Phir Hera Pheri Page #2

'And please, stop following me."

How can I leave you like this?

I'll give you your money.

I won't let you do this favor on me.

There is the guy with ice-candy

stall. I'll get the change from him.

But...

- Please come with me.

Hey... give us 2 Ice-candy.

He is too famous out here...

Take this.

- I don't have change.

Give it back!

I hope you are enjoying it?

Stop... stop... thank you!

'Come, come."

"Hey! How much?

- 60 rupees, sir. - "

Take this.

"Thousand rupees note? I

don't have change, sir."

What to do? You guys don't

keep change only.

All poor people reside here. Whom

should I ask? Nobody has change.

What are you doing? ...60 rupees!

"Ok, now it's 110 rupees.

We'll do one thing."

There is a man with horse-cart. He

too is also famous. We will go there.

"Enough... I don't want my money.

Just stop following me, please."

How can this happen? I'll

give you your money.

'Laxmi Chit Fund Fort, Mumbai."

Are they constructing or

demolishing the building?

Do it immediately.

Hello...

- Hello.

'Good morning, ma'am."

Who are you?

I am Devi Prasad.

Devi Prasad? But I know

Devi Prasad personally.

His age must be... - No... no...

you have misunderstood me.

Devi Prasad-ji has sent me.

- Ok. Please have a seat.

Thank you.

Tell me one thing. Will you

really double the money?

'Yes, that also in 21 days. Any doubt?"

Has Devi Prasad-ji not informed you?

"Yes, he told me but your office is

in an under construction building."

Where as it should have

been in a good place.

"Like Marine drive, Chowpaty,

those places."

Thank you for reminding.

'Mr. Bijlani, what is this?"

I got you 10 crore rupees

more from the market.

And you still have not

completed my building?

Next month Home minister

is going to come.

Where do you think I

will get him seated?

Don't say it will be completed. It

should be completed... that's good.

Tell me one thing.

Will my money also get doubled?

"Sorry sir, our scheme

is for limited people."

I too am limited. I eat limited.

I drink limited.

I sleep limited. I stay

with limited people.

"In fact the bus in which I came,

it was also limited."

You are laughing.

Alright.

I'll give you one chance.

But our company's policy is

that we neither take more...

...than 10 crore rupees nor do

we take less than 1 crore.

One crore...

Where will I bring one crore from?

- What happened?

"No, I meant how will I bring

it? It's a big amount."

Now how will I bring it from the home?

You will not come with the money.

You just give your address outside.

I'll come personally to

take the money. - Yes.

You just sign this form

and get it ready.

"I'll come and check your standard

of living, status and bank balance."

Will nothing less then a crore do?

- I'm sorry.

"Complete one crore?

- Yes, one crore."

Good policy.

"Is this the estate agent? Yes, listen

Hand over the phone to Banwari."

"Banwari, I am Raju speaking. Ok,

listen I want a bungalow."

That also between a race

course and golf course.

And I want a private

pond in it which...

...should have water-proof

fishes in it.

And I also want a stadium and

a Multiplex to watch movies.

'Ok, I will call you later. Bye."

Hey Raju! Raju! Have you won

8-10 lotteries together?

"Poor people buy lotteries,

Babu-bhaiya. I do business."

What business? What is it?

- I'll tell you.

"How did this Tata, Birla, Ambani

and Devi Prasad get rich?"

I know the secret.

- Do they smoke cigarette?

"Not cigarette Babu-bhaiya,

it's secret. - Secret?"

What they do is that they put

the entire money in Chit fund.

And after 21 days our

money will be doubled.

Again 21 days later the money

will increase four times.

And 21 days later again the money...

- 8 times.

After that...

- 16 times.

32 times.

That's why I am leaving 5-5

crores for each one of you.

"Babu-bhaiya, you don't come into

the sweet talks of this fraud."

"Forget the crores, this guy

will get us on the roads."

"No, dear. My right eye is

flickering since morning."

I feel that we surely will

become millionaire.

Had this been the case then every

blind man would have been a millionaire.

Lord Ganpati Bappa.

Hail Lord Vinayaka!

"Give it, man. Give it.

- What should I give?"

You said you will give me five crores.

The moment you see a rich

man you start begging.

"Let me invest first, you people

bring the money."

- What?

Give 10-10 lakh rupees each

and sign on the form.

"No, I won't give it.

- Even I won't give."

I want 1 crore rupees.

If I invest that 21 days later

I'll get 2 crore rupees.

'Read this, you are educated, right?"

'Read it. Read what is written, read."

"Yes, it is written that the

money will double in 21days."

Put one crore rupees

and it will double.

Is it written that it will double?

Give it over here.

I have full trust in you.

I will give you my 10 lakh rupees.

'Come on, now you sign."

Something is fishy. Something is.

What happened?

- Did you hear something?

This guy always hears

something or the other.

There is no song on. No radio or T.V.

'You sign, man, sign, come on, sign."

Something is fishy. Something is.

"I can hear. You all also...

- Sign, buddy. Come on!"

Please... sign...

That is alright but we

have 30 lakhs rupees.

From where are we going to get

the rest of the 70 lakhs?

Do you people trust me?

- Yes.

I have full faith in God.

I will get 70 lakh rupees from

somewhere or the other.

Fine then? Ok.

He is a very nice person.

"Babu-bhaiya, you are falling

for the same trick again."

'Hey, don't curse it."

"Oh God, I just hope my

money gets doubled."

Raju!

Again the car has stopped.

Where will I get 70 lakhs from?

"Brother, it's itching very much.

If I could get some work..."

Till the time your brother is

alive you don't have...

...to worry about any money.

If you take me as your bhai then your

promotion will happen quickly.

Understood?

- Yes.

If you people have any problem

just remember bhai.

Whether you want money or anything.

Hey Chhotu - Coming sir...

Get a cup of tea.

I don't have change.

- This is your tip.

"1000 rupees?

- This is a tip, a tip."

A tip of thousand rupees?

'I'll pay for the tea later, now go."

How much pollution is

there in this country?

"Hey junior, send someone

to my bungalow."

Why don't you fit 3 to 4 AC's

here? It's so hot in here.

"Hey, sir. If you have

so much problem..."

...then why don't you have

tea at a five star hotel?

'Dear, we have become habituated."

There was a time when

even we were poor.

We became millionaires overnight.

- How?

Millionaires in 25 days.

Millionaires in 25 days?

Do I look like I'm a simpleton?

Do you have a counterfeit

money business?

Not a business... this...

'Shift, shift over there."

I have a scheme.

I have found the scheme of the rich.

Money doubled within 25 days.

Money doubled within 25 days?

Even I want to double my money.

This scheme is not for

any Tom Dick and Harry.

You need to have high

contacts for this.

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