Phir Hera Pheri

They say that in life when one

gains something...

...then they lose something too...

Something like this happened

with our 3 dear firends also.

This is Raju. His luck did change.

He did get a lot of money. But he

also lost his mother who was ill.

Did you recognize? He is Shyam.

He also got a lot of money. But in an

accident he lost his love... Anuradha.

And who can forget him! He

is Babu Rao Ganpat Rao Apte.

And even he got a lot of money.

As it is he had nothing to lose.

Except for his loincloth.

So... he lost his senses.

Oh my darling!

'Apply kohl in my eyes, beloved."

"Decorate anklets in

my leg, beloved."

'Apply kohl in my eyes, beloved."

"Decorate anklets in

my leg, beloved."

'Decorate me, beloved."

Of love...

"Make me taste the spicy

sauce of love, beloved."

Let the fenugreek from

my heart pour out.

And mix the chilies

of desire in it.

After adding the cinnamon

of intoxication in it.

And make me taste it

with your fingers.

"Stop making me feel

so restless, beloved."

Of love...

"Make me taste the spicy

sauce of love, beloved."

'Apply kohl in my eyes, beloved."

'Decorate anklets in my leg, beloved."

'Apply kohl in my eyes, beloved."

'Decorate anklets in my leg, beloved."

'Decorate me, beloved."

Of love...

"Make me taste the spicy

sauce of love, beloved."

"Hey, Babu-bhaiya!

- Hey, Babu-bhaiya!"

See how much money he has with him.

- He is throwing cheques at her.

Don't take tension of the cheque.

"There should be money in

the bank also, right?"

All the money is in the house.

Oh Goddess Laxmi! Bless me.

Hail the telephone!

Hail wrong number!

Hail Devi Prasadaya!

Hail the rupee and money!

'What is this, Babu-bhaiya?"

Why are you sitting on the floor

like a sack of potatoes?

What happened?

- Now we are rich people.

So should I sit in air

if we have become rich?

Sit comfortably.

Hey! Remove the shoes. One should not

wear shoes in the house and roam.

You also Babu-bhaiya... you'll

always remain poor man.

You will always have a cheap thinking.

Rich men sleep on their

sofa with their shoes on.

Babu-bhaiya live with style.

Even eat your meals

with spoon and fork.

"Ok, how will you eat Indian

burger with spoon and fork?"

What is this? I left this

place 15 minutes ago...

...and you're still in the same

clothes? Be rich. Rich!

A rich man changes his clothes

every 15 minutes.

He changes his house

every 30 minutes...

...and his business every one hour.

"And changes his wife every 2 hours.

- Oh, God!"

'Oh, God!"

Where do I have a wife? The

wife of my neighbours?

"Ok, ok. Forget all that. At

least change this phone."

You've spent all this money but kept...

"...the same number, at

least change the model."

Don't touch the phone. Keep it down.

'Did I change you? No, right?"

Don't talk about changing this phone.

"If you want you change the name,

change the clothes."

Even change your father

if you want but...

...don't talk about changing

this phone.

"This bungalow this car,

this money. These shoes."

Even our brief and vest

is because of this phone.

This is not just a phone. This

changes luck. Changes luck!

Hello!

Whose phone is it?

Kabeera... Kabeera speaking.

That... that... tell him that

Baburao has passed away...

'Raju, tell him that Baburao..."

He won't listen to me.

Hey that... that... that... ka...

ka... ka... Kabeera brother.

Hail Maharashtra!

Star fisheries... hey you!

You are fooling me.

Half of the fish died by

drowning in the water.

And half of the fish died of thirst.

And Baburao's loincloth

has also opened up.

Scoundrel! You open my loincloth!

You dare to open it.

'God, take away..."

not a rich guy like me... but take

away these two poor guys.

Oh God! The water is very cold.

Oh God! What to do about

this Babu-bhaiya?

If you give him a mug of

gold then too he'll...

We have made such a big swimming pool.

Then why does he have to tie a

rope to a bucket to have bath?

Now what respect will our

neighbors have for us?

Have I dug a well over here?!

- I will make him understand.

'Babu-bhaiya, what are you doing?"

The same that you've not done

for last 5 years. I am bathing.

Does one bathe like this?

Then how does one bathe?

"Why do you need to fetch a bucket

of water with a rope, Babu-bhaiya?"

Directly put the bucket in the

water and remove the water.

'Raju, he doesn't have common sense."

What should I say to them?

This is swimming pool.

Why do you need to put

the bucket in it?

Why don't you directly go in to it?

- How can I dive in to it?

Go like this. Directly.

Hello yes... Who Devi Prasad?

Who are you?

Anuradha... Laxmi from

Chit fund? Yes say.

Money will be doubled in 21 days.

'No, no. I am interested in the scheme."

Yes... I am Devi Prasad only. You

just give me your address.

"No, no. For office purpose.

Yes you say."

"Jai Ambe Chambers, 27. The

last stop of 4 limited bus."

The building opposite that?

Ok... ok... bye.

The car has broken down. Will

have to go by the bus.

Ticket! Ticket! Ticket!

Next stop

- Last stop.

"One thousand rupees. Brother,

for 10 rupees are you..."

...giving me my whole salary?

Give me change.

You must be having change.

- I don't have change.

Hurry up! I have to get

down at the next stop.

Do one thing. Give the ticket

for her and her daughter also.

She is not my daughter.

- Give the ticket for her husband.

"He is not my husband.

- Ok, give..."

me the tickets for both of us. Fine?

Brother if you buy the ticket for all

the passenger in the bus also...

...then too I won't be able to give

you a change for 1000 rupees.

"Hurry up please, you do one thing

take this and give him a ticket too."

"Please, hurry up my stop is coming...

- But... - Give the ticket."

Keep this...

- Yes.

'Hey, madam. Give me my note at least."

'Listen madam, listen to me. Please."

'Madam, don't run."

Madhuri-ji!

- My name is not Madhuri.

Then what is your name?

- What do you have to do with that?

I was asking because you also don't

have any work with me but...

...you bought a ticket for me.

My stop was coming. So I was in

a hurry. Should I leave now?

You listen to me. Hey! Hey!

Give me one chance.

One chance... one minute. I'll

give you back your money.

No need.

- Come here please.

Please come here. How much is it for?

10 rupees each.

- Give me two.

I don't want to eat.

- This is very famous over here.

Just have it once and see it.

Why are you starring at

my face? Give me 2 fast.

Take this. It is very hot.

Take this hot corn.

- Take this money.

"Sir, I don't have the

change for 1000 rupees."

You have such a big business

and you don't keep change?

Ask from someone.

"Sir, who will give change so early

in the morning for 50 rupees."

'Find it dude, ask him."

'You keep this, keep this. Keep."

"Now it is 30 rupees... listen

to me. Hey, give it!"

"What have you done, Nilima-ji? Now

I will have to give you 30 rupees."

See my name is not Nilima.

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