Phir Hera Pheri Page #5

times for Babu-bhaiya."

So from where have you brought

this money for food?

What is money? It is just

the dirt on the hand.

Then you should have you

told me beforehand...

...I just had a good bath.

And I cleaned all the dirt.

Give me the bottle.

I have to go for an interview.

Has anyone seen my shoes?

You have to go for an interview?

- Yes.

Then you should have told

me before I would have...

sold our shoes after your interview?

You sold away my shoes?

- Nothing else was left to sell.

'Babu, brother this..."

It will tear... it will tear.

Your vest is already torn now what

will I wear beneath the suit?

Should I roam around with slippers?

Leave me... leave me...

see this poor guy.

Has he said a word? I sold

his watch and golden specs?

Did the poor guy say any thing?!

He didn't right?

You sold the watch?

You sold my brief?

"You jerk, I'll sell

your vest and brief."

Will you give me your vest? Take this.

Your bottle fell down. What tell me?

Now say. Now say. What will

you do with a watch?

As it is your time is bad.

Jerk! Now your time

has come to an end.

'Babu-bhaiya, don't spare him."

"First you catch him, dear.

- Raju, scoundrel!"

You jerk! You sold off my watch.

I'll not give you food.

- Your food.

You'll not give me food?

You hit me? You hit me? He

hit me. This jerk hit me.

Maratha man has woken up!

"Babu, come, come. Babu, come.

Murder him, Babu, murder him."

Hey! You leave me... leave me.

Hey! Leave my ears! Leave my ears.

This is my nose... this is my nose.

Leave me... leave me...

'Babu-bhaiya, a girl has come."

When did I say it is a boy?

'Babu-bhaiya, it is gone."

Get your spectacles corrected. She

has not gone. She is still here.

Your loincloth. - She has worn

a dress and not a lioncloth.

Your loincloth has come out.

"What are doing there?

The girl is here, wear your dhoti."

Changing. - Tie it tightly.

How are you?

How come you are here?

- I have come for the rent.

"What about rent, dear? Give whatever

you feel like giving, ok."

No! I have come to take the rent.

Then take it from Raju.

Are you the owner of this chawl?

"No, my father is the accountant

of this place."

Since he is not keeping well.

I have come to take the rent.

Give me 175 rupees.

'Yes, take this."

"Where did you bring this 1000

rupees from, you jerk?"

I'll buy my shoes from it.

Will you wear the shoes

over the towel?

He is not a beggar like

you. He has a suit.

I sold his suit and got this money.

I don't have a change of 1000 rupees.

So let's go out and have a coffee

will get the change done.

No need for that.

Listen Rekha-ji... Seema-ji... Meena-ji.

I'll get the change for you.

That jerk sold my suit!

"That jerk has sold my watch,

my golden specs."

I'll not leave him. Now see.

'Yes, beat him. Don't spare him!"

Listen to me... listen to me.

We'll have a coffee together.

'Sister, just give me this..."

Break his skull... break

this jerk's skull.

Where is my suit? Where

is my one-piece suit?

I will get you a 2 piece one. Sit

in the swimming pool with it.

Thief. - You are a thief.

- Break his head. - - Hey Babu!

Go and bring my suit. Or else

I'll break your skull.

"Don't be mad Shyam, I'll get

hurt with that vessel."

Shyam hit him. Hit and

break his skull.

"Babu-bhaiya, he hit you. Hit him.

- He did!"

What 4000? When I sold you

this suit you gave me 1000.

Now 4000? 300o/o profit?

"Yes, so I have spent extra over it.

- What expenses?"

It didn't have buttons

so I got buttons on it.

And rats had bitten it

so I got it stitched.

It was so dirty so I

got it dry cleaned.

"See, brother if you want

it for 4000 then take it."

It's strong.

5000 rupees?

'Hey sir, come here."

I gave you my 12 number shoes.

And you gave me 150 rupees.

And he gave you a small pouch

and you gave him 5000 rupees?

Why this discrimination?

That was not a pouch of nuts.

- Then what?

That's cocaine. It's the

business of drugs. Drugs.

So should you turn the heroine

bald and sell her in junkyard?

'Not bald, heroine, drugs, understood?"

Drugs?

- Yes.

'Hey, you are very naughty."

Come on give me this suit.

- Take it in 4000 if you want.

You'll get to know when

I inform the police.

The man who gave this item right

now is a policeman himself.

Then fine. I will tell

the military people.

'Scoundrel, drive slowly."

I'll blast that jerk with bomb.

Let me get him once.

Make the 'pani puri' sweet.

Give me spicy snack.

Catch that jerk!

"He should not run away! You have

fallen in my hands, I won't leave you."

Come inside.

Look there!

Do one thing. Take this money. Those

men are coming. Give them to drink.

I have given my heart out.

I have given my heart out.

Love is in the air.

Love is in the eyes.

Keep my heart in your

heart carefully.

I have given my heart out.

I have given my heart out.

The walk is quivering.

And even the sight is quivering.

My love will make you unaware.

There might be many lovers of you.

But you will never find one like me.

Why do you hide your eyes

from me like that?

It is difficult for you

to escape from me.

My beloved!

Magic is mesmerising.

I have given my heart out.

-

Give me my money...

Love is in the air.

Love is in the eyes.

Keep my heart in your

heart carefully.

I have given my heart out.

Why don't you guys understand?

She is a bar girl in the dance bar.

I myself have shaken a leg

with her. I'm telling you.

She is a girl from a good family.

Nice girl. She can't be a bar dancer.

If you don't believe me then

why don't you come with me?

I don't go to these kinds of places.

"Babu-bhaiya, you come with me.

- No way. - Come."

I'll not go with him.

First he takes anywhere and

then he gets me into trouble.

You do one thing you go.

You go alone.

And if she is in there then pull

her ears and bring her out.

"Hey! Don't pull her ears, Raju.

She is very delicate."

You go.

She took away the whole shop

and you are after her ears.

"What is this? I am feeling

hungry, God."

'Brother, how much is this banana for?"

20 rupees a dozen. 20 rupees.

- And without the skin over it?

'Brother, take it if you want."

How much money do you have?

- 5 rupees.

Give it. Give. Take this.

What happened?

- I didn't find her.

I had told you that

you won't get her.

Since yesterday the

ladies bar is closed.

The government has kicked

out all the ladies.

"Give me the banana, I am

feeling hungry."

What?

Spectacled uncle.

What?

I am very hungry. Give me one banana.

'Dear, don't cry like this."

You are hungry and you

want to eat a banana?

Shyam! Give your banana. The

child is feeling hungry.

"Are you a human or something

else? Yes, eat!"

"Uncle, give me one more.

- Take this."

'I am still hungry, uncle."

"Take this also, dear.

- Thank you uncle."

From where did he come from?

You scoundrel! You swindled my money!

Don't hit me with the stone.

Look! Look!

'I am a gardener, not a rogue."

He has not given back my money.

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