Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension Page #4

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The real question is, why does it care so much about my little brothers?

Why doesn't it want them to get busted?

Well, why don't you ask it, Kierkegaard?

What? Existentialist trading cards. They came with the gum.

Wait, he's right! I should just ask it!

I'll bet I can reason with it. Reason with it?

Candace, it's a force that you made up.

No, I know what I'm talking about, Stacy!

Come on! Where are you going?

To my back yard! The heart of the mysterious force!

Would you like to trade two Sartre for a Nietzsche?

All right.

Sucker!

Well, this should be our street. But it sure looks different.

Dad?

Boys, what are you doing here?

You'd better get inside before the Doofbot catches you.

I'm off to the factory. See you next week.

Wow! Well, I guess we'd better get inside.

You might want to...

I mean, these guys might not know that you're not really a... You know.

Boys! I thought you were in your room. Get inside!

And get your dooferalls back on before someone sees you.

If you need me, I'll be hiding in the basement.

That was weird. Let's find the other us's.

And... Hey, I got a one!

Pick a Doofopoly instruction card!

"Conform". I can do that.

Hi, guys.

No! They're replacing us!

I must not have conformed quick enough.

No, no, it's not like that.

We're you guys from another dimension.

Different dimension? Is that allowed? Apparently.

Look! Perry's back!

Where have you been? We've missed you so much.

Phineas, he's not your Perry. He came with us.

Sorry.

Wait, can I hold him a little longer?

It's just that, well, he left one day and never came back.

He's been gone for a long time, and I'm really worried.

All right, you know the only time we're allowed to make noise is on Doofens Day.

So keep it...

Are there four of you in this room?

Five, counting Perry.

I see nothing. I have plausible deniability.

Boy, your Candace is much less curious about what you're up to.

What do you mean?

Well, it seems like our Candace has spent her entire summer focused on what we're doing.

Summer? I think that was outlawed a long time ago.

You guys don't have summer? Well, that's... That's terrible.

Summer. It sounds dangerous yet oddly compelling. What is it?

What is summer? Man, where do I begin?

The days are longer The nights are shorter The sun is shining It's noticeably warmer Summer Every single moment is Worth its weight in gold Summer It's like the world's best story And it's waiting to be told It's ice cream cones and cherry soda Dripping down your chin It's summer! Man, where do we begin

Summer It's ponds and pools and garden hoses Trying to beat the heat Summer Bicycles and roller skates And even just bare feet It's also surfing tidal waves Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent Or driving our sister in...

Wait, maybe we're going too fast.

Summer It's crickets and cicadas And a glass of lemonade Summer It's sitting with your brother In the back yard Under the shade of a big tree That's what it means to me The days are longer The nights are shorter The sun is shining It's noticeably warmer Summer Every single moment is Worth its weight in gold Summer It's like the world's best story And it's waiting to be told It's ice cream cones and cherry soda dripping down your chin It's summer Man, where do we begin It's summer Man, where do we begin It's summer Man, where do we begin Wow. Summer sounds like a blast.

That's just the tip of the iceberg. Like this summer for instance.

We built a rollercoaster, we became one-hit wonders, we travelled through time...

This is a message for other dimension Perry the Platypus.

If you turn yourself in, I promise not to hurt your little friends.

If you don't, all bets are off.

And then we launched ourselves from a giant Perry the Platypult and...

You are kidding me. You're actually sneaking away again?

So nothing's changed.

Did it ever occur to you that we could help you?

That we could have made a great team?

But I guess you can't have teamwork without trust.

You don't have to sneak away any more.

We know your secret. You can just go.

I walk away from you, my friend I hope that this is not the end Of all the times we figured out How to seize the day As I walk away

You know, I used to think you couldn't spell "platypus" without "us".

Well, you can. But it would just be "platyp".

Well, I guess if you guys can't help us fix the remote, we could check with Isabella.

Who is Isabella?

The girl who lives across the street.

Mom says that talking to neighbours can be dangerous.

It's true! Well, it's time you met her.

Come on, you'll like her.

What about the Normbots?

Relax! We've been avoiding them all day.

If you're really careful, you can...

Okay, we've got to be more careful than that.

May I please see your identification?

Display your travel papers or be destroyed.

Display your travel...

I can't stand these things.

Hey! It's Buford. Who are you guys?

We're Candace's brothers. We're going to Isabella's.

Are you part of the Resistance?

I used to be in the Resistance, but I got so good at it that I started resisting them.

Behold, the Other-Dimensionator!

Actually, this is the other Other-Dimensionator.

The Other-Dimensionator is back in the other dimension.

Okay, step one is, push this button.

Step two, stand back in awe!

That's it?

Now that I think about it, those two boys made some modifications to my design which may have allowed it to... You know...

To work. Great, now I need those two boys?

Perry the Platypus! Perry the Platypus!

Jinx! You owe me two sodas!

Listen, Perry the Platypus, I know I told you if you turned yourself in I wouldn't hurt your friends, but change of plans!

Now I need to hunt them down which might involve a little hurting.

I know that makes me a liar, but hello! Evil!

Come on, Isabella's house is right through...

What you doing?

Isabella?

Do I know you? Hey, Isabella!

Him I know. Buford, what do you want? I thought you were resisting us?

I was helping Candace's brothers cross the street.

Candace has two sets of twin brothers?

No, he and I are from another dimension.

We're trying to get back.

All right, girls, release them.

Why would you want to come to this dimension, anyway?

Well, we didn't mean to come here.

Now we can't get back unless we can fix this device.

Well, we may have someone who can help you. Dr Baljeet.

Baljeet! That's Dr Baljeet to you!

Were you not listening? Here is the crux of your problem.

Think of the universe and all of the many dimensions as circular.

The energy flows between the dimensions like this, clockwise.

Say this is your dimension and this is our dimension.

You travelled with the flow of energy. So going clockwise would be easy!

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