Phir Hera Pheri Page #3

'Hey, please go get tea, buddy."

"Brother, you... you have

recently made contacts."

"Hey, get my special tea for brother.

Brother... brother."

It's been so long since

I've known you.

"Brother, it's already passed

7 minutes, brother."

"Okay... fine, fine, I've

put a minimum of 70..."

Tea.

- Have you added sugar?

'Get sugar for, sir... go and get it."

'Brother, brother."

I'll need at least 70

lakh rupees for this.

70 lakhs!

If you speak so loudly you'll

tell everyone about the scheme.

But I don't have 70 lakh rupees.

Then I want 50 lakhs. There is

no scheme for less than that.

50 lakhs? And then my

work won't be done.

'Listen, listen to me."

Don't be so depressed.

There is another scheme in my

head which is of 30 lakhs.

30 lakhs? But I have only 20 lakhs.

"Do something, brother.

- Okay then, fine."

'Do a thing, where is the money?"

"It's just next door and

that too in cash, cash."

"Can you get it right now?

- Yes, I can get it now, brother."

"Do a thing, then, get the

money at my mansion."

"Yes, brother, you go to your

mansion; I'll get the..."

"...money and reach there.

- Okay, go, go."

I still need 50 lakh rupees more.

"Brother, what is the guarantee

for this? - What guarantee?"

'Yes, I will require some security."

"No, no brother, security.

- You go back."

"No, no. - Son, this scheme

is not meant for you."

"No, brother.

- You go back."

"You go back. No, brother. - This

scheme is not for you."

- Brother forgive me. - You go away.

"Hey, take the money and go get

some sweets for your kids."

'No, no, no."

There is a scheme of

10 rupees for you.

"No, no, I have full

confidence in you."

I'll go and get it right away.

Okay.

I'll reach your bungalow

right now. - Okay.

"You will come, won't you?

- Yes."

"Sure?

- I'll come, 100 percent. - "

Okay.

"Hey scoundrel, we are

working over here..."

...and you are just strolling

over there.

I'm arranging for 20 lakh rupees.

"Forget it, is that 20 lakh rupees

going to walk and come to you?"

Something like that.

"Why, does the 20 lakh

rupees not have..."

"That was a good joke. Laugh,

you jerk! Laugh at it!"

'Babu-bhaiya, a man is going to come."

I have lured him perfectly.

Oh God! This alcohol is such.

It intoxicates...

...even the biggest of them.

'Hey, why were you coughing all night?"

"Go and have a sip or two

from my bottle, go."

Why? Will my cough reduce

by having alcohol?

Because of liquor my father

lost his garage.

The entire property was lost.

'Even my father passed away, then..."

...why won't your cough go away?

Boss... boss... he is coming.

"No one will say anything,

no one, understood?"

If no one says anything then

what will anything say?

"Yes, this is a problem,

what should be said then?"

Don't roam with him you will go mad.

You go. Go and do your work.

Hey! You came so soon.

Money has come.

- Yes.

'Hey, this is a Lavni folk dancer."

This is...

"This is my gardener. Hey, Babu,

water them properly."

"You scoundrel, from Babu-bhaiya

it's now just, Babu?"

I'll have to deal with you later.

Is he your gardener? But on

that day over there he was...

'Blowing money over there, I know."

The thing is that whenever he gets

his salary he gives it to me.

I double it and give it to him and...

...he goes there and blows the money.

Even he was over there on that day.

"Hey driver, hey driver, didn't

I tell you to remove the..."

...money from the trunk

and keep it inside.

Hey shut up.

He is telling you to shut up.

He is like my father.

I was five since then he has taken

care of me and raised me.

He has been my driver since then.

Five years? But he looks to

be of the same age as of you.

Have you heard of plastic surgery?

"I've spent four crore rupees,

there's plastic on his face."

I've even made him join the gym.

Does he look like he's 60 years old?

If you have money then everything...

is possible.

"Have you got the money?

- Yes, I've got it."

'Brother, sit inside and count it."

"There is nothing inside,

we people don't sit."

You might have atleast some water?

- Who drinks water?

The water is only for the plants.

We only have beer.

"Save water, drink beer,

that's our motto."

"Hey, brother, will it

double in 25 days?"

"If you give the money it will double.

- Yes, yes, take this."

"Brother, I'll come after 25 days.

- Okay."

"Fine then, brother.

- Okay."

"What scoundrel, you

called me a gardener?"

"Babu-bhaiya, we have

got 20 lakh rupees."

Driver? You look like a thief

with those dark glasses.

And you call me a driver?

Scouundrel...

- Wait...

'Oh God, what will these people from..."

...the Lakshmi chit fund ask me now.

Delhi's capital is India.

"Raju, you had said that the

people of the Laxmi fund..."

...won't take any investments

below 1 crore.

That's correct.

We have thirty and you

took twenty from him.

From where will we get 50?

This is fifty and this is the

other 50. And it is 1 now.

"Wow, that's good, you've already

started to double it."

Very good.

From where did you get this fifty?

I will give double to the

person whom I took it from.

'Oh, there she comes, there she comes."

'Welcome, welcome."

- This is Anuradha.

Anuradha? Is your name

Anuradha as well?

What do you mean? Is your

name Anuradha as well?

"Of course not, I am.

- Forget it, this is Shyam."

"My name is Baburao, Baburao

Ganpat Rao Apte."

"Come, let us go inside and speak.

It's very sunny, come."

Shyam... nice name.

Anuradha?

Nice coffee.

- Thank you. - Beautiful house.

'Thanks a lot. Here, take the papers."

"Great, Mr. Shyam, have

you done M. Com? - Yes."

'Mr. Raju, which degree is this ITUS?"

To fool people.

"Yes, actually, it's International

Talent..."

...of Ultimate Students... ITUS.

I've never heard anything about...

...a degree like this.

- You won't even hear about it.

Because this is a very

difficult course.

A very few number of students

are able to do it.

"You know, you have to

be very intelligent."

And I was one of them.

- That's strange.

"Hey, hey, this is my degree.

- This? - Yes."

This looks like the school leaving

certificate of some Marathi school.

Till where have you studied?

Till afternoon.

- What?

My father dropped me at

school in the morning.

And the whole school came

to drop me home...

...in the afternoon with

this certificate.

"Anuradha-ji, I want to

ask you a question."

What kind of business does

your company do because...

...of which our entire money

gets doubled in 21 days?

Sh*t.

That's a very intelligent question.

- Thank you.

"Yes, see, the foreign company

in which our company invests."

They double our money and

return it to us in 7 days.

"Oh, oh, I see. - Raju, let

us go directly over there..."

'Keep quiet, Babu-bhaiya."

"Are you satisfied, Mr. Shyam?

- Yes, sure."

The money of all the three

of you will be doubled.

'Not claps. Give me the money, money."

'Take this, the receipt is in this."

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