Phir Hera Pheri Page #13

Lets go to the enquiry.

We will do it there.

"Sir, his child is lost.

- Yes. - What?"

What's the child's name?

Baburao.

- Baburao.

But that is my name. I should

have worn 2 of them.

"Open it, open it. - I am opening it,

Babu. - Give. Give."

My loincloth is too small.

I should worn a bigger loin cloth.

Where has Gandhi-ji disappeared

from this 500 rupee note?

How did Gandhi-ji get

hair on his head?

This is a multi-star cast note. There

is Shahrukh and Amitabh on them.

They all are fake. What are

you doing? - Let me think.

'Now what will we do, Raju?"

Listen to me. I know that there

are fake notes in this.

You both know that there are

fake notes in this. - Yes.

But they don't know that there

are fake notes in this.

"We will have to tell them, right?

- Please keep quiet!"

Do one thing. Put them all Come on!

"Tiwari, come. Money, money.

Come, come."

Did you get 40 lakhs?

"Did you get the girl?

- Girls? - Yes, girls."

"First give me 40 lakhs, then

I will send the girls."

First give us girls then

I will give you money.

"First, you give me girls.

- You buy girls!"

We are not buying them. Sometime

with them. We are taking...

Let it be. I will handle it.

"I made a mistake, sister. Sorry.

You take her and go."

Shameless guy! Come on.

Did you get the girls?

His whistle is also like him.

They have come.

Are we blind? We can also see.

She has come.

- Fine.

'Smarty, give the money!"

'First, you send the girls."

Go!

Take this. - Not me. You

have to give it to him.

"Dear you take it, we will

take care of the girls."

You are elder. Go! He is our man.

How are you?

0937He must have fallen somet

it be. What are you doing?

Come fast. Did they do anything?

Take this?

- These are full 40 lakhs.

"This is not the full amount. It

must be hundred, two hundred more."

Seth-ji! I have got the goods.

He is selling my goods.

This is too good. We

got wealth and guns.

'Here, your children should be fine."

Hey! He sells fake goods.

Keep quiet!

You have given me all

fake notes in the bag.

You will come to know that there

are fake notes inside.

"You won't spare me. Right? You are

a very dangerous person, right?"

What did you say?

Hey you! You take my sir's real

stuff and give us fake in return.

I will hit you with this slipper.

Raju! See the goods are there.

Give me 40 lakhs or

else I will kill you!

Give me my stuff back.

- From where will I give you?

What will I do? I am helpless.

Should I kill him? Get Babu-bhaiya

out from there.

There is only one way.

"The real stuff is in the car.

- Take it, run!"

- Give me the bag.

Hey heroine! Hey red riding hood!

"Your pajamas are torn, your pajamas

are torn. - Where is it torn from?"

You go there.

They have got me exhausted.

Search for him.

"There is no circus here.

- I know, don't teach your pop."

Hold the hand.

Are you out on a stroll?

You?

- Joker... we are jokers.

We will go inside the circus.

And dance and sing.

Scoundrel! Lmitating me?

"No, I do not imitate. I am

a lisp since childhood."

My father was also a lisp. My would

be child will also be a lisp.

Did your father sing

in the orchestra?

Yes. Yes.

Which song he used to sing?

I sing...

- Yes!

My heart keeps on singing.

You are only my destination.

Yes. Yes. - No. No. No.

His father used to sing something

else. Which song is it?

Kohl. Kohl.

'My black, black eyes."

'Kohl, my black, black eyes."

"Enough, enough, go inside,

dance and sing. - Come on."

"Joker, your loincloth

has fallen down."

You wear it. Catch him! The bag!

Run fast!

Give the bag!

Shut the program!

See that!

Gorilla! I will have a banana.

Let me take it man.

What happens if I took a banana?

'What are you doing 'ooh, ooh'?"

Do you know me?

Shut up! Don't glare at me.

Come out if you have the guts.

Gorilla!

Thank you. Thank you.

"Brother! Brother! - Shut up!

What brother, brother?"

Why are you so scared?

Do I look like a gorilla?

"The gorilla is behind you, bhai.

- Shut up!"

If he is behind then am I scared

of him. I have seen many of them.

Move it.

Look at the sky.

The sky.

Come on. - Hey they have run away.

Here.

You fooled me.

Why are you asking for your

stuff from old people?

'Babu-bhai, you go. You rest."

Baby.

- Aunty.

I am coming up.

"God, how did I come from

the stall to the balcony?"

Come. You black bull! Hold this.

Catch him!

Kachra!

Cock-a-doodle-do.

Cock-a-doodle-do?

"Yes, Abdul uncle was saying he has

kept something in cock-a-doodle-do..."

That means the diamonds are

- Come.

"Shyam, diamonds!

- Diamonds?"

Diamonds are in that

cock-a-doodle-do train. There.

Leave me!

Diamonds in the cock-a-doodle do?

Diamonds are there I got them!

You came with the pouch

like a Superman.

Leave all that. Who pushed me?

- Not me.

Hey run!

'One, two. One."

Catch him!

I am coming up!

Don't leave him. Catch him.

Give me diamonds.

"Raju, catch this bag. - Not the

bag. Babu-bhaiya, hold the bag."

Why did you come here?

I was coming.

You hold the diamonds.

I will save Babu-bhaiya.

Leave me!

You want diamonds.

Catch it.

Why are you sitting on my goods.

Go on the swing!

"Hey Babu-bhaiya, give me

your hand. Don't get scared"

Get in.

'Raju, save me."

I'll hit you. Get me out!

- Elder brother!

How come you have become so heavy?

Who is this?

'Hey Babu, keep holding."

'Hey, my pyjama is coming out."

'Hey hold me, hold me, hold me!"

Should I leave your hand?

"Hey, Shyam, I'm feeling tired

now. My hands are paining."

You give me your leg.

- If you leave my hand then I will...

'... kick you with my legs, look."

'You have strong legs, eh?"

'Get hold of this scrap dealer, Babu!"

Hold him! Pull him!

"Babu-bhaiya, hold on tight,

don't slip now."

"Don't leave me, I'll give you money

as much you want, don't leave me."

Don't leave.

What will I leave him?

"You are creating so much fuss

for a single banana, man!"

Hey the diamonds!

You are coming towards...

"...me!

Hey, is this a bridge?"

"No, no, no. I had a banana

so he's following me."

If I take the diamonds he'll

come till my house.

"Brother, let's make a compromise.

- Diamonds!"

I've got diamonds and my booty too.

I've got diamonds and my booty too.

You bulls!

I've got diamonds after all.

You lispy!

I won't leave you.

Do you know who I am?

'Hey, I didn't, I didn't your 'kurta'."

I'll tear your 'kurta'.

I'll tear everyone's clothes.

Tear!

Tear clothes!

You tear. Why aren't you tearing?

Remove them!

'You tore my pants! - Hey, police!"

"Come on, come on. - Sir, sir,

those two men..."

"...have drugs in their bags.

Catch them, catch them!"

Those in the middle. In the middle.

'Come on, come on."

'Give me my booty. - Come dear, come."

'Come on, run. - Come on, come on."

"Hey, you lisp person! - Let

Babu-bhaiya sit. - I am sitting."

'I saved by my skin, Lord!"

Now until Raju and Shyam don't come...

...l'll take a nap.

"And after getting up,

I'll kill Munna next door!"

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