Pigs Page #7

What did I tell you

about f***ing with my money?

What are you talking about?

If my bet's no good

because you opened up your pansy trap,

I swear to Christ I will knock

the living piss right out of you

- Big Eddie

- Don't give me that sh*t, b*tch!

Miles:

Am I interrupting something special?

Word is, big mouth here

f***ed up your sh*t with the "X" 'cause he likes her

Yeah, well, Benny

didn't f*** up anything,

it just didn't work out

- Big Eddie:

Well, superhero

Then it looks like your pal Cleaver

will be owing me some money

Miles:

Looks like it

Yeah

You all right?

Yeah Thanks

Listen, Benny

Between pulling your daggers

out of my back

and being assaulted by girls,

I've had some time to think

I guess I haven't exactly

treated women like gold in the past

So I kind of understand why you did

what you did Again

But remember what I said

and I meant it

I'm trying to get her back

Oh, give me a f***ing break

Honestly He's apologized

to Wendy

He stopped big Eddie

from beating me up

He's not even

hanging around Cleaver anymore

It's like he's on some sort of 12-step

do-gooder program or something

Hmm

Listen Before any of this stuff happened,

he told me he loved you

I didn't believe him then

but I do now

He really did throw out

all those pictures and diaries

I sort of, fished them out

of the dumpster

Oh, Ben

Wendy? Hi

Hi

You don't remember me I'm Ben

Ben

Uh Miles's roommate

Oh

We've talked on the phone

a couple of times I

Yeah, yeah, of course

It's nice to finally

talk to you face to face

- I'll be right back

- Okay

Hey, hey Gabrielle,

come on, wait a second

You know if you keep hitting this button

people are going to think you're trying to leave

So when do you start healing lepers?

I'm working my way up

What are you doing here,

what's this about?

Actually, I used to spend

a lot of time here doing this

when my grandfather was dying

Oh by the way,

I really liked your pie

- Really?

- Yeah, it was amazing

Well, thank you

Pie

So, are you going home

right after exams?

Um, no, I'm sticking around

for the weekend

Do you maybe want

to catch a movie or something?

Sure

I don't know what to think anymore

Look, exams start in three days,

and I don't want to risk

never seeing you again

Meet me tonight

Meet me tonight at our spot

I must be crazy

All right, so I'll call you

tomorrow night

Okay

You know what?

I'm not sure if it matters anymore,

but I completely forgot to give Miles

your letter

My letter?

Yeah, the one you gave to Cleaver

to give to Miles

Because he wrote you the apology

Apology? I don't think so

Hi

I was afraid

you weren't going to show

I wouldn't miss this

for the world

Oh It is so f***ing on

Cleaver:

Oh yeah

Ooh! Boobies!

What the f***? What?

F*** off!

Boobies!

What the fu

Gabrielle:

Gotcha

So Shall I call the ambulance?

Why do you need an ambulance?

'Cause you're going to need one

if you don't got my money

Okay, okay I'll admit,

okay, this is looking a little grim right now

But, you know, Miles could turn this

whole thing around okay?

I mean, he could change

this whole angry mob scene

into one great big beautiful orgy

He can He will

Please

# I hate girlfriends

# you can't be my girlfriends

# Hookers

# You can be my girlfriend

if you give me freebees

# Girls

# You can have my kid

# As long as I don't see it

# Hey, as long as you know

# I hate girlfriends

# They can't be my girlfriends

# Oh, I hate girlfriends

# Just not my girlfriend

# But you can be the ride of my life

# The sun in my moon

# Just not my girlfriends

# Can't be my girlfriend

# I hate girlfriends

# Whoo!

# Whip those out

# Give them some breathing room

# Why the hell would you strap them down?

# Whip those out!

# Off come the panties first

# Followed by the bra

and then we're talking

# Yeah, we're talking

# Now, we're bangin'

# But we don't have to talk

# I prefer it if we don't

# But them clothes can still come off

# Don't tell me that they won't

# So please get naked

# You look better naked

# Now let's make it

# All the lovely panties

# Dropping to the floor

# Sweet back alley handies

# Ain't that what Rock is for?

# Less talking

# And more panty-dropping

# Less talking

# And more panty-dropping

# But if you have to talk

# I hope that it's to say

# Can I let these panties drop

# To that I'd say, yeah

# And I ain't faking

# Now all the chicks should get naked

# Buck naked

# Buck ass naked

# All the lovely panties

# Droppin' to the floor

# Sweet back alley handies

# Ain't that what Rock is for?

# Whoa-oa-oa-oa

# Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa...#

F*** off! All right?

Man:

Cut!

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