Peter Pan Page #4

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Oh, that's Wendy.

- A girl?

- What's she doing here?

And in her nightdress too.

Come on, dearie.

Join us for a swim.

- Oh, please, I'm not dressed for it.

- Oh, but you must!

- We insist!

- No, no, please!

- Too good for us, eh?

- Peter!

- If you dare to come near me again...

- Wendy! Wendy!

They were just having a little fun,

weren't you, girls?

- That's all.

- We were only trying to drown her.

- Ya see?

- Well, if you think for one minute...

- that I'm going to put up with a...

- Shh. Hold it, Wendy.

- Yep, it's Hook, all

right. - Hook! - Hook!

Hook! Oh!

Quick, Wendy.

They've captured Tiger Lily.

Looks like they're

headin' for Skull Rock.

Come on, Wendy.

Let's see what they're up to.

Now, me dear Princess,

this is me proposition.

You tell me the hiding place

of Peter Pan...

and I shall set you free.

- You dog.

- Poor Tiger Lily.

Am I not a man of me word, Mr Smee?

Oh, yes, always, Captain.

You'd better talk, me dear,

for soon the tide will be in...

and then it will be too late.

- I'll show the old codfish. Stay here,

Wendy, and watch the fun. - "Fun"?

Remember...

there is no path

through water...

to the happy hunting ground.

This is your last chance,

Tiger Lily!

Manatoa, great spirit

of mighty seawater, speak!

Beware, Captain Hook!

Beware! Beware!

- Did you hear that, Smee?

- It's an evil spirit, Captain.

Stand by, Smee,

while I take a look around.

Spirit of the great seawater, is it?

Psst! Wendy. Watch this.

- Mr Smee!

- Uh, yes, Captain?

Release the princess

and take her back to her people.

Aye, aye, sir.

Release the princess...

- But... But, Captain...

- Those are me orders, Mr Smee!

Aye, aye, sir.

- Well, at last Captain Hook's comin'

to his senses. - Odd's fish!

I told him all along you Indians

wouldn't betray Peter Pan.

And just what do you think

you are doing, Mr Smee?

Just what you told me, Captain.

Carryin' out your orders.

- My orders? - Why, yes, Captain.

Didn't you just say to go...

Put her back!

You blithering idiot!

- My orders. Of all the bumbling...

- Mr Smee!

Just exactly what do you

think you are doing?

Putting her back

like you said, Captain.

I said nothing of the sort!

Oh, but, C-Captain, d-d-didn't you?

I thought that...

For the last time, Mr Smee.

Take the princess

back to her people.

Understand? Understand?

Understand? Understand?

- Uh, aye, aye, sir.

- Oh, and one more thing.

When you return to the ship,

tell the whole crew...

to help themselves

to me best rum.

- Peter!

- Here's your spirit, Smee!

Why, it's Peter Pan.

- Scurvy brat!

- Thank you, Captain.

Come down, boy,

if you've a taste for cold steel.

- Watch this, Wendy.

- Oh, Peter, do be careful.

- Try your luck, Mr Smee?

- Let him have it!

Well, come on, you idiot!

Blast him!

Right here, Mr Smee.

Hold it, you fool!

No! No!

Captain?

Oh, how dreadful.

What a pity, Mr Smee.

I'm afraid we've lost the dear Captain.

Captain!

In the back, Captain?

Give it to him, Captain!

Cleave him to the brisket.

I've got you this time, Pan.

Well, well, a codfish on a hook.

I'll get you for this, Pan,

if it's the last thing I do!

I say, Captain,

do you hear something?

No.

No!

No!

Mr Crocodile,

do you like codfish?

- You do?

- Oh, Peter, no!

No!

- Smee!

- D-Don't go away, Captain!

Uh, stay right there now, sir.

I'll save ya, sir.

Smee!

Smee!

Smee!

Ow!

Captain! Captain!

