Petaling Street Warriors Page #5

Sire, the balls are so round and smooth,

and you could never stop

playing with them. I believe

...the two balls must

be very precious to you.

I hate people talking

about my precious balls!

Silence, please!

Everyone! Silence, please!

Let's welcome our hero

to give us his speech.

Dear neighbors, I would

like to thank you all.

Without your DIY effort, we would not

even have this wonderful dinner tonight.

Starting from now, we are

free of the gangsters' control,

and we now control our own destiny.

The good news is, the three of us shall

continue the DIY effort on your behalf

because we've already learnt kungfu!

Therefore, you guys have to pay us 5

dollar every month for our DIY service.

Huh?

Just kidding... just kidding...

Just pulling your legs...

just pulling your legs

You're really not leaving with us?

I'm not leaving. I enjoy my life here,

and all I want to do is to

develop my white coffee business.

Just do whatever you want to do.

When you're free, help

me to watch over Du Yao.

Don't worry. I'll watch over him.

Take care!

You too.

Take care!

Your Majesty, it's for you.

Oh, thank you.

Why are you looking so gloomy?

I'm just acting cool...

You look quite handsome

when acting cool...

I only act cool because

our neighbors love to see...

These people have unusual aura. Let's go!

They could be looking for Du Yao.

Then he must be in great danger-

Shhh...

Who among you is Shi Du Yao?

Eh, that's me. What can I do for you?

Hey, bro, are you here to celebrate

our victory over the gangsters?

You don't have to dress yourself up.

Look at us! We're all very casual here.

Does this thing belong to you?

Hey, it's my wife's! How come you have it?

Are you here to return it

to me? Give me, give me!

Where's the treasure map?

What map?

You're nuts! You think I would give

you a treasure map if I really have one?

If I have a treasure map, I won't

have to sell Hokkien mi, am I right?

Where's the treasure map?

Hoy, Mr. Weirdo, if you're here for the

celebration, I welcome you wholeheartedly.

But it seems that you're

looking for trouble, aren't you?

Huh! You've even brought along-

Who on earth hit me?

Why couldn't I see it?

You're done! Very done!

Now you're making me angry.

I'm nose-bleeding, and

it means you're dead!

Ask your friends behind

you to get you a coffin!

Dear neighbors, our party ends now.

For everyone's safety

and for my image as the hero

of Petaling Street, I,Shi Du Yao,...

...will try not to be so violent.

You all go back and rest early.

Go, go, go!

It's very painful! You could

be a bit gentler, you know?

Luckily I drove them away,

if not my hero image will be ruined!

If you have an issue,

we could always sit down

and talk nicely over buns

and soya drink, am I right?

Ouch!

Get him!

Oh, no!

Li Chun, how come you guys know kungfu?

Liu Kun, bring Du Yao

away! Weisheng, attack!

Hey, Li Chun!

What the chicken?

Glad to see our policemen

are always on standby.

There are many people fighting in

the temple and killing each other.

And there are even ninjas!

Almost scares me to death!

Come! Let's go and arrest them!

You see! I told you not

to offend the government.

Now they're here to arrest you!

What the chicken? I've not done

anything wrong, why arrest me?

If you want to arrest

someone, then arrest him!

We're not arresting you.

We're just protecting you from others.

We're not putting you under arrest.

We're putting you under our protection.

Don't worry. Your wife has been

held hostage by the Qing Government.

All they want is your map.

Relax! Your wife has been held hostage

by the henchmen of Qing Government.

All they want is your map!

Relax! Once you pass the map to me,

I will make sure your wife

will be rescued safely.

Hand over the map, and

we shall rescue your wife.

Once you two have come to a

decision, just let me know.

Enjoy your stay at the police station.

Once you've made up your mind,let us know.

Tata!

Cute!

Why does my wife know kungfu?

Why does Weisheng know kungfu?

And you must know kungfu

too! Tell me what you know!

Tell me! Tell me!

I'll kiss you if you don't tell me-

So be it! Your wife, Weisheng

and I have been secretly

protecting you to keep you alive.

Your seal cannot be stolen,

or else, you're no longer an emperor.

We're protecting you

to keep you alive. That's about it.

I know my tongue is short...

Actually you have my

sympathy. You talked so much,

and yet I couldn't understand

a single word you said.

Give me another chance!

Miss Kikuko!

Didn't I tell you guys not to

come if not for important matters?

Sorry, Miss Kikuko. Military

department is rushing us.

They want to know if you've

found the treasure map.

Ask them to be patient.

I've never failed before.

When I complete the mission,

Japan can conquer the

world with the treasure,

and we don't have to take orders

from the military department any more.

The future of Japan and the

Ninja Military Force is in your hand.

So I'm the descendant of

Emperor Jianwen. I'm an emperor!

No wonder Xiaoju keeps

calling me Your Majesty". .

Oh yeah, what about Xiaoju's background?

How should I know?

Then what is the treasure map all about?

All I know is, when Emperor

Jianwen came to Nanyang,

he brought with him a lot of treasures.

But nobody knows where

the treasures are now,

and even I don't know

where the treasure map is.

If you want to find the treasure,

you have to find the treasure map.

With the map, then you can find

the treasure. That's about it.

Don't blame your wife for making

you wear the iron underpants.

She only does it so that you could master

a kungfu called Skills of the Virgin.

Once you've mastered it, you

could then protect yourself.

It's better than relying on our protection

because we'll die any

moment, don't you agree?

So you have to work

hard to learn kungfu in

order to protect

yourself, don't you agree?

Tell me first if you agree

or not. Do you agree or not?

Yes, I agree.

Then has Li Chun ever loved me?

Don't ask me this type of

questions. Go ask her yourself.

Du Yao! Du Yao!

Hey, birdie, dear birdie...

Listen to me. Now you go to find

Rajoo and Yong Kok and tell them this...

Understand?

Understood!

Birdlish.

Be careful and fly high!

Police officer! Police officer!

Police officer, come quick!

Tell the Englishman that

I could give him the map,

but he must rescue my

wife. Tell him! Tell him!

What are you up to?

Up to no good.

The treasure is right beneath the tree.

It's here!

Aha, good! Well, what are

you waiting for? Dig it out!

Dig! Dig it out!

Yes, good. Dig deeper!

Dig deeper!

Ghost!

You two, stop! Chase them!

Zombie! Ghost! An Indian ghost!

He's Rajoo, and he's Yong Kok! We used

to disguise as ghosts to steal durians!

You're useless! You're so good

with kungfu, and yet afraid of ghosts!

My kungfu works on human beings, not

ghosts! They are totally different!

Stop!

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