Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension Page #6

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Yes, sir.

I got it.

You two, keep your heads down and remember your training!

We never had any training!

Well, keep your heads down!

Consider yourself trained. This is going to be close.

All right, you rust buckets. Let's dance.

Can you do that?

Well, apparently.

I am so in love with her right now.

What? Nothing.

If we can get to the north tunnel before they get to us, I can trip the security door.

Isabella, can you give us more throttle?

It's all the way in, sir!

All right, hang tough. This is going to get hairy.

Can we make those turns at this speed?

Well, we're about to find out.

There it is. We should be okay if we can hold off these...

Can we do that? No. Keep your head down.

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We're slowing down, sir!

Keep it on the floor!

It's on the floor.

There's too much track, sir. I don't think we're going to make it!

Everyone, to the front now!

We're going to have to cut loose these...

The motor's overheating!

Sorry, guys. You're on your own.

What are you doing?

My job. Protecting you two.

We've got to go back and help them.

That's not our fight.

But you just abandoned them!

We could have made it! We could have all made it!

Or we could have all been captured, and I wasn't going to take that chance.

These are the tough choices, people. Somebody's got to be the adult here.

You two are safe, and that's what's important.

But... But... But... End of discussion.

Man, I had my heart set on those nachos.

Look, mysterious force, I feel a little awkward talking to you since I didn't believe in you at first because, you know, it's crazy.

But then I saw you eat my friend, so I've made a little shrine here.

It's nice. There's a banana and Mr Miggins.

So I hope this makes up for the whole disbelief thing.

Are we... Are we good?

Now you have no choice but to fix my machine.

No. That's not one of your choices.

Fix the machine! No.

Can I... Can I say something?

So, I think I'm up-to-date on the whole Perry Agent thing.

Strangely, that's the most normal thing that's happened this afternoon, but who exactly is this guy?

Fix it! No.

Look, I would make myself do it but apparently he's an idiot.

Hey! Fix the machine!

No. All right, then, you've forced my hand.

Fix the machine!

No. Really?

When I was your age, I did anything a puppet told me to do.

How old do you think we are?

I don't know. One, two?

You know, it's hard to tell with the one eye.

Anyway, I don't know why you're being so uncooperative.

All I'm asking you to do is make my machine work so I can invade and conquer your world and enslave your loved ones.

See, that's just it.

Why would we do something that would lead to our own self-destruction?

Self-destruction? Self-destruct... Wait a...

Wait, that's it. I remember now.

They took out my self-destruct button.

I don't know why I put it back in, but here.

I'll just rewire this, like so, and there.

It's working! It's working! It's functioning properly!

Well, look who just became redundant.

Send them to their doom!

Yes, her, too.

Yes, yes, everyone.

Doom, doom, doom and doom. Doom!

Jinx! You owe me three sodas.

Okay, doom for him, too.

What? But I'm you!

Doom!

Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels.

Which isn't a lot. But it's weird that it happened twice, right?

Welcome, doomed guests.

Come on, keep trudging. Doom is thataway.

I would say, so far, adulthood gets about a three.

You know, this may be as good as it gets.

And now for my all-time favourite game.

Poke the Goozim with a stick.

Surrounded by lava.

My second favourite game is backgammon. Love it!

Hold the phone. I could be useful.

What if you need a kidney or a stand-in for boring functions you have to attend?

Or another kidney?

Doom!

Pooh.

Cranky, cranky, cranky. Oh, I love the crank!

I'll be honest, Ferb.

I'm having a hard time putting a positive spin on this.

Blah, blah, blah, two-car garage, etcetera.

Yeah? Well, welcome to my life!

Whoa, deja vu-ish.

Perry, check out that guard!

Keys!

Cool! Look out!

Is this the plan?

Tell me this isn't the plan!

You are tampering with the property of...

Let's make omelettes!

Can you get a little more lift out of this thing?

I think I just bruised a kidney.

My bicycle is missing!

Yes! Go, Goozim!

- It's muffin time, sir. Already?

Okay, I see where you're going with this...

I officially prefer our dimension!

This may not be the best time to tell you, but I actually flunked jungle gym in grade school.

I just couldn't get the hang of all the climbing...

Oh, great, you caught it! Unlock me!

Are you even paying attention?

That's right. It can wait. Later!

More guards!

- It's muffin time, sir! You're broken!

Yay, other dimension Candace!

Phineas!

Catch!

The remote!

Perry, let go!

What? No, no, don't let go.

Perry! Trust me!

Two words! La-va!

Trust me!

They opened another portal! Go after them!

And her! That banshee screaming girl.

Get her, too!

Thanks, Perry the Platypus.

Stop where you are. You cannot leave.

I use aggression to mask my insecurities!

The portal!

Boy, I could go for a lemonade.

The portal closed, sir.

Oh, pooh.

Oh, well. Time to start the invasion! And somebody get me a muffin!

But it's not muffin time, sir!

All right, follow me. We're going around clockwise.

If there's no hospitality Just get out of town You can't be lying on formality And saying...

I guess I'll see you around You've got no obligations Nothing holding you down Find a new situation And say I guess I'll see you around You've got no time to waste on sentimentality Get out and find yourself a brand-new reality You've got to find yourself a brand-new reality A particle duality A new dimensionality

- Yeah, yeah! I guess I'll see you around Sometimes it's appropriate To stop for a snack If you do then I hope you get back I guess I'll see you around Hopping clockwise through dimensions Is a dangerous thing But it seems to help a lot if we sing And we can sing about A brand new reality A brand new reality A brand new reality I guess I'll see you around A brand new reality A brand new reality A brand-brand-brand-brand I guess I'll see you around All right, how about two Kafkas for your Dostoyevsky?

Stop wasting my time, Buford.

Wait, I think this is it.

Where have you guys been? This is it!

I spy with my one little eye a new tri-state area that's one dictator short of a dictatorship.

Well, that's all about to change.

Pretty soon I'll be ruling over two tri-state areas, a virtual six-state area!

Fly, fly, my Normbots! We've got some oppressing to do!

Why is Perry wearing a hat?

We don't have time to explain. We've got to try and stop an evil...

It's too late!

They're never going to fire her and... Hey, did you see that?

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