Petaling Street Warriors Page #2

But even with gold cards,

I still don't have money!

I'm only left with these. If

my wife doesn't have enough

money to buy groceries tomorrow,

I'll be dead. Here you go.

With the money, we now can have real fun!

The House of Kamasutra!

No! No! No! No!

Scared of your wife again?

You're afraid of her!

Says who? What's there to be afraid of?

If you're not, then let's go!

Revolution... Dr. Sun Yat Sen shall...

Who cares about revolution? Let's

visit the House of Kamasutra right away!

No! No!

Come on! Drag him along!

No! No!

Dear customers, what do you think?

What's that noise?

Nothing! Nothing!

So, how?

They're quite pretty, but I'm sure

there are prettier ones, right?

Okay!

What the world is that noise?

Just keep quiet!

Someone must be doing

renovation next door...

Now, dear bosses, what do

you think of them? Satisfied?

Better than the last ones, but I still

think you have better-looking girls.

Fine! Wait a moment!

The last two. There are no more.

Now you're talking.

Yong Kok, I love them. Very good!

Have fun! Go, go, go!

Your two friends have taken the last two.

There are no one left besides

me. So, what's on your mind?

Uh, actually there's nothing on my mind...

Nothing on your mind?

You must think I'm kind

of weird, don't you?

Sometimes I feel the same way.

Your friends are my regular customers,

and they're always happy with

my skill. Come, let's begin!

Wait, wait! Actually

I'm just looking around.

Just looking around?

Looking around? You think

it's free to look around?

I don't care! You must

accept my service today!

Hold your horses! You sound like a man!

So I'm a man because

I have a hoarse voice?

Don't tell me you're a woman?

So I'm a woman because

I have a hoarse voice?

Then what are you?

It's none of your business!

What the world are you?

Shemale! Shemale! Shemale!

Don't point your buttocks at others,

it's very rude. Where's Du Yao?

So tired! I'm so hungry that

I think I'm feeling sick.

Very smart huh?

Here you go. You know it's

bad for you to ask for bribery.

Okay, tell me. Where has Du Yao gone to?

He, Yong Kok and Rajoo went to

the casino, and lost all his money.

And then?

No idea! No idea!

Come.

Let go! You're being very naughty.

If you don't want to turn into a dish,

better you say it now.

Where else did Du Yao go?

All right. I'll prepare braised

parrot for the dinner tonight.

Please don't! He went to

the House of Kamasutra!

Kamasutra?

You went to the casino?

Yes...

And then the House of Kamasutra?

When you eat, you eat properly.

When you sleep, you sleep properly.

In the future if you want to have fun,

have dinner first at home and then go out.

Just don't stay out too late

or it'll be bad for your health.

You can't blame me.

We've been married for so long,

and yet we've never done it.

Until now I don't even know why. Why?

You should be angry today,and it's good to

be angry when you're supposed to be angry.

However, you must watch

out for your health.

Agitation will harm the liver.

Drink the carrot spareribs soup.

If we don't do it, the

neighbors would call me a virgin!

They will say Du Yao is a virgin! Du Yao...

Du Yao is a virgin!

The weather is hot. No wonder

you get agitated so easily.

Of course I got agitated! You're

so close with your cousin, Liu Kun,

that every neighbor says you're

having an affair with him.

Why you're so intimate

with him and not me? Why?

They could believe so,

but I don't expect you to.

I grew up with Liu Kun, and

he's just like my own brother.

You can't be jealous of this 7

My dear father, why had

you passed away so early?

Now I'm being bullied and

I've no one to talk to.

How come you never answer my questions?

Oh, it's time for you to go to the toilet.

Finish your dinner first, then the

toilet. After that, have an early sleep.

Oh, after you drink the soup,

you'll have a good sleep till

tomorrow morning. Your hair is messy.

Du Yao is a virgin!

Shhhh!

Hey, one more word from

you and I'll burn you alive!

Du Yao is a virgin! Du Yao is a virgin!

I dare you to say one more time!

Du Yao is a virgin! Du Yao is a virgin!

I'm warning you!

Du Yao is a virgin! Du Yao is a virgin!

Say one more time and I'll

turn you into a flaming bird!

Virgin!

I'm definitely going to burn you alive!

Old virgin! Old virgin!

Old virgin! Old virgin!

Pssssss ... Du Yao, wakey

wakey, time to pee... Psssssu..

What are you doing?

Jay Chow?

I'm here to collect my money.

Your money?

How could you be so forgetful?

Your buddy borrowed money from

me with you as his guarantor.

That useless Yong Kok!

But you've come so early. I have no money.

No money is fine. Am I

right? No money is very fine.

It's useless even if you use the knife.

I really have no money. Look at the room!

There's no money here!

Oh, I see...

Trouble! Big trouble!

Hey, that's my wife's pillow!

You can't take it! Hey!

The Heavens choose the

virtuous one as Emperor,

so that he could lead as

example to the whole world

By administering the country

with full attention and justice,

the dynasty shall be

prosperous forever and beyond!

This is the seal of Emperor

Jianwen of Ming Dynasty...

...a priceless emperor seal!

What are you talking about? What seal?

Emperor seal.

Emperor seal?

So if I have the seal, then I'm

an emperor, is it so? Is it so?

More or less, I guess.

This is marvelous! I've

struck it rich this time!

Let's go!

Hey, that belongs to my

wife. You can't take it!

Relax, I'm just keeping it on your behalf.

When you bring the money

tomorrow, I'll return it to you.

If you don't return my money,

then I'll be an emperor!

I've never expected a shorty like

me can also become an emperor.

Men! Let's return to the palace!

Hey, hey, you!

Dear, I've bought ondeh-ondeh...

What the chicken? What

are you doing in my room?

Where's my pillow?

Li Chun, forget about the old pillow.

I've bought a new one for you from

a designer's store. Look, YEEKIA!

Specially designed to support your neck

and spine, it's really comfortable and...

Let me ask you one more

time. Where's my pillow?

The casino boss has taken

it. But you can't blame me.

You've never told me

what's inside the pillow.

So the seal inside the pillow...

You never told me

there's a seal inside it.

Come on, it's just a

pillow. Don't be so angry...

Liu Kun!

Let's go!

Hey, Li Chun!

You! You're only back when the bad guys

are gone. You're worse than the dogs.

Watch out for burning candles...

Beware of thieves. .

Watch out for burning candles...

You guys go up. I'll follow them.

Where's the seal?

I'm done this time! All my money

has been robbed! I'm bankrupt!

Who did this?

I've no idea. They came wearing black

masks and went away wearing black masks.

What luck! I got robbed

just when my men go on leave.

Old Virgin

I'm warning you. Don't

take advantage of me,

or I'll scream! Still

not believing me? Aaaah!

Those who've stolen the emperor

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