Petaling Street Warriors Page #3

seal aren't ordinary people.

If they truly know about the secret of the

seal, then Du Yao will be in grave danger.

I know what you're going to say.

But it's all Du Yao's fault

that the seal is stolen.

Again I know what you're about to say.

This won't happen if

Big Brother is around.

Ever since your elder brother has suffered

an injury during his kungfu learning,

he's nowhere to be found.

I know, I know...

So you're really here!

What the chicken? Don't you have your own

room? Why come to his? Go back with me!

No!

Go back!

No!

Go back!

No!

Go back!

No!

No? Then I go back myself.

Please. go back with me. I want

to pee, but I don't have the key!

Do you know what kind of trouble

you've caused? How old are you already?

Thirty years old, and you still haven't

done anything right in your life!

You know nothing and are scared of

everything. Are you a man or not?

You say I'm not a man right in front of

them? You think I wouldn't divorce you?

Divorce me if you like!

My wife says I'm not a man.

She's never utilized me.

How does she know I'm

not a man? Am I right?

Utilize you in what way?

It's none of your business! Don't drink

so much. You can't hold your liquor.

She also says that I've not done

a single right thing in my life.

Is that true?

You should stop drinking too.

There are many ways to be a real man.

It's not difficult to do the right thing.

Three of us could go to the

House of Kamasutra to be real men!

Kamasutra!

Where's your protection

fee for last month?

I've already paid your boss.

My boss?

Yes.

It's for my boss, what about me?

I've come here because I don't want to be

bullied by the Englishmen. And now this.

You're bullied by the foreigners.

We're by our very own people.

Bullied by our own people...

I want to be a real man!

I want to do the right

thing to prove to my wife

that she's wrong about me!

Let's fight the gangsters!

I want you two to call the neighbors

now for an emergency meeting!

Ever since Kapitan Yap Ah Loy had left us,

the people in Petaling Street have been

pushed around by the gangsters.Am I right?

Right!

The British Government does

nothing to help us, am I right?

Right!

Therefore, we can only rely

on ourselves for protection.

And for this, we must form a

Defend It Yourself (DIY) Gang.

As long as we DIY, we

could lead a peaceful life!

As long as we DIY, we

could have a happy family!

As long as we DIY, we

can beat the gangsters!

I've already thought it through.

One Petaling Street, One DIY

Gang! So, let's DIY together!

DIY!

DIY!

DIY!

DIY!

DIY!

How are we going to DIY?

Good question! We'll all learn kungfu!

Du Yao, I want to DIY with you!

Hold your horses!

Please DIY by yourself.

Three-in-One

Martial Arts School

This is the place.

It seems. . deserted.

Yeah, let's leave.

This is the legendary Iron Sand Palms!

Is he really so powerful?

You! Come here!

Just go!

Hit me here.

Hit him!

If you want to hit me, then aim properly.

I'm hitting your hand!

I'm hitting your neck!

I'm hitting your stomach!

I'm hitting between your legs!

If I've not shown mercy, you'd have

nothing left between your legs already.

Three of you. Attack me.

Don't move!

Hiya! You! Ha! You!

Feel like falling down?

Just place your hands on their

shoulders then you would be fine.

I'm hitting your chest!

I'm hitting your shoulder!

You two go over there!

This is what Three-in-One

Kungfu is all about.

Master!

To be the disciples of

Fok Yip Fei, firstly,

don't ask what. Secondly, don't ask why.

Thirdly, just do whatever I tell you.

Fourthly, for mutual understanding...

you guys have to pay your fees on time.

Sure, sure, sure!

Master Fok, I've been hitting

chestnuts the whole week. .

Master Fok, why I have to

give you a massage every day?

Look at the floor. I've mopped so

many times until its color has faded.

You'll strengthen your punches

by hitting the chestnuts.

Mopping the floor is good for your waist.

Massaging is a great way to learn the

location of our acupuncture points.

All these are the basic

training of Three-in-One Kungfu.

Then when can we learn the advanced stuff?

For ordinary people,

it'll take three years.

Three years?

But you guys are not ordinary people.

Ten years!

Ten years! Master Fok, ten

years is not good! In ten years,

my wife might even have married the

gangster's head and have babies with him.

Don't tell me you're fighting

the gangsters for a woman?

If you want to please

women, just buy them flowers!

There's no need to fight gangsters!

All right.

For you guys, I'm going

to make a sacrifice.

I, Fok Yip Fei, would be fighting

the gangsters on your behalf.

That's great, Master

Fok! What a great idea!

I charge 100 dollars. Non-negotiable.

So expensive?

Five-year installment

plan with zero interest.

Just think about the offer. No hurry.

There's no need to think. You're hired!

Master Fok, hurry up! We're late!

No hurry. I doubt these gangsters know

how to read time. Just let them wait !

Master Fok!

Captain, how do you do?

It's been a long time since we've met.

Good to see you.

I've something to show you.

Warrant!

Captain, I think there's

a misunderstanding. .

You two shrimps want to negotiate with us?

Our kungfu expert is on the way here!

We have a kungfu expert as our backup!

Kungfu expert? There's

only one left and that's me.

Hey, what about me?

Oh, there are only two kungfu

experts left. Me and him.

Look. He looks like me,

but he's actually not me.

Hmmm, you're right.

Then we can't be certain.

Oh, why don't we do this?

You stay with us for some days first,

and we'll make our decision

when we're more certain.

What?

Bring him along!

You can't do that! Captain, it's a

misunderstanding! Captain! Captain!

I've come here to meet you all on behalf

of the residents of Petaling Street.

We've already formed a

new gang called DIY Gang.

New gang? I think you

have gangrene in your head!

Do you guys have the

permit for secret societies?

What permit?

What the world is that?

Show him!

I didn't see what's on it.

If you could see what's on

it, then it'll be worthless.

Yeah!

Who gave them to you?

If you could see what's on

it, then it'll be worthless.

Made in London.

England!

Du Yao, no worries. Leave

it to me. You just stay here.

Yes!

I'm going to apply the permit now!

Well, I think it's rather late.

Why don't we just call it a

day so that everyone can go

home and get some beauty sleep?

Uh, it's better we continue tomorrow.

Wait! I'll have my beauty sleep, but

only after I beat the hell out of you!

I could simply ask my

man to do it. Finish him!

I'm hitting your hand! I'm hitting

your shoulder! I'm hitting your chest!

Wow, the training actually

worked! Hey you guys,

come fight me, but one at a time! Come on!

One at a time?

You want to fight till daybreak?

Everyone, charge!

Get him!

Hit his head!

Hit him hard!

Over there!

Time out!

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