Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension Page #3

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No. It just sort of sounded like... I mean, we could. We should!

Maybe we're not so much alike.

That can be our catch phrase. You're the grumpy one.

Wow, he's done really well for himself. What do you think, Perry?

Hey, where is Dr D?

So what you're telling me is you're still not ruler of your tri-state area?

Well, obviously you did not have to deal with my nemesis, Perry the Platypus.

Didn't I? Observe.

What is it?

This is Perry the Platyborg!

He was once my nemesis, but now, he's general of my army!

Wow! You are good!

Dismissed.

That was awesome!

Now who's interrupting me?

Remind me to berate my indentured executive assistant.

No, man, it's cool. They're with me.

Hey, Dr D. We thought we'd lost you.

Hi, fellas!

You dare to bring a secret agent in here?

This boy's a secret agent?

No, not him! The quiet one?

No! Not... No. Him!

This plant?

The platypus! That's Secret Agent Perry the Platypus!

Hey. He's just a platypus. He doesn't do much.

This is rich. I see what's going on here.

You really think that he's your pet, don't you?

Wrong! He's using you!

You're just his cover. He's a secret agent!

Here, here, let me prove it.

General Platyborg, come down here at once.

He'll be here in just a second.

All right, Platyborg, you see that platypus?

You know what to do.

Perry!

What was that for? Perry, are you okay?

Told you.

How are his vitals?

Wait, let me try something. Platyborg!

Do the same thing to those two boys. What?

What?

Perry Perry?

Yes! I knew it!

Wait a minute. I'm confused. Why does their platypus fight so good?

Perry the Platypus!

Really?

What?

Perry?

Get them!

You're a secret agent?

Hey, be careful with that.

So this is where you disappear to every day?

You come here and fight this guy?

No, he fights me. He doesn't really know this guy.

You fight a pharmacist? Why would you even do that?

Actually, I'm an evil scientist.

A lot of people are confused by the lab coat.

You're evil? He's evil?

So, not only have you been leading a double life this whole time, but you sat there and let us help an evil scientist open an evil portal into an evil dimension!

And you did nothing to stop us?

Well, he did pee on the couch.

Wait a second, I just realised.

That was a conscious choice. You peed on my couch!

No, no. That wasn't enough.

That's when you should have put on your little hat.

Not now, after we've gone through it into this mess!

For badness sake, you can hash all this out in prison.

Guards!

Brain freeze!

I'm sorry. I'm just having trouble processing this right now.

"So you've discovered your pet is a secret agent".

I don't want your pamphlet!

He's coming back around!

You have got to be kidding me.

For crying out loud.

What, they didn't teach you how to get out of this in spy school?

Snap.

Look! There's a logo on this parachute! He's got his own logo?

All this time we're like, "He's a platypus. He doesn't do much".

Well, apparently you do! You do... You're...

You're tangled up in the...

Wow! Saved by unconventional architecture.

May I please see your papers?

Show me your papers or be destroyed.

Curse you, Perry the Platypus! Curse you, Perry the Platypus!

Jinx! You owe me a soda.

Get me! I'm a Georgia O'Keeffe painting!

Fourth and Main.

What? No tip?

Never mind. I'm good.

Looks like they're gone.

You're a secret agent?

And you've been living with us this whole time?

Was that evil guy right? Were we just a cover story to you?

I mean, were you ever really our pet or part of our family?

Well, apparently not, 'cause you didn't trust us enough to tell us.

Anyone else around here leading a bizarre double life?

Put your hand down, Ferb.

You're a secret agent! He's a secret agent!

You're right, Ferb. We've got to concentrate on the task at hand.

We've got to get back to our dimension, and I don't even know where to start!

That's right! The remote! I knew that would come in handy.

All right, let's go home.

Wait, that's not our dimension.

Nope.

Now this thing's broken. We're gonna need some help.

I know! Let's go find us!

Wait, I just realised, you could have been cleaning your own litter box this whole time!

We are not done with this conversation.

So tell me, other dimension me, what do you see here?

An ordinary platypus.

And now what do you see?

Perry the Platypus!

You know, I'm starting to see why you haven't become ruler in your dimension.

All right, Mr Eviler-Than-Thou, just how did you manage to take over the tri-state area anyway?

Simple, I used an army of big, scary robots.

We should do lunch sometime.

Wow, that is scary.

I tried that robot thing once, too.

I hid the self-destruct button on the bottoms of their feet so no one could reach them.

And march!

I think I've said enough. I still don't get it.

If we're the same person, why are you so much better at being evil than me?

True evil is born through pain and loss.

You see, when I was a small boy back in Gimelschtump, I had a toy train.

Then, one day I lost it.

Choo-Choo?

That's... That's it? What do you mean?

That's your emotionally scarring back-story?

That's your great tragedy?

Dude! I was raised by ocelots. I mean, literally.

Disowned by my parents and raised by Central American wildcats, and you're telling me you lost a toy train? That's all?

That's all you got, really?

I had to work as a lawn gnome!

I was forced to wear hand-me-up girl's clothing!

Neither of my parents showed up for my birth!

Well, how did you feel when you lost that toy train?

I never lost that toy train...

Well, maybe if you had, you'd have done better.

Since you have neglected to take over your tri-state area, I think I'll go over there and give it a sh*t myself!

Great! We can be a team!

Yeah, right. A team.

Wait, was that sarcasm?

No!

Yeah! Right there! I'm pretty sure that's my voice when I'm being sarcastic.

Okay, Buford, where are Phineas and Ferb?

How should I know?

They never showed up for me to return serve!

That's considered a forfeit in catapult badminton.

So I went to get some Victory Gum.

A tradition as old as the game itself.

Don't play with me, young man. Where is the giant platypult they built?

I don't know. Seems to have vanished.

Really? Did you hear that, Stacy?

The mysterious force took the platypult away before I, the grown-up, could see it.

Yeah, yeah. I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation for all of this.

And they laughed at me for installing a platypult tow rig!

Who's laughing now, Wayne?

The logical explanation is the mysterious force.

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