Phir Hera Pheri Page #6

Beat him! Beat him!

"Yes, I am the driver, driver.

He has not given my salary."

Beat him up! Catch him!

"One minute! One minute!

Yes, yes, I know."

Don't beat me. I told

you give me a minute.

I don't have the money.

I... I... I had invested that money.

That company... let it be...

what can I do...

...when the company has

eloped with the money?

It is not my fault. That company

eloped with all my money.

I am in such a bad state.

And you are asking from me?

I beg for food. I feed both of them.

My condition is so bad. You

scoundrels! Have some shame!

Have fear of God!

"Everything is a loss.

- Yes, everything is a loss."

Not even a single penny is left.

Don't touch my brother. You should

have told me before that...

Only if you people allow me to say.

My boss is so humble.

If you go to him and...

...tell him about your loss he

will give you 10-20 lakhs more.

There is nothing to

worry about. Do come.

Oh God we are saved!

Left turn.

'Enough, enough, come, come."

'Hey, hey, slowly, slowly."

'Hey, why is it so dark over here?"

After this there is brightness

and only brightness.

"Is this a home or a gun factory?

Greetings, bhabhi-ji."

Shut up! What nonsense are you doing?

What do you tease another woman?

She is a maid and not a bhabhi.

"Sir, sir, sir, these people

are those... those."

'Hey bhai, what are you doing?"

Hey put the gun aside.

They have called you inside.

"Come, come, sir. You

are very generous."

Come. All the three of you come.

'Seth-ji, these are those 3 jerks."

'Seth-ji, this jerk fooled me!"

These three people have

swindled your money.

Shoot the three of them and spare me.

"Hey, he is lying, he,

he told us that if..."

"...we come to you, you

will give us our money."

He is absolutely lying!

'Quiet, be very quiet, you people..."

...have swindled Tiwari sir's

money. I will kill you.

"Remove the beetle nut from

your mouth and speak, man."

"He already has a beetle nut

in his mouth, he lisps."

'Hey, what are you whispering?"

We can't understand

what you are saying.

The thing is that there

is no subtitle below.

Listen! Don't try to act smart.

You're back answering?

You're back answering? I'll blast...

...your head and break your nose.

"We people eat Chinese,

we don't understand it."

Give twenty kicks?

- Twenty kicks?

Give twenty lakhs.

- How will you kick him 20 times?

"Not kicks, I'm saying 20 lakhs,

20 lakhs, hey 20 lakhs."

It doesn't look good.

- They will beat us. Keep quiet!

'Not 20 kicks, 20 lakhs."

I will explain. I will explain.

"Oh, God, I'll give it.

Hey, you get ready."

I will remove my slippers

and give you 20 kicks.

'Smarty, don't you understand?"

What were you saying after

removing the slippers?

I had told you that I'll give

you 20 kicks in the brain.

20 kicks. Give me Tiwari's money.

'One minute, quiet, quiet."

You people are blabbering since when.

Give me my money now itself.

Oh God! His master is a bigger

lisper than him as well.

'Hey, shut up, scoundrel, quiet!"

Otherwise I'll blow

you with a cannon.

Where are my 20 lakh rupees?

Where are my 20 lakh rupees?

'Okay, okay, the 20 lakh rupees?"

That we already swindled.

Are you trying to imitate me?

I'll blow you away!

"Hey, hey, I lisp since

the time I was born."

Even my father used to lisp.

My grandfather was a singer

in an orchestra.

"What are you saying? Speak

clearly, speak clearly."

He's saying that he used to sing...

...in the orchestra. He used to sing?

"I swear on my mother, I've

seen his father and..."

...his grandfather singing over there.

"In the orchestra. I've

seen it, I promise."

"My heart keeps on singing,

you are my destination."'

You lisp and even I lisp

so we are relatives.

"Hey Raju, hey Shyam,

listen carefully."

You have swindled the

money of my relative.

"Scoundrels, return it

or else I'll kill you."

I have told them. They will

give you. I'll leave then.

'Hey, where do you think you're going?"

Just turn around and see.

"Hey, where is his head?

- Look on the first floor, brother."

Hey my jerks!

Go to their house and get whatever

you can from their house.

"Their briefs, their vests,

get everything."

'Stop, stop, stop!"

Why did you stop the car? Do

you stay in this building?

"No, no. I don't stay in this

building. I stay in the gutter."

In the gutter?

'I want to urinate urgently, please."

'Come on, go home and do it."

It will leak out at

home then. Let me go.

I will do it in the gutter.

My kidney is spoilt.

'Hey Raju, you have a kidney disease?"

Why didn't you tell me till today?

"Didn't he tell you, brother? Let

him go, he will do it here only."

His kidney is spoilt.

What if he runs away?

- Why will I run away? Am I mad?

These two are with you.

I won't run away.

'Hey, so will you mortgage us?"

'Empty fast and come back, come soon."

'Go, go, go fast Raju, go, go."

He is a very noble human being.

"Raju, come fast.

- Scoundrel mortgages..."

...us to go and urinate.

"This kidney disease is

a very bad thing, man."

Have water 10 times

a day. Go 20 times.

More than half your life is

spent inside the bathroom.

'Hey, why hasn't he returned as yet?"

He must have run away.

I think that his kidney has

suffered from a heart attack.

He must have fallen somewhere.

I'll pick him up and bring him over

here. - What if you don't come back?

How will I run away? Why will I run?

Babu-bhaiya is there with

you as a mortgage.

What is this do you

think that I'm the...

...'Mangalsutra' of the

neck to mortgage me?

He mortgaged me to go and urinate.

And you are mortgaging

me for heart attack.

"What do you think? He'll

run away, he'll run away."

'Hey, both of you also go with him."

I'll go and get him. Raju!

"Come on!

- Let me go, man."

Bad times have come.

First there was heart

attack in the heart.

Now heart attack happens

in the kidney as well.

"Quiet, quiet.

- Okay, fine."

Why haven't these people

come back as yet?

"Yes, now it's my turn,

I'll go and see."

"Quiet, do you think I'm mad?

You sit over here."

Both of us will see and come.

- Yes.

'Hey goons, come here."

Who will lock this car? You shouldn't

leave it open like this.

'What if I run away, isn't it?"

"Okay, okay, fine.

- Yes."

What is this? He has kept

the window open and gone!

"Babu-bhaiya! Babu.

- Hey, a pickpocket."

Why do you shout so much?

- Come fast.

'No, I cannot come, they have left..."

...the car for me to take care of.

He will feel bad. I cannot come.

"Hey man, make him understand.

- Come on, man."

"It is locked, how will he come?

- This is how a lock opens."

Come on.

"Look, no one should come to

know where we are going."

Otherwise the goons

will come behind us.

'Now don't worry, I've told everyone..."

...that we aren't going to Kolhapur.

"Do a thing, you all proceed,

I'll join you."

But where are you going?

"I have to give Rekha,

Priya and Vimla money."

That's why I will have to go.

But from how many women

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