biggest bosses

in Petaling Street!

Ah, congratulation! Let

us wish you great health!

Is it Chinese New Year already?

We could no longer do business

today. Let's pack up and leave!

Let's go!

Who's the biggest boss here?

VVho's in charge here?

He's the person in charge.

He's the biggest boss among us.

I'm nobody.

I go first.

Oh, so you like to play?

Come, let's have some fun too.

Du Yao!

Don't worry! Just relax! I'd be fine!

Wow, you two are incredible!

You took care of the Three

Knives Gang so easily.

I'm very impressed. Thank you so much!

Hey!

Protection fee?

But I already paid last week.

Protection fee is protection fee.

I'm asking for transportation fee.

Yes, I'm charging appearance

fee for showing up as well.

Also, they dance and do kungfu.

All these have to be learn,

and that take money too.

Oh, I almost forgot, I support my

parents, and that take money as well.

Here's our token of appreciation...

No! Don't give it to them!

Du Yao!

I'm your husband, and

I'm telling you that we're

not giving them a single

cent. Why should we?

Look. The businesses over that side

give him one dollar every month.

The businesses over this side

give him one dollar every month.

But our stall need to pay

each of them one dollar.

Do you think it's so easy

making money selling Hokkien mi?

The problem is, your stall is right

in the middle section of the street.

Yes!

Yes what? Our street is only this

small. Do you know there's only

one government in each country,

and one emperor for each government?

Moreover, it's useless paying you two.

You guys never show up

when we really need you.

I'm the best. Give it to me!

Look at you. You're fat

and slow in the head.

Nobody would even notice when you're dead!

That's true. You should lose some

weight. Not good for your image.

Du Yao!

Who would dare to hit me?

Him!

Of course it's me!

Don't push me too far!

He's going to punch you!

Then I'm going to kick him!

He's going to kick you!

Don't force me! I'd get serious!

Go ahead!

I'm waiting!

Fight!

Crush them!

How dare you laugh at me!

It's not me! it's not me!

It's not me! it's not me! it's not me!

Ouch, that hurts!

Are you all right?

I'm in pain!

Cut that out. You'll get hurt.

Okay.

Let's go home.

What the chicken... This is

my favorite moment every day!

Just like a fish in water, so relaxing...

Too bad the water smells terrible.

It's not as smelly as your feet.

I've put 108 kinds of herbs

inside. it's very nourishing!

Hey, be careful!

You think you're preparing bakuteh?

Great!

Then drink it like you'd drink bakuteh.

I don't want to! it's so smelly

yet I have to drink it every day.

It's almost as smelly

as my iron underpants!

I don't even know why I'm wearing this.

I don't see other people

wearing this, why should I?

I've told you. The tropical weather

is hot and there're bugs everywhere.

It not only prevents bug bites,

it's also good for ventilation.

The other men are stupid not to wear it.

But it's very troublesome!

Sometimes when I'm slow,

I even unload inside it.

It's your fault for coming home late!

Then why aren't you wearing one?

I'm wearing one!

Where is it?

Right here. You hear it?

I don't hear it.

It's right here.

My dear, actually we've been married

for two years and yet we've not done it.

How about... if we do it tonight?

No!

Why not?

Have you forgotten it again?

After checking your pulse,

my father said your kidneys

are of different sizes.

And the bigger kidney

is even smaller than what

people normally have.

If we do it, you'll die.

I don't want you to die.

If we do it, I die. If we

don't do it, I also die.

I rather die after we do it. Come on...

No.

Please?

No!

I don't want to!

When the Heavens assign great tasks to us,

it shall torment our

minds, and then our bodies...

makes us suffer in

hunger to make us weak...

If we give up now, how can

we face our forefathers?

Let's go!

You afraid?

Afraid? Of what?

Then why is it every time that

I ask you to go to the casino,

you're always reluctant?

Come on!

Hey, dear, since it's going to rain

and there aren't many customers,

why don't we close shop early and

you go home and take some rest?

Yes, after the rain, the

frogs would come out and sing.

We plan to go and catch them.

Come back before dinner.

Okay!

Let's go!

Froggie, froggie, here we come!

Big! Big! Big!

I told you we should buy small!

Jay Chow!

Yes? I want to borrow money.

VVho's your guarantor?

My buddy, Du Yao.

The big boss of the mi stall!

Oh, the one who cooks Hokkien mi?

Sure, problem! Take the money. Take it.

Not enough? Vhf ant more? No problem!

Still not enough? Take them all! The more

you borrow, the more you gamble. Take it!

When should I return it?

Don't worry, just take your time.

Relax! Just go gamble your heart out!

No more gambling! Let's go!

Wait! Look what we've got?

All right! I'll beat you this time!

Go! Go! Go!

What the chicken? Whatever

I gambled, I'd lose.

This Sure Win Casino

sure wins all our money.

Three cups of tea!

Don't be like that.

Let's come again tomorrow.

Tomorrow? I still don't

have money tomorrow!

Hey, you should know that you're a very

important person in Petaling Street.

Because of you, we could gamble all we

want and all they need is a signature.

This is what I would call a VIP treatment.

Am I so popular around here?

Of course! We've become VIPS because

of you. No, no, no. We've become VVIPS!

Wow, gold member cards?

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