Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension Page #2

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- Behold, the Other-Dimensionator... Sir!

What? What?

I finished setting up the buffet.

For crying out loud, Norm. I was in the zone!

I just thought you were playing with your doll.

It's not a doll, it's a stand-in! Pretendy the Practicepus, see?

I wonder if Perry the Platypus practises with a fake me.

It would be nice to know he cares enough.

All systems are green. Prepare to launch on my mark.

T minus 30 and counting.

29, 28, 27, 26...

Of course, you'll only need this if you're attacked by one of the royals or a member of Parliament.

So it's probably okay to leave the safety on.

And here's your brand new rocket car. Sweet, huh? Good luck, Agent P.

Karl? Did you tell him the accelerator's a little touchy?

I think he knows, sir.

Three, two, one.

Service!

Phineas and Ferb, you are so busted...

Oh, my gosh! Where'd it go? You there, small children!

Where's the big contraption?

I don't know. It was here just a moment ago.

It disappeared?

Stacy, do you realise what this means? We're done?

No, some kind of mysterious force always takes away Phineas and Ferb's inventions before Mom shows up.

This time it took away their invention before I showed up!

The mysterious force recognises that I'm now a grown-up.

A mysterious force? I'm not buying it.

I am a woman of science, at least that's what my horoscope said.

Well, I'm going to prove it to you and bust my brothers at the same time!

Where are my brothers?

We just launched them towards the park.

Buford is there with the other platypult.

Okay, as the adult, I decree we are going to the park.

Does anyone need to go potty first?

Fine, make it quick.

Ferb, it looks like we're gonna hit that building that looks vaguely like your head.

Time to give it a little test.

Well, I just finished it. It can't be broken already.

I stand corrected.

All right, what's with the giant shuttlecock?

We're really sorry, sir. I don't know what happened.

One minute, we were innocently launching ourselves across the city in a badminton platypult. The next thing we know, we're bouncing on up to the eastside to your deluxe apartment in the sky.

Well, it looks like you've totalled my Other-Dimensionator.

An Other-Dimensionator? What does it do?

Well, at the moment, it just stops giant shuttlecocks, apparently.

But it's supposed to let me go into other dimensions.

That's cool! We can help you fix it.

I'm Phineas, and this is my brother Ferb.

I'm Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz, but my friends call me...

I just got in such a funk.

Ferb is naturally handy with tools.

I bet we could put this thing back together in no time.

What the heck. Before we start, there's a whole buffet set up here, please partake.

I was expecting someone who seems to be running late.

You're lucky I got a rocket car winch. Lots of guys don't have that.

Almost there.

Okay, field compressor attaches to the auxiliary generator.

Was this working before?

Well, if by "working" you mean "functioning properly," then no.

Well, I think I see your problem.

Everything's wired through this self-destruct button.

Do you even need that?

Well, of course I...

Wait a minute. No, I do not need that. You are absolutely right.

So Ferb has rigged up this remote control so that if we get separated from the portal, we can open another one.

Nice touch, kid. I guess this is the last piece.

Okay, Ferb, boost me up.

I cannot wait!

There you are, Perry. Perry?

Yeah. He's our pet platypus.

Is every platypus named Perry?

In a perfect world, yes.

Well, he's a cute little fellow. Hi, there. Coochee, coochee...

Perry, no! We do not bite the elderly.

Again, ow! It's okay. Platypuses don't typically like me.

Well, Perry, you're just in time to see us open a window into another dimension.

Perry, no! What are you doing? No, no!

Perry, this is not tug of war! This is not tug of war!

Silly boy, what's gotten into him?

All right, let's get this show on the road, huh?

Remember, if your cover is blown, you'll never see the boys again.

Hey, does anyone hear someone talking?

Never see them again.

Okay, here we go. Right in...

Perry! No! Not on the sofa!

I'm sorry, Dr D. We should take him out.

No, no. Wait. It'll be all right.

I was planning on replacing this old couch anyway.

Now come on. Let's light this pop stand, or however it goes.

Gosh, this is... It's kind of weird, actually.

I'm usually thwarted by this point. Well, I guess he's not coming.

And now, behold!

The mind-blowing first images from beyond our dimensional reality!

It's a... It's a couch.

That's a bit anticlimactic.

I guess it's a nice couch, though...

Hey! I got an idea! Let's swap my couch for that one!

I got it. I got... Or maybe I...

Come on, you want to give me a hand here?

Awesome, check it out.

Hello.

Say, aren't you... Hey, Dr D! Look at this.

Hold that thought.

You're famous here.

Get off!

"Heinz Doofenshmirtz, your leader"?

A whole tri-state area where I am already in charge!

Yeah! Hold on, I gotta go check something out.

Hello, again.

Is this some kind of test? Is that really you, sir?

Holy boy!

Even the great Francis Monogram's my slave in this dimension!

I prefer the term "indentured executive assistant".

Well, I want to meet this other dimension me.

Where can I find him?

You're from another dimension?

Well, he'll probably wanna see you then.

He's into that freaky sort of stuff.

Have a seat and I'll let him know you're on your way up.

Okay. So I just gotta sit here and...

He's Doof Doof Doof Doof Doof Doof Doof Bask in his glory Kneel at his feet You're in for such a treat He's Doofenshmirtz That was awesome!

All right, who's interrupting my...

Do I know you?

Yeah! I'm you from another dimension!

Well, that would explain the handsomeness.

Right back at you, big guy.

Does that mean you and I are exactly alike?

I suppose so.

Do you want some rice pudding?

Ick, no, that's gross It was a test. Almond brittle?

- Oh, I love it the most Me, too Do you collect coins?

Yeah, just in case Vending machines become the dominant race I've been alone all these years With my irrational fears But not the vending machine thing. That's gonna happen.

But now before me, I see Someone with whom I agree I've found a brand new best friend And it's me I've found a brand new best friend And it's me

I thought I'd be taller I've been told I slouch I thought I'd have both my eyes You know It's in this pouch You know, I can't help but notice that your scar goes over your eye patch.

Yeah?

Nothing.

Do llamas weird you out?

Yeah, are they camels or sheep?

No, no, I meant Lorenzo That's right He played Meap Now I know all about you And you know all about me And now before me I see Someone with whom I agree I've found a brand new best friend And it's me I've found a brand new best friend And it's me Now that I found you We can be a duo That's right Twice the evil Double Doofenshmirtz Coming at you Fridays What's that? I mean, are we doing a TV show together?

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