Peter Pan Page #3

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Please, don't let him

get me, Smee! Smee!

Here now, shame on ya.

Upsettin' the poor Captain.

There'll be no handouts today.

Shoo now, shoo!

Go on, go on, off it. Off with ya,

I say, go away, go away, out of here.

- Is he gone, Smee?

- Aye, Captain, all clear.

- Nothin' to worry about.

- Oh, Smee, Smee.

I can't stand it any longer.

I tell you, I can't.

Now, now, now, now, Captain.

Just relax.

What you need is a shave.

A nice soothing shave.

There now.

Oh, a pirate's life

is a wonderful life

A- sailing over the sea

Give me a career as a...

Captain, you know,

I can't help noticin'...

you just ain't been

your usual jolly self of late.

Give me a career as a buccaneer

And the crew's gettin'

a might uneasy, Captain.

That is,

what's left of it.

Now, why don't we put

to sea, see? Leave Never Land.

Forget Peter Pan.

There now!

Give me a career as a buccaneer

We'd all be a lot happier,

not to mention a lot healthier.

Captain? Oh, dear! I never

shaved him this close before.

Now, don't worry, Captain.

L-It must be somewhere about.

Get up, you idiot!

Aye, aye, sir.

Ooh! I found it, Captain.

- Good as new.

- Why, you blithering blockhead!

- Peter Pan ahoy!

- What? What? Where away?

Three points off

the starboard bow!

Swoggle me eyes!

It is Pan!

Headed this way with

some more of those scurvy brats!

Mr Smee, pipe up the crew!

A-Aye, aye, sir. Uh, pipe up

the crew. Uh, pipe up the crew.

All hands on deck!

All hands on deck!

All hands on deck!

All hands on deck!

Look alive, you swabs!

- We've got him this time, Mr Smee.

- That we have, Captain.

Man the Long Tom,

you bilge rats!

- I've waited years for this.

- That's not countin' the holidays either.

Double the powder

and shorten the fuse!

Shorten the powder

and double the fuse!

A pretty sight, Mr Smee.

We'll pot 'em

like sitting ducks.

- All right, men! Range 42.

- "Range 42."

- Elevation 65.

- "Elevation 65."

- Three degrees west.

- "Three degrees west."

Steady now! Steady!

Oh, Peter, it's just as

I've always dreamed it would be.

Oh, look, John,

there's Mermaid Lagoon.

By Jove!

And the Indian encampment!

Oh, look, there's

Captain Hook and the pirates.

Look out!

Quick, Tink, take Wendy

and the boys to the island.

I'll stay here

and draw Hook's fire.

Hook! Hook!

You codfish! Here!

Tinker Bell? Not so fast.

Please, Tinker Bell.

We can't keep up with you.

Tinker Bell! Wait!

Ouch!

So!

- Who ya shovin'? - Who ya

shovin'? - You! That's who!

I'll show you!

Huh? Orders from Pan?

- Hold it, men!

- What's the orders, Tink?

- A terrible what? -

Wendy Bird. - "Wendy Bird"?

- Flying this way?

- Uh, Pan's orders are...

What? Smash it?

- Kick it? - Stomp

it? - Stomp it?

- Oh! Shoot it down! -

Shoot it down! - Yeah!

- Yeah, shoot it down! - Come

on, follow Tink! - Follow Tink!

- Let's go! - Yeah, come on. Let's

go then! - We're gonna get 'er!

- I see it! -

Me too! - Me too!

Ready, aim...

fire!

Oh, Peter, you saved my life.

- Are you hurted, Wendy?

- No, Michael.

Good heavens, Wendy,

you might have been killed.

- Hey! Hey! Pan!

- We followed your orders, Pan!

- Hey, Pan, I got it with my skull buster!

- Ya did not! We did!

- I did it, Pan! I did it!

- No, I did!

Attention! Well...

I'm certainly proud of you,

you blockheads!

- I bring ya a mother to tell ya stories...

- A mother?

