Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension Page #7

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No, I... What's going on?

Oh, my!

What is it? It's a comb over!

I know, I should really just shave it.

Not happening. Not happening.

My watermelon!

All vehicles must stop.

It's okay! It's a rental!

Oh, great! Albuquerque '93 all over again.

I wish other-dimension Candace was here.

She took out, like, 30 of them

- with a giant stone lawn gnome. Agent P! Our agents are being overwhelmed by the sheer number of robots coming into our dimension.

You must get to Doof's headquarters and stop him.

Aye, aye, sir. We're ready to serve.

Oh, no. You kids need to go home where it's safe.

With all due respect, sir, we've been through quite a lot together.

We're a team now.

Nope, far too dangerous.

And besides, our insurance won't cover it.

Tell them, Agent P.

Come on, Perry. Let's go kick some robot chassis!

Perry?

Wow, I guess we're going home then. Hey, where's Dr D?

- Hello? Hello, Mrs Thompson? It's me, Heinz.

I think I left my keys in the other dimension.

Can you buzz me in?

- Who is this? Heinz Doofenshmirtz! Your neighbour.

For, like, 12 years.

- Who? I live in the penthouse.

I wear lab coats a lot.

I speak with the accent I am currently speaking to you with.

Just like my neighbour upstairs.

Yes, exactly!

He's not home. You'll have to come back later.

No, no, wait.

This is just beautiful.

I decide to do the right thing, and I end up in a cell.

Well, at least my brothers are safe.

What lesson am I supposed to be learning here?

I'm Jeremy Johnson. I'm here to rescue you.

Johnson, Jeremy?

Yes, sir. And I picked up a couple new recruits.

We found a way to bypass the entire security grid. It was cool.

What? You brought my little brothers? Are you out of your mind, soldier?

I didn't know they were your brothers, but I should have known.

They're smart and courageous, just like you.

You think I'm smart and courageous?

Well, yeah, sir.

Good work, soldier.

We should really get out of here while we can.

Most of the Normbots are away in the other dimension.

We can slip away pretty easily.

The Normbots are in the other dimension?

This isn't the time to escape.

This is the time to make our move. Let's go!

Yes, sir! Yes, sir!

Boys, wait. Thanks for rescuing me. I'm really proud of you both.

And we're proud of you, too, sir.

I got nachos! Who wants some?

Nobody?

Mysterious force, you can see I'm really trying here.

Please bring back Candace!

Oh, hi, Stacy.

And I also want a car.

I still can't believe Perry wanted us to go home.

I mean, look at this.

There's robots all over the tri-state area. And now for the weather.

There's robots, Phil! Robots!

You'd think he'd need all the help he could get...

Hey, what's that?

Ferb, do you hear that?

It's Perry's locket.

It's like a homing device.

Shall we?

This must be Perry's lair.

Welcome, Phineas and Ferb. Please insert the key.

Do you have a key?

Please insert the key.

Good try.

Please insert the key. Please insert the key.

That's odd. It's a shaped keyhole. It kind of looks like...

Wait a minute.

Phineas and Ferb, this message is top secret, for your ears only.

If you are hearing this, the tri-state area is at emergency alert level Alpha Red.

Agent P needs your help.

How does he know we'll know what to do?

He knows you will know what to do.

He also knows you two are the only ones capable of helping him because you two are the only ones capable of creating these.

Auto-scan replication initiated.

Ferb, I think I know what we're gonna do today.

You have a new leader.

Put on your dooferalls. 36-inch waist.

No way! I'm a 34!

So, I guess you trusted us after all.

I was wrong. It was not for me!

Heads up! Platyposterior coming through!

Now this is what I call busting.

All right, everyone! Let's kick some robot chassis!

Yeah!

All right, that is very good.

Phineas! Anything we can do?

Yeah! Musical accompaniment!

We're gonna kick some robot chassis So you better tell your robot nation To say a robot prayer 'Cause you better prepare For an automaton annihilation You think you're gonna take us down Well, mechanical man, you just try it You're gonna ride that rail out of town This is a robot riot I think you know what I mean This is a robot riot I'm gonna break you down And sell you for scrap metal But I'll keep enough To build myself a trampoline

'Cause your momma was a blender And your dad was just a washing machine This is a robot riot I'm gonna break you up I'm gonna break you down I'm gonna take you to a chop shop downtown You know that you'll be dreading This android Armageddon I think you better check your fluids 'Cause I know you're sweating You know you're gonna lose And sing the robot blues You'll blow a fuse And take a robot snooze I will deactivate you Because I kind of hate you Don't want to beat around the bush

- We're gonna decimate you This is a robot riot Oh, man, it's on This is a robot riot I'm gonna rip you up And put you back together In a new configuration Just to mow my lawn

'Cause your sister is a fridge And you know her light is always on This is a robot riot Robot riot...

We've got to do something about that portal.

Ferb! We're gonna go try to close the portal!

This is a robot riot I'm gonna rip you up I'm gonna break you down I'm gonna take you to the chop shop downtown I'm gonna rip you up I'm gonna break you down I'm gonna take you to the chop shop downtown

What?

I've had just about enough of you, you...

What is on this!

I was wrong, Stacy, about everything.

I'm not a grown-up. I can't control mysterious forces.

I can't even get my mom to see what my brothers are doing!

Stacy, that's it! I can't get my mom to see what my brothers are doing!

Candace, where are you going?

I'm gonna bust my brothers to my mom!

And I'm gonna fail!

No, it's Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

You borrowed sugar from me this morning.

I don't have any sugar.

I had to borrow some from my neighbour this morning.

Yeah. That's me!

He's a nice man, but I hear he's divorced.

That she remembers.

Mom!

Candace, what are you doing here?

You got to come outside and bust the boys!

I'm not leaving now.

The girl is about to forgive the guy for the clich� misunderstanding.

Well, after she battles these robots.

This 3-D is amazing!

Ferb, we'll handle it down here.

Go help Phineas!

Come on, you stupid thing. Work!

So that dish must be what's controlling the robots.

Maybe I don't need to close the portal if I could just take out that...

Yeah!

No, you don't.

Now the baseball is on the other foot.

Or however that saying goes, I'm not... I'm not really sure.

Hey, hey, hey, where are you going?

You know, all that's going to happen from you guys coming up here is that I'm going to have a brand-new platyborg.

And maybe even a boyborg!

Try saying that five times fast.

Boyborg, boyborg, boyborg, boyborg, boyborg...

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