Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension Page #8

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I guess it's not that hard, never mind.

You know something, kid?

You've been a thorn in my side all day long.

But that's about to change right now!

No!

My babies! No, what have you done?

It's weird that Perry's a secret agent, huh?

Yeah, but it was obvious in retrospect.

Has anyone seen my pants?

Yeah, they're over there.

Wolverines!

Mom, if you care one iota about me, your family, and your city, you'll come outside with me right now!

Well, I guess I could use some more popcorn.

Great! Come on, come on, come on, come on!

Ferb! Bro, I just hit the best home run ever!

Now, tremble before me!

No, I'm down here. See, one last trick up my sleeve.

It's me! I'm the trick up my own sleeves, 'cause I'm in the sleeve, get it?

Pearls before swine.

Hope you got your 3-D glasses 'cause I'm coming at you!

Yeah!

Hey!

What? I'm kind of in the middle of something here.

I got a little something just for you.

Here.

Choo-Choo!

Yeah, it's mine. See, I told you I never lost it.

It was in a box in my pantry labelled "VHS tapes".

Go figure. Anyway, you can have it.

I can't believe it! Choo-Choo, it is you!

Heart melting, back-story resolving, evilness diminishing.

It's the least I can do.

You know, I don't even know what I was thinking with the whole evil robots thing.

Actually, when I look around, I'm really embarrassed.

Let me clean this up. Look! Self-destruct button.

You.

Yeah. Here we go!

Come on, come on, come on! Come on, hurry, hurry!

Do I even need to say "there's nothing there" any more?

Mom, you can say it all you want. There's nothing there!

Whoo-hoo! I did it, I saved the world!

You can go back to your movie now.

Yeah, you know what? We're totally cool now.

I'm just gonna go return to my home and live out the rest of my days with my Choo-Choo. Okay then, ciao!

Home. It's good to be...

Book him, ladies.

You know, my crimes against humanity had just completely slipped my mind.

Hey! Did you guys just see that? I saved Danville!

Good job, soldier.

So what'll you do now?

Wow, I haven't thought of anything but busting Doofenshmirtz for years.

I don't know. Well, I know what interests I'd pursue.

Hey! Here you all are.

I'll take that under consideration. What about you, Candace?

You know, after all of this, I'm gonna give myself a little more time to be young.

It's not such a bad place to be.

You know what? Me, too.

Hey, I just wanted to say thanks for telling us all about summer, you know, opening our horizons, and teaching Ferb classical guitar.

Hey! It's our Perry! Perry!

Looks like the evil was fried right out of him.

Sorry he's mostly made of metal now.

Are you kidding? That makes him extra cool!

Thanks so much, guys.

I'm glad we could help.

Man, this has been the greatest day ever.

Imagine how much fun we can have together now that we know you're a secret agent.

Yes, yes, the next 15 minutes should be a real hoot.

Well, then, of course, Agent P will be sent away forever.

What? You didn't know?

Didn't he give you a pamphlet? We threw it away.

Does anyone read those things? I tried to warn you, sir.

Kids, I'm sorry but now that Agent P's cover has been blown, you won't be allowed to see him any more.

That's why you didn't want us to know your secret.

So we'll never see Perry again? There has to be another way.

Sorry, Phineas. It isn't safe. You know too much.

Now I never wished so much that I could unknow something.

Sir, maybe there is a way.

What about Dr Doofenshmirtz's Amnesianator?

I never built an Amnesianator.

I think I'd remember building something like that.

Well, that might work. But you'd all have to agree.

So our choice is to either forget the best day ever, forget the biggest adventure we've ever had, and forget meeting Agent P, or remember today, but never see Perry again?

Well, we've had a lot of great days. But we only have one Perry.

Agreed.

Yeah! Yeah!

All right, everybody. Tall kids in the back.

Just need to do a little more programming here and we'll be ready to roll.

Hey, buddy, Ferb and I just wanted to say our goodbyes.

You know, we thought we'd finally met the real you when we found out you were Agent P, but the fact is, pet, secret agent, they're both the real you.

You are now and always have been a great pet and a great friend.

We're gonna miss you, Agent P.

I love you, pal.

Sir, are you crying?

No, I'm sweating through my eyes.

Okay, sir. We're ready.

Okay, Karl. We're set.

Major Monogram? Yes?

So none of us will remember any of today?

That's right.

Good!

Isabella!

Hit it, Karl! Wait! Wait, wait!

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