Petaling Street Warriors Page #6

Run! You two ghosts go and scare them!

Why? Why? Why did you

fools you let them escape?

We still can't find them until now.

How big is this bloody town?

Don't you realize how

important this is to me

-uh, to the queen, and country?

You bring shame to the

name of the Royal British

Colonial Voluntary

Constables of Petaling Street!

What should I do now?

Where on earth is the treasure map?

Hi, I saw your shop is still open,

and so I've come over to see if

you're still open for business.

No! No! Do you know what

time is it already? Go away!

Please forgive me. I'm

feeling very hungry,

and the shops around

here are already close. .

it's fine. Sorry to interrupt.

Hey!

Wait for a while.

If I don't cook today, probably I

wouldn't get another chance ever again.

Take a seat.

Okay.

Sorry for the trouble.

It's nothing. Just eat.

Hmm, it smells delicious!

Bumped into some trouble?

If you believe you can,

you'll succeed even in moving the

mountain or filling up the sea.

There's nothing you can't solve

if you put your mind to it.

What the chicken? it's

easier said than done!

What the chicken?

Their kungfu are all better than

mine, and nobody dare to help me.

And the thing that they want. .

I don't even know where it is.

How am I supposed to

rescue my wife with it?

That sissy English police officer

is even worse! For his own interest,

he cares nothing about

catching the real bad guys.

Instead he locked me up in the prison

in the name of protecting me.

It's not that I don't want to solve the

problem! I'm facing a dead end here!

True. Chinese immigrants

suffer from never-ending

hardship in order to

build their new homes,

and yet they are deemed as outsiders

and got pushed around by

the colonial government.

I can fully understand your pain.

But should we simply run away?

No, we shouldn't. We

should never run away.

When people threaten to destroy our homes,

ready to uproot us all together, we

have to move ahead no matter what.

Even if it's a dead end, a fatal end,

we still have to face it like a man.

Do not fear hardship or authority.

Remember, when the going gets

tough, the tough get going!

Your mi tastes very good.

Goodbye and hope we'll

meet again some other day.

Wait! You talk so deep.

What do you work as?

I used to be a doctor, and I

could be considered as one now.

A doctor with a different

mean to cure people, I guess.

He used to be a doctor,

and he is still a doctor?

Why doesn't he just tell me that he's

a doctor? His Mandarin truly sucks...

Hey, what's your name?

I'm Sun Yat Sen.

Sun What Sen? Oh...

No idea who he is.

You... you two are fine?

We're fine.

Come in! Come in!

The eunuchs have captured Li Chun...

Huh? That Englishman wants the map,

the eunuch wants the map,

but I don't even know where it is.

It's so frustrating!

Then do you remember if your Grandpa

had given you anything when you're young?

My Grandpa had given me my surname,

Shi, that's why I'm in deep trouble now.

Then do you remember if your Grandpa or

your Grandma had left anything to you?

Just this lousy shop! There's not

even a place to hide a treasure map.

All I have is a pile of chilies.

Oh, and the stove I

used to cook Hokkien mi.

Which of you could crack

the stove open? Go and do it!

Ouch! My head hurts suddenly...

I'm in pain, and I don't even know why...

Weisheng, you go!

Now I'm the emperor,

and this is an imperial order. Go!

Get out of my way!

What are you looking at? This is the

secret of my forefathers, not yours!

Stay there!

What's that?

I now know how to save my wife.

What are you doing?

Dear policemen, my master

would like to make a request.

Tomorrow afternoon my master will

exchange the treasure map for his wife.

Please be there to arrest the bad guys!

Sir, they will exchange the hostage

tomorrow with the treasure map.

They need our help to arrest the bad guy.

Ah, good, good! We must make

sure our best men are on the job!

Should we mobilize our men now?

No. No, no, no, no, no.

We let them kill each other first,

and then, we'll come in last.

Great idea!

Hey, what if the Englishman stands us up?

He wants the map, so he'll surely come.

Moreover, he likes you so much.

The eunuch is not just anybody.

If the Englishman fails to

show up, we're dead for sure.

No matter what, you guys have

to help me to rescue my wife,

or I'll make sure you

two suffer a worse fate.

Ooooh, how exciting! I've never

seen a kungfu fight before!

Why are you still here? Take Du Yao away!

Li Chun, leave the matter to me.

Enough! Where's the treasure map?

Don't you see I'm carrying the wok on

my back? The treasure map is carved on it.

It even has the name of my

forefather, Yunwen, on it.

This is the original one. There are

no pirated copies in Petaling Street!

That's great then.

Hand the map over.

Hand her over first.

No. First the wok, then her.

First her, then the wok!

Okay!

I give you the wok.

Why did you made the knot so tight?

Watch out for your heads!

Now you release my wife. When she's half

way here, then I give you half of the wok.

When she reaches our side,

then I throw you another half.

Still thinking?

All right, I'm going to chop the wok into

quarters, so we can deal by four stages.

Watch out for your heads!

All right!

Here she comes!

Release her!

We're winning!

Give me that!

Watch out for your heads!

My dear wife!

Hey, what the chicken!

There! Over there!

It's not here.

Now you see.

Where is it?

Right behind you.

You fool, the wok is gone.

I've swallowed it. Okay, time to run.

Stop staring at me. My name is Qiaozi.

My name is Liu Kun!

My name is Iron Eagle!

Your name. your name.

Your name... your name!

You're not an iron eagle!

You're just a fly !

My nickname is Iron Head!

Next time when you seduce someone's

husband, you better check who the wife is!

Ouch!

Meet your maker!

Du Yao! Are you all right?

You are...

Iron Head!

Liu Kun! Liu Kun!

Dear, you must be careful!

Do Yao!

As long as you're fine,

it's okay to bleed a little.

Ouch, it hurts!

No! I give you the wok!

Du Yao!

Du Yao! Du Yao!

Are you okay?

I know I've never done

anything right in my life...

except for.

marrying you.

What the chicken!

Du Yao!

Du Yao! Du Yao!

He's dead, and your mission has failed.

You must die!

I couldn't even protect the one I loved.

Death means nothing to me now.

Du Yao...

wait for me.

What the chicken! I feel great!

Hey, my dear! Did you truly

mean what you say just now?

A woman's words could

hardly be trusted. . However...

wow, it's real. When they are spoken with

tears, I know they come from the heart.

Du Yao!

You! I want to thank you for unclogging

two of my most important

acupuncture points.

But still, I need to

make sure your thing is-

Never mind, you don't even have it.

Anyway, I'll make sure you're done today!

Come do me then!

Ah!

You are...

Eldest Brother!

Although he has unclogged

his main acupuncture points,

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