Phir Hera Pheri Page #4

That's fifty lakhs in this

and fifty lakhs in that.

It's 1 crore.

- Congratulations.

"That's it, in a few days from

now I'll make you millionaires."

I just want to be a husband.

I am telling you let's get him

married. We will take his money.

'- Ok, bye."

21 Days Later

"Hey Raju, then where is

your office located?"

'Hey, what's this? In this building?"

'Look at this, where is the office?"

Where is our money?

- This is just a ruin.

Where is the office?

"Hey move, there was a Laxmi

chit fund office over here."

'That board, where did it go?"

I myself am looking for that office.

'The office was here, right?"

"He was here even on that day. Where

is that girl, tell me fast."

"Hey brother, we have come here

to take our doubled money."

They said we'll get paid double

and gave us the job.

"Today when we came over here,

everyone had vanished."

What?

- What?

My head has started spinning.

I couldn't recognise her.

"Do not trust this Raju,

he will bankrupt us."

Don't give him the money.

"That's what I thought, that

girl was so innocent."

What did I know that she

will ditch us and go?

How can my Anuradha do such a thing?

"Hey, keep quiet, your Anuradha,

you scoundrel, jerk."

Why are you hitting me?

What have I done?

You are the biggest unlucky charm.

Because of you... But why

are you hitting me?

'Lt hurts, have both of you gone mad?"

"Here, take this, take this

and hit him on the head."

"You will double it, you will double

it now I won't spare you."

What are you doing?

You will double it?

"Anuradha is your sister,

where is your sister?"

Where is your sister?

Who is Anuradha?

"I don't have any sister? Where

is your sister, tell me?"

"Babu-bhaiya, what is

this you are doing?"

He is not Anuradha's brother.

If this is not Anuradha's brother

then she is Anuradha.

"Scoundrel, you've put

a false moustache?"

"Babu-bhaiya, this cannot

be my Anuradha."

He is a man. How can he be Anuradha?

'Hey, have you gone mad?"

'Babu-bhaiya, calm down."

"Babu-bhaiya, agreed that the

scoundrel Raju,"

lost our 30 lakh rupees.

But we still have our

house of 50 lakhs.

We still have a house.

'Oh God, I had forgotten about it."

We still have a mansion

worth 50 lakhs.

"Hey Raju, you scoundrel, you give

me the papers of the mansion."

Otherwise you will sell the

house as well. - Take it.

He can't be trusted.

Did you understand?

Why doesn't he speak?

"Hey brother, do we still

have this mansion?"

We had the mansion.

- What?

Does that mean you sold the house?

So hadn't you asked me from where

the remaining 50 lakhs came from?

"I will kill you. Babu-bhaiya,

hey Babu-bhaiya. Hey Raju."

Come on soon. Isn't there

petrol inside you.

Who is this?

'Hey, I struck a lottery."

'25 days are over, from today even..."

...I will be called a millionaire.

'Money has doubled. Hey Lord, I will..."

...even offer you double

number of coconuts.

Take this.

- What are you doing?

"Take this, all slavery

over from today."

Where are you going?

Have you come for the

job of a watchman?

'Hey you cook, go and call your master."

What call the master? I'm

the master over here.

'Hey lord, you are great!"

"Every one from the driver,

the gardener..."

...to the cook is rich in this house.

Raju brother must have doubled

your money as well.

Now even I want to take my double.

'Hey Raju brother, I have come."

Does this sofa belong to your father?

"It belongs to Raju brother,

Raju brother!"

Raju brother has gone bankrupt.

- What?

He sold this mansion to

me 25 days ago and left.

If I don't get my money

I'll surely die.

"Not here, go outside

and die on the road."

"Tell me where that Raju is,

or else I'll kill you."

I can tell only if you leave my neck.

"No, you tell me first otherwise

I'll kill you."

"Son, leave my neck, I'll tell you.

- Here."

Will you hit me?

'This shorty will hit me, is it?"

You will hit me? Now I will show you.

Do you know me? I have

robbed guns from...

I'll kill you with these

two antique guns.

'I won't spare you, I won't spare you."

Hey! Don't hold it like this. Hold

it like a cigarette or a pipe.

This is Baburao's style. You click.

"How is it?

- Yes, it's great."

Great? Then do I get the

role in your drama?

These clothes are bought

on rent. Take them off.

"On rent?

- Yes, so."

Your role in the drama is that

you are the father of the hero.

Father?

Who is dead. Now we will put

your photo on the stage.

That also with a plastic

garland over it.

Hey you! I'll hit you with a bucket.

You'll never ask for water.

Look at the riches of the bungalow

and at the queue for water.

Hey Shyam! Hey Raju!

Hey Smarty!

"Not smarty, Apte. Baburao

Ganpat Rao Apte."

'Hey you maybe Apte or Jhapte, don't..."

"...dry your clothes over here.

- It's wet, dear. Let me dry."

This is my balcony (Shift).

Night shift or day shift?

Are you new over here?

"No, it's old. But I

have just washed it."

That's why it's looking first class.

This is my balcony...

in front of my door.

It seems as if this place

belongs to your father?

Then what your father?

"Yes, my father has a big place

to stay in Kolhapur."

Then go and dry your clothes

in Kolhapur. Not here.

"Dear, if I dry my loincloth

in Kolhapur."

Then what will I wear over here?

Now should I burst you?

Do I look like a balloon to you?

That you will burst me?

I'll throw you down from here.

So I'll come up by the stairs.

Let me solve the problem.

Now I'll have to show you.

- I'll also show you.

What will you do?

- What will you do?

What will you do?

- I'll dry the loincloth over here?

"You don't know me. - What will

I do by knowing you, dear?"

Who are you?

- Then know me.

'Come on, Babu-bhaiya."

Hold me. He doesn't know me... hold me.

"Hit him hard. You hold me...

I'll not leave you, jerk."

Leave me... I will not spare him.

"Hey Tambi, have you seen that

Raju sir? - "

Who Raju?

"That... that, the one who had given

your boy a 1000 rupees tip."

To him.

- Who him?

'Yes, had he not given you 1000rupees?"

He is a fraud.

He gives you a tip of 1000 rupees

before drinking the tea.

"And after he drank it, he'll slap

you and take the money back."

He drinks tea also on loans.

Make 4 special tea. I'll just come.

I'll not leave that jerk.

I will give you 150 rupees.

150 for one that means

300 for 2 right?

A man buys a pair of shoes

whenever he buys it.

Don't make a fool of Kachra-bhai.

"Sir, it's made in Japan. - So sell

it in the Thief market of Japan."

"First the Laxmi fund has ruined

us, now you also ruin us."

'Come on take this, pull it."

'Don't fool with me, Babu-bhaiya."

I am getting late for the interview.

"There were 4 imported shoes, but

now not even one is to be found."

Yesterday night I hit Raju

with the shoes on his head.

It were there at that time.

"Hey Shyam! Take this, I have

brought the money for the..."

...bread for one time and money...

"...for the beer, for 2

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