Petaling Street Warriors Page #4

Time out! What the chicken? How

could I be so exhausted already?

Beat him to death!

That woman is so pretty!

Miss, may I know your name?

Someone's behind me.

Vhf hat the chicken? How could

you try to beat a woman?

It's not me. it's him!

I didn't do it on

purpose. Please forgive me.

Listen. I don't want you guys to collect

protection fee in

Petaling Street ever again!

Yes, sir!

Go away!

Thank you!

Miss, does your chest still hurt?

It's not my chest that

hurts. it's my back.

Let's go and help Du Yao.

Go that way!

You're awake!

Your Majesty!

Come, let me help you.

Your Majesty, Xiaoju shouldn't have

startled you. It's entirely my fault!

Wait! Why do you keep

calling me Your Majesty?

Yeah, why do you keep calling him so?

What are you? Parrot?

One of my ancestors was a loyal cabinet

minister back in the Ming Dynasty.

When Emperor Jianwen was

overthrown by his uncle,

he went into exile and

could never be found.

Oh, that's bad.

My ancestor thus made a vow, wanting

his descendants to continue his

search for the bloodline of Emperor

Jianwen in order to protect them.

Two years ago, I came to Southeast

Asia to continue my search,

but I still couldn't find them.

Just as I was about to

give up, I saw this.

Look.

Northern Press:
Seal of Emperor Jianwen

Resurfaced and Yet Robbed

Again in Petaling Street

it's you, Your Majesty. You're the

one whom I've been searching for.

Me? But this seal... it's actually...

Your Majesty, please let me stay by your

side. I'm willing to do anything for you.

Please get up! You're injured.

Actually... about you staying by my side...

Will you excuse us a minute?

Just let her stay! She

saved your life, remember?

Yes, she's so pretty. And she seems

to have gone cuckoo after the fight.

Who knows you two could get into

some real action later tonight?

Kamasutra!

You might even get quintuplets

with the right skill!

Enough! Go back to your rooms! Go, go, go!

Ouch!

What's the matter?

I think it's the wound.

Oh, let me get you some ointment.

Your Majesty!

Oh my, what are they

doing? Oh, no! Alert! Alert!

I'm hurt. Can you apply

the ointment for me?

Okay... oops!

Oh...

Ouch! It really hurts!

Then I'd be gentler.

Okay.

Go lower.

Lower? Uh, okay...

The stupid virgin is

definitely hooked! Stupid!

Even lower?

Lower.

Lower?

Okay...

Yoo-hoo, I'm still here!

What's that noise?

Your Majesty!

Now even his pants are

down! You two sex maniacs!

Why are you wearing these

disgusting underpants?

Uh, my wife made me wear this.

It's locked. How do you go to the toilet?

Oh, my wife unlocks it thrice a day.

It's very troublesome, just

like taking herbal medicine.

You Majesty. .

why don't you let me unlock it?

Then you don't have to

suffer from it any more.

Oh my goodness! My eyes! My eyes!

I can't stand it

any more! I can't stand it!

Your Majesty. .

Now you can do whatever you like.

My wife hasn't been back for two days.

I need to take a crap.

Shi Du Yao, I'm letting you off tonight,

but you could never escape from me.

Next time do a proper landing!

Mistress, we've got a situation at home!

There's a woman in the

room. She lied on the bed,

and Du Yao jumped in to join her,

and they started touching each other!

I don't even know if he's a virgin

now! So embarrassing! So embarrassing!

Who are you?

You belong to the same gang

that has stolen the seal?

I've no idea what you're talking about.

Then what have you

been searching just now?

Me? I've been looking for

underpants for His Majesty.

How could you make a grown-up

man wear such a thing?

Tsk tsk tsk... I really don't know

what kind of a wife you've been to him.

Yesterday when I helped him unlock it,

he has understood for the first

time the true meaning of manhood.

You b*tch!

Uh, do you guys like some

breakfast? it's steaming hot now.

Shi Du Yao, did you... did you

lost your virginity to her?

So what?

How could you?

Why not? I've saved myself

for you for the past two

years but you didn't want

it. So I gave it to her!

You disgust me! I've

sacrificed so much for you.

My father even married me off to you.

New that you've lost your virginity,

how am I going to face my late father?

What has your marrying me

got to do with your father?

Oh, and the last time I checked,

you've no problem if I divorce you.

Your Majesty, my hand hurts!

Oh, you're hurt?

Poor thing.

Let her hand go!

Don't let go!

Let it go!

Don't!

She's come from nowhere.

How could you trust her?

What nowhere? She's here with

me. isn't that very clear now?

Shi Du Yao...

Your Majesty!

Huh?

It hurts!

Oh, let me help you

apply some ointment later.

Eat the breakfast first

while it's still hot.

Would you like some tea?

There goes all our effort.

If I've known it would happen,

I wouldn't have married him.

We've not... done it simply for his good.

At least he could protect

himself when I get old and weak.

Am I wrong for doing that? I

don't even know what to do now.

Dear cousin, I think Weisheng is

right. Why don't we just give up?

Why don't we leave everything behind us?

You tell me, am I right

or not? Right or not?

You should have talked more often, or

else everyone would think you're dumb.

There's nothing embarrassing

about having a short tongue.

Let me ask you this. Have you actually

fallen in love with Shi Du Yao?

Your Majesty!

Why are you so unhappy?

I'm not. Now that she's

gone, I couldn't be happier!

No? But it's written all over your

face. You clearly miss your wife.

No! I'm not!

Your Majesty, stop thinking about

her from now on, okay? Please?

Shi Du Yao!

Tonight everyone would throw a party to

celebrate your victory over the gangsters!

Yesterday you and Xiaoju beat

the hell out of the gangsters,

and everyone is so impressed!

So afterwards did you two...

Did you? Did you? Did you?

Hmm, what's this?

Oh, a saddle for the horse. Gee,

the horse must be real small.

Yucks, and it smells like durian!

Wow, I've been looking for this thing for

quite some time. Who brought it here? Who?

Don't mind about it. Let's go to the

party, and I'll cook you guys Hokkien mi.

Great! I'm hungry!

I'm starving! All right! Let's go!

I've rushed here after receiving

your letter from the pigeon.

I hope you won't let me down.

Sire, this is what I've

found in Shi Du Yao's house.

I'm sure you would be pleased to see this.

After years of searching in

Nanyang... finally I've found it!

Very soon I could return to the palace.

This so-called Shi Du Yao... who is he?

Sire, Shi Du Yao is a Hokkien mi hawker.

I suspect that he is a

descendant of Emperor Jianwen.

A Hokkien mi hawker?

Where is he now?

He should be having a celebration

party at the temple now.

You did well.

You've been our spy for so long,

and yet nobody has discovered

your identity. I'm very impressed.

Thank you, Sire, for your compliment. The

wind is usually mild in Southeast Asia,

and my hair seldom gets blown away.

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