Smee! Smee!

- Give him back!

- Smee...

Row for the ship!

Row for the ship...

Whoa!

Smee!

Peter, what about Tiger Lily?

Tiger Lily?

Oh, Tiger Lily.

Help...

Peter. Wait for me.

That cursed Peter Pan.

Making a fool out of me.

Oh, my head.

Oh, a pirate's life

is a wonderful life

- Your hot water, Mr Smee.

- Shh!

The poor Captain

has a splitting headache.

We mustn't annoy him.

Well, Captain, it's nice

to see you smiling again.

Brings back the good old days when

we was leadin' a healthy, normal life.

Scuttlin' ships, cuttin' throats.

Oh, Captain...

why don't we put to sea again?

You know, there's trouble

brewin' on the island.

Women trouble.

I wouldn't want this

to go any farther, but...

the cook told me that

the first mate told him...

that he heard that Pan

has banished Tinker Bell.

Whoa!

Why, you doddering imbecile, I...

Did you say Pan...

has banished Tinker Bell?

Aye, aye, Captain.

That he has.

- But why?

- Well, on account of Wendy, Captain.

Tink tried to do her in, she did.

Tink's terrible jealous.

- Well, well.

- That's why we ought to leave, Captain.

This ain't no place

for a respectable pirate.

That's it, Smee!

That's it!

I'm glad you agrees, Captain.

Quick, me coat.

Me best dress coat.

Aye, aye, sir. The sooner

we get going, the better.

Ah, yes, a jealous female

can be tricked into anything.

- My case of hooks!

- Aye, aye, sir.

Here you are, sir.

Your Sunday set, sir.

If we impress the pixie, convince her

we're eager to help her...

the wench may chart

our course to a...

certain hiding place.

Our best hiding place

is the Spanish main, sir.

I'll set our course...

And where do you think

you are going?

T-To tell the boys

we sails with the tide, sir.

You will go ashore,

pick up Tinker Bell...

and bring her to me.

Understand?

Aye, aye, s-s-s-sir.

- How!

- How!

What's the Chief doing, John?

He's delivering an oration

in sign language.

- What's he saying?

- He says...

"Peter Pan, mighty warrior.

"Save Tiger Lily.

Make big Chief heap glad."

Well, he certainly

doesn't look "heap glad."

Make Peter Pan heap big chief.

You now Little Flying Eagle.

- Hurray for Flying Eagle! Flying Eagle!

- Hurray!

Hurray!

- Oh, how wonderful!

- Hurray!

Teach 'em paleface brother

all about red man.

Good, this should be

most enlightening.

Uh, what makes the red man red?

- When did he first say, "Ugh"?

- First say, "Ugh"?

Why does he ask you, "How"?

"Why does he ask you, 'How'?"

Hana mana ganda

Why does he ask you, how

Hana mana ganda, hana

mana ganda Once the Injun

didn't know all the

things that he know now

But the Injun

He sure learn a lot

And it's all from asking how

Hana mana ganda, hana mana ganda

We translate for you

Hana means what mana means

and ganda means that too

Hana mana ganda, hana mana ganda

Hana mana ganda, hana mana ganda

Hana mana ganda, hana mana ganda

Hana mana ganda, hana mana ganda

- Hana mana ganda

- Squaw, no dance.

Squaw, get 'em firewood.

Hana mana ganda, hana mana ganda

Hana mana ganda, hana mana ganda

When did he first say, "Ugh"

Hana mana ganda, hana mana ganda

When did he first say, "Ugh"

Hana mana ganda

In the Injun book, it say

when first brave married squaw

He gave out with heap big "ugh"

when he saw his mother-in-law

Hana mana ganda, hana mana ganda

Hana mana ganda, hana mana ganda

Hana mana ganda

Hana mana ganda

What made the red man red

What made the red man red

Let's go back a million years

to the very first Injun prince

He kissed a maid and start to blush

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