Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension Page #5

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Going counter clockwise would take 8 million gigawatts of energy, overloading the local power grid.

I have prepared a little song to help illustrate my point.

If you travel through dimensions Going clockwise makes it easy Going counter clockwise would take 8 million gigawatts of energy overloading the local power grid I know, it needs a chorus.

Anyway, without the 8 million gigawatts, you would have to go clockwise, the long way around.

Theoretically, you would get home but there is no telling how many dimensions you would have to go through.

Well, do you think you can help us get enough power to open the window backwards so we can get home?

Well, we should probably ask our leader.

Ask your leader what?

Who made the topiary out of wild parsnips?

I'm allergic, and it's messing up my voice.

Candace, you're the leader of the resistance?

What are you two doing here?

Never mind, I'll deal with you later. You two, I've been spending all these years trying to keep my brothers safe and suddenly their faces are all over the Doofen Channel.

We're just trying to get home.

Well, what's stopping you?

Right now? Quantum physics. Baljeet.

We need to generate 8 million gigawatts for inter-dimensional travel.

Then we've got work to do.

Isabella, start redirecting the power. Aye aye!

Gretchen! Monitor the Doofen Channel. Make sure we're not raising any alarms.

I'm on it. Buford, keep resisting.

No! Excellent.

And will somebody get rid of that topiary!

Thank you.

Great and powerful mysterious force!

I know you are just trying to protect my brothers but I am simply trying to protect them, too, from their dangerous inventions.

Show yourself so that I may reason with you!

Maybe we should build a shrine to it?

Candace, that's...

It's a mysterious force! It's a mysterious force!

Ferb! I think we got it! It looks like home!

What do we do now?

I don't know. I can't believe it actually worked.

Well, thanks, everyone. Hey, where's...

That's right.

This just in. Our supreme leader has announced the capture of public enemy number one, Perry the Alternate-Dimension Platypus.

I guess we won't be seeing him any more except as a platyborg.

It's 3:
30. We now conclude our broadcast day.

Now go to bed!

We've got to save him! No.

Too risky. You've got to get back to your dimension.

We're not going anywhere without our platypus.

I thought you told us he was just using you as a cover.

I know what I said. I was hurt. But even if it was all an act, he's still a part of the family, and we're not leaving him behind.

I may never be able to open this again.

It doesn't matter. We're going back for him.

Well, then you're on your own. Fine.

Just tell us where Doofenshmirtz keeps his prisoners.

We have to help them! No, we don't.

Yes, we do. Remember how we felt when our Perry disappeared?

Oh, criminy, I must be crazy.

All right, we can get there through the tunnels.

Yes! Let's suit up, people!

You know what, Stacy?

I'm tired of the mysterious force pushing me around.

I'm going to show it who's boss. Candace, wait!

I will try to keep it open for as long as possible but the window is very unstable.

Even the slightest disturbance will cause it to collapse.

Like that, for instance. Hey, Candace.

You guys are so... Wait, why are there four of you?

Oh, these guys are from this dimension.

Are we inside the mysterious force?

I'm not sure I understand the question.

And why is Isabella suddenly fashionable?

What do you mean, "suddenly"?

Seriously, where are we?

Candace, I'm sure you have a million questions, but right now we have to save Perry from being turned into a cyborg.

What? We'll explain on the way.

So, how do I dress in your dimension?

Hey, is that me? I look good!

Oh, no. You two stay here.

But we want to help. That's an order!

Wait, so in this dimension, Perry is a secret agent?

No, in this dimension he's a cyborg.

So, where is he an agent?

That would be in our dimension. But we're not in our dimension now.

Okay, I'm having trouble processing this.

Now I wish I hadn't thrown away that pamphlet.

And why are we in mine cars?

This'll take us as far as the underground entrance to Doof's headquarters.

From there we go up the ventilation shaft.

The detainment centre is on level four.

And the snack bar's on level five! If there's time.

Buford.

I'm just gonna get some nachos.

So, if there's another me and another them, then there must also be a Jeremy Johnson here, too, right?

Oh, yeah, Johnson, Jeremy.

Leads a three-man strike team on the north side. Good soldier.

Good soldier? That's all you think of him?

Don't you think he's dreamy or cool or even cute?

Tell me at least you think he's cute.

Cute doesn't win the war, kid.

Well, I guess.

But what do you guys do around here for, you know, fun?

Look, "Candace" is it?

No offence, but fun isn't really on my agenda.

You know, since Doofenshmirtz took over the tri-state area, even though I was a little girl, I've been focused on one thing and one thing only.

He's going down, down, down. Down, down, down, I know.

But what about BFF's? Or slumber parties?

Or busting your little brothers?

Busting my brothers?

I spent every day of my life trying to protect my little brothers.

I had to grow up pretty quick around here to make sure they didn't have to.

Gee, you make growing up sound like it's a bad thing.

It is what it is. I'll do whatever it takes to protect the ones I love.

Thanks, sis!

What are you guys doing here?

We're here to help. Sir, we're nearing the target!

Don't move!

Okay, people, change of plans.

This is as far as we go.

We're not going to help them?

No, we're gonna get you two home where it's safe.

But we wanna... Look, this isn't our fight.

It's their fight, and you two shouldn't have gotten involved.

Maybe none of us should have. Now we're out of here.

I don't remember it being so dark down here.

Dark? That's because it's a trap!

And if it was light, you would have seen us and run away, hence ruining the trap!

I think they get that.

Perry!

We... We, well, came to rescue you.

So far it's not going as well as we'd hoped.

We didn't have a lot of time to, you know, plan something elaborate, but I guess we could have created some sort of diversion just in case...

Yeah, we could have thought this out more.

I got you and I got your little friends, too!

Game over! You lose! I win!

Mark this the hour of your doom, Perry the Platypus.

Three forty... I got one of these watches with just the little hash marks.

It doesn't even have the numbers on it.

Let's just say it's between 3:30 and 4:00, Eastern Standard Time.

Whoa!

I told you, not between 3:30 and 4:00!

They're getting away!

I knew this was a bad idea. All right, everyone in the cars!

Go, go, go, go, go! Isabella, start the motor!

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