- And you shoot her down.

- Well, Tink said it was a bird!

- Tink said what?

- Well, she said you said to shoot it down!

Tinker Bell. Tink!

Come here. You're charged

with high treason, Tink.

Are you guilty or not guilty?

Guilty? But don't ya know

ya might have killed her?

Tinker Bell!

I hereby banish you forever.

Please, not forever.

Well, for a week then. Come on, Wendy,

I'll show you the island.

Oh, Peter, uh, the mermaids?

- Aw, let's go huntin'!

- Tigers?

- Naw, bears.

- Naw, bears.

Personally, I should prefer

to see the aborigines.

- And the Indians too.

- All right, men!

Go out and capture

a few Indians.

- John, you be the leader.

- I shall try to be worthy of my post.

Forward! March!

- Come on, bear.

- Oh, Michael, do be careful.

Come on, Wendy.

I'll show you the mermaids.

Following the leader

The leader, the leader

We're following the leader

wherever he may go

Tee dum, tee dee

A teedle ee do tee day

Tee dum, tee dee

It's part of the game we play

Tee dum, tee dee

The words are easy to say

Just a teedle ee dum

a teedle ee do tee day

Tee dum, tee dee

A teedle ee do tee dum

We're one for all

and all of us out for fun

We march in line

and follow the other one

With a teedle ee do

A teedle ee di tee dum

Following the leader

The leader, the leader

We're following the leader

wherever he may go

We're out to fight the Injuns

The Injuns, the Injuns

We're out to fight the Injuns

because he told us so

Tee dum, tee dee

A teedle ee do tee day

We march along and

these are the words we say

Tee dum, tee dee

A teedle ee do tee day

Oh, a teedle dee dum

A teedle ee do tee day

Oh, a teedle ee dum

A teedle ee do tee day

Indians!

Oh, Blackfoot tribe.

Belongs to the Algonquin group.

- Quite savage, you know.

- Uh, let's go get 'em.

- Come on! We'll get 'em!

- Gentlemen, gentlemen.

- First, we must plan our strategy.

- Uh, what's strategy?

A plan of attack. The initial phase

is an encircling manoeuvre, thus!

John! Indians! Indians!

Let me in!

Now remember,

the Indian is cunning...

- Hey...

- but not intelligent.

Therefore, we simply surround them

and take them by surprise...

I'm frightfully sorry, old chaps.

It's all my fault.

- Aw, that's all right, Wildcat.

- Oh, we don't mind.

That's okay.

- How! - Uh,

h-how, Chief! - How!

For many moons red man

fight paleface Lost Boys.

- Ugh. - Ugh, ugh.

- Sometime you win.

- Sometime we win.

- Okay, Chief.

Uh, you win this time.

Now, turn us loose.

"Turn us loose"?

You mean this is only a game?

Sure! When we win,

we turn them loose.

- When they win, they turn us loose.

- They turn us loose.

This time, no turn 'em loose.

- Huh?

- Huh?

- The Chief's a great spoofer.

- Me no spoof'em.

Where you hide

Princess Tiger Lily?

- Uh, Tiger Lily? - We ain't got your old

princess. - I've certainly never seen her.

- Me neither. - Honest

we don't. - Heap big lie.

If Tiger Lily

not back by sunset...

burn 'em at stake.

Just imagine,

real live mermaids.

- Would you like to meet 'em?

- Oh, Peter, I'd love to.

All right, come on.

- It's Peter. -

Oh! - Hello, Peter!

- Hello, Peter! -

Hello, Peter! - Hello!

Hello, Peter!

- Hello, girls.

- I'm so glad to see you.

Why did you stay away so long?

Did you miss me?

- Tell us one of your adventures.

- Something exciting.

Want to hear about the time I cut off

Hook's hand and threw it to the crocodile?

- Oh, I've always liked that one.

- Me too.

Well, there I was on

Marooner's Rock surrounded...

- Oh, Peter! - By 40 or

Huh? Her?

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