Petaling Street Warriors Page #7

without my supply of energy,

he is nothing more than a log!

Sis, I've nearly died trying

to master a powerful kungfu,

but luckily I came under the

tutelage of a highly skilled man and

continued my kungfu learning

reclusively on Mount Faber for 28 years.

I've not only mastered the supreme kungfu,

I've also turned from a handsome

hunk into a curvaceous lady.

Now, I'm going to impart

all my kungfu to Du Yao.

With my energy, Du Yao

could cause his enemies to

hallucinate about things that

nobody should be able to see!

Bloody hell!

Don't mention that woman's name.

If I didn't let her come out

first, would she be so famous today?

You're leaving?

I've donated all my energy to you.

Use it sparingly. Goodbye!

Curb your enthusiasm. Save the action...

for tonight.

Okay...

Let me deal with him first.

So handsome. .

But you still have to die!

The Fist of Spring Roll?

You can't be Ip-

Don't ask.

Then I'll beat you into a spring roll!

Wong Fei Hong?

Wrong!

VVong~Fei~Fong!

How do you feel?

Foshan Shadowless Kick!

Where's Wong Fei Fong?

You better stop.

I've beaten your face into a hamburger.

If we continue, your face

could turn into a roti planta.

Feel free to visit Petaling

Street in the future, but...

please don't buy any pirated products.

You may go now.

We still have another fellow to tackle.

Which fellow?

Your secret admirer from England.

Yucks!

How brilliant! You're brilliant!

I've never seen a kungfu fight

like that before! Simply marvelous!

But it's no match against

our guns of course!

Yes, sir!

Oh, you're being very punctual,

aren't you? Our fight is already over!

So, please, pass me the map.

Pass the map to us.

I said, hand over the map, please.

Hand over the map now!

We can't give him the map.

This is my final warning.

This is the final warning!

Men, take aim!

Give me the map!

Give me the map!

Du Yao, we can't give

it to the Englishman!

Dear, trust me.

Give me the other half.

Ha, finally! It's a pleasure

doing business with you.

Release those fools.

Men, at ease!

London Bridge is. .

...falling down, falling

down, falling down...

London Bridge is. .

...falling down, my fair lady...

Turn! Forward march!

Have a seat.

As your emperor, I'm

asking you all to be seated.

Sit down.

Actually I've no interest

in becoming an emperor.

All I want is my life

as a Hokkien mi hawker.

When my ancestor came south,

he just wanted to start over.

Therefore, I solemnly announce that...

I'm no longer an emperor,

starting from now.

You don't have to protect

me again. You are all free.

But what about the map?

I honestly don't know where it is.

I simply carved a fake map on a

wok just to trick the Englishman.

Oh, yeah, while trying to find the

treasure map, I found this letter.

My ancestors had long dug

out the treasures. In short...

my family had long gone bankrupt.

The treasure map is

only an excuse that your

ancestors used to trick

you guys to protect me.

So I'm nothing more than an

ordinary Hokkien mi hawker.

Li Chun, are you still

willing to be with me?

I'll be with you and have your children.

Together, we'll serve Hokkien

mi for many, many years to come.

Now I could finally develop my

white coffee business in peace...

You're really funny. I've told you,

who want to drink white

coffee in this hot weather?

I'm developing my white coffee

business. What has it got to do with you?

I've told you! If you're not

selling Iuo han kuo, then I would!

I'd sell it diagonally opposite their

Hokkien mi stall! In this hot weather,

people would line up to buy

from me. I'll make lots of money!

When I was young, I used to

love watching cartoons the most

And then I'd pretend I

know kungfu afterwards

Dreaming that I'd grow

up becoming a big hero

This is every boy's dream,

his way to feel inevitable

There're Spiderman,

Batman and Superman in the West

There're Bruce Lee, Yue Fei, Guan

Gong, and Monkey King in the East

Heroes only show up during chaotic times

He's either very powerful, lovelorn,

or having an unfinished business

Heroes are always different (also)

Heroes must know how to drink (also)

If we do it, you'll lose your

kungfu. Won't you regret it?

If I can't have a go at it for the sake

of kungfu, how could I call myself a man?

Du Yao is finally losing its

virginity! How embarrassing!

Carry on! Carry on!

Du Yao is finally a man now!

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