Pigs Page #6
It's exactly like that, a**hole
You had your fun and you don't care
who gets hurt
God, I can't believe I was so stupid
I can't believe I liked you
I can't believe I baked you a pie
Man:
You're going the wrong way, honey!
What just happened?
Some of your stats
coming back to haunt you there, Miles?
Not now, Ben
Yep, you love women, don't you?
You love the way they look
You love the way they f***
But as soon as you blow your load, that's it
The love affair's over, isn't it?
Okay, who blew their load?
Miles You got the "X"
Cleaver:
Miles and Xeropopolous sittin' in a tree
F- U-C-K-I-N "X"!
"X"!
Cleaver:
Don't leave me hangin' brother,give me the picture!
Okay, uh, well I looked into
those Chinese pandas
and I got some bad news
One of them turns out
to be a f***in' guy,
and the other one's been,
like, deported or something
'cause no one can seem to find her
- Cleaver
- Cleaver:
Okay, MilesWe're "T" minus two weeks
but we're still in pretty good shape
But, brother, honestly I think
you should have railed the "X" by now
Miles:
Gabrielle?
Yeah she has name,
it's Gabrielle It's not "X"
Okay Gabrielle
So when are we f***ing Gabrielle?
Miles:
Aw, Jesus Christ,don't, Cleaver Listen
It's over, it's over Take your contest
and get out, would you?
What are you talking about,
It's not over
No! Take it and get out
What the
Oh, this f***in' sucks
You want you want to piss away
a legendary stat quest
and all that
f***in' money for some tighty
that's your call
Man, what happened to you?
You used to be cool
F***! And take that f***in' smirk
off your face, man
Cleaver:
F***! F***! F***! F***! F***! F***!
I'm going to assume this sabotage
is all you're doing?
She's going to find out
about you sooner or later
Miles:
I love her, Ben
Please
Miles:
I love her
Ben:
You don't even know what that is
Oh, and you do Huh?
Cleaver told me about
the crush you have on her, man
It's obvious But here's a shocker,
she's not interested in you
And no matter how much
of my cologne you steal,
or how much you swifty up your look,
you'll always be you
And you know what?
I'll always be me
You're so f***ing conceited
Miles:
Ben, she's out of your league
And you know what, the sooner you realize that,
the happier you'll be
- Hey, listen, Gabby, about last night
- Don't bother, Miles
No, listen, I have this whole speech planned,
just let me get through it Okay?
Oh, and did that girl help you write it?
Miles:
Look she was just someonethat I dated once,
but there was no chemistry
so we didn't date again
But she just sleeps in your bed
when you're not there
You don't believe me, do you?
Gabrielle:
I don't know
Listen, I'm not seeing anyone else
I don't want to see anyone else
I don't want you seeing anyone else
Miles, my ex-boyfriend
was a player
He was cheating on me the whole time
we were together and I had no idea
I don't need another guy like that
I'm going to regret this
No you won't
Miles:
Hello? Hello?
Hello?
Who was it?
They hung up
Ben, I think you're a really great guy
And I like you a lot
Just not more than a friend
You don't even know Miles
I know enough
What about Wendy?
He explained Wendy
And you're okay with that?
Ben, all I care about is what goes on
with Miles and I from this point forward, okay?
We'll still be friends?
Okay
Okay, listen Ben
We've been buds all year, right?
And I hate losing friends over girls,
'cause nine times out of ten
it ain't worth it
Generally speaking
I think you're a good guy, I do,
and that's why I'm not too proud of the things
I said to you the other day
But I think you had it coming
for that stunt you pulled
Okay, that's about as mushy as I'm going to get
so you can take it or leave it
All right, now don't get
all fruity on me
Where you headed?
Dumpster, then laundry
You need anything thrown out?
- No
- No? Okay I'll see you at dinner
Miles:
Oh, and Ben?
I really do love her
Man:
Miles, you f***ing cockWhere's my f***ing money?
Miles:
F*** you
Ben:
I'm sorry, but,I thought you had to know
It's a game He's trying to f***
the entire alphabet and you're the "X"
Gabrielle:
I can't believe this
Miles:
Silvio, I thinksomething died in your room
- Silvio:
Huh?- Miles:
Yeah It's not rightIt's so not natural
Your room, my eyes, they're bleeding
Silvio:
Nice underwear, f*ggot
Hey, Gabby, wh
You little f***er
Don't blame him, you evil prick
- Now listen, Gabby it's not
- You want to f*** an "X"?
Gabrielle:
You go f*** a xylophone!Wait! Gabby, wait, Gabby
Miles:
Look, Gabby, I can explain
- It's Gabrielle to you, a**hole
- Okay, fine, Gabrielle
It's not what you think, Okay?
My feelings for you are real
Those other girls,
they didn't mean a thing to me
Oh, that's nice
I'm sorry, but it's true!
Look I threw out all those photos and diaries
to get rid of my past, for you
Then why were they in your drawer?
I don't know I mean, Ben must have
fished them out of the dumpster
F***in' weasel!
No, look, okay before I met you,
I didn't know I was such an a**hole
Okay? But I've never met
a girl like you
You're different
than any girl I've ever met
You've made me want to change
Okay, no, Gabby
God, Gabby, please
I am begging you,
give me another chance
I'm not the same guy
that did all that stuff
When I hear you talk like that,
it makes me want to puke
You're a pig All men are pigs
So do me a favour and leave me
the f*** alone
CMFU campus radio
on the all request hour
I'm sending this one out as a special request
to our buddy Miles
who's in a real bad place right now
# I can't believe that I've found
all I wanted
# In you...
You can say "I told you so"
whenever you want
# I haven't done what I have to do
Miles:
Can I come in?
No
Miles:
Is she here?
No
Miles:
Would you tell me if she was?
Fran:
No
Miles:
Come on, let me just
Look, you even try getting in here,
I'll cut your f***ing dick off
Okay, fair enough
#... to you
# How many times
# Will I say that I'm sorry
# How many times
# Will I say that I'm sorry
Hi, uh Gabrielle Xropoleus?
Fran:
Thanks
What are you doing?
The door's open
Yeah, um, Wendy the "P"
she, uh she gave me that
to give to Miles,
but since I ain't talking to him,
you give it to him
We're not exactly
on speaking terms, either
Really, why not?
You know Miles, he's just
going through a weird thing right now
Yeah, no f***in' sh*t
I mean that guy's been hoinking chicks
left and right all year,
and now he's pussying after some chick
he hasn't f***ed yet?
Come on
Doesn't make sense
It's always sad when one
of the great ones retire, eh, Ben?
Let's just hug it out
It'll be okay
Be strong
Big Eddie:
Give me my f***in' money, man!
Cleaver:
F*** off!
Ben:
"Dear Miles, I want you to knowI appreciate the letter you wrote me
Of course I accept
your apology"?
- Big Eddie:
Hey- Hey!
- F*** face
- Big Eddie, how's it going?
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