Piranha Page #2

I love the welcoming committee around here.

I assume that's technical equipment too?

Yes, Sam! Give those back.

C'mon.

According to the epicentre coordinates...

we need to go... here.

Okay.

It's about 20 minutes out.

Ready when you are.

Alright.

So you don't see many women working law

enforcement out here in cowboy country.

You see a lot of cowboys though.

Yeah, Sure.

Kelly!

Jake!

Who exactly are you babysitting here?

Well, it's a ...

It's a funny story actually, I...

I say tit!

You say eat!

Tit!

- Eat tit!

Look at those idiots.

It's a... terrible.

Sandrat!

Hey! Sandrat!

I'm talking to you.

Where the hell have you been?

SANDRAT!

Hello!

We got these girls souped up.

We're ready to roll!

I'm docking your paycheck!

C'mon! Let's go.

Okay!

Now I see what you've been

scouting in the last 15 minutes.

Well! Kelly it's nice to see you.

I know you gonna get going.

Kelly! Kelly.

Hi! I'm Derrick Jones.

Hi!

You know this guy?

Jake!

"Jake is my boy"!

Jake is the man with the plan!

The inside, the knowledge!

Yeah wait!

Those girls aren't with you,

are they?

Yeah! why? Are you into girls?

No, I'm just showing him around town...

ya know just all the hot spots.

Jake, jake, jake...

The job is called location scout and...

Kelly you should come with!

Today we're gonna be making movie history.

No! She's got other plans already.

Kelly do you like champagne?

I... I love champagne,

actually I love...

No, no, no! Wait a second!

I would love come on your boat Derrick,

thank you.

I mean...

Someone have to keep an eye

on the man with the plan here.

Right! Sand RAT!

C'mon, c'mon...

Let me... let me help you aboard.

Why! Why...

Hey! Todd, That's Kelly.

Hi Kelly! baby.

What happened to...

ya know hanging with us today?

Is that your boyfriend or something?

- No, no, no

He's just some guy from the school,

someone whom he said to have

backstage passes when he actually doesn't.

Have a good day Todd!

- C'mon Kelly!

Go on, have a T-shirt.

What the f***?!

That's Derrick Jones...

Is it Jake Forrester?

Oh... f*** me...

Alright! We are off to shoot some wild porn...

royal like with these "Wild Wild Goddesses" !!

But we will see you all...

"Wild Extravaganza"!!

We told Dave we would stay in the house.

We told Jack that we'll stay home.

I told him I'd fish.

I can't if there aren't any.

The lake too busy!.

C'mon! Sand Island is really close.

I should've brought my trombone.

No way! Girl! Sunbath or something.

Well when I become a rock star...

see if I like you be in one of my groupies.

Give me a break dude!

You PLAY the trombone!

Alright ladies here we go...

a little bubbly!

- Thank you.

Here you go!

Finest's your... Shinaz has to offer.

You're kidding.

Here we go... yeah!

Drink up. Crystal.

Yeah!

Join and cheers!

Cheers!

To our newest ''Wild Wild" Number.

You are beautiful.

That's why we came here.

Derrick wants to capture innocence.

It's all about innocence.

Just like her.

Alright! Derrick's just making his play.

He might as well ask me out to breathe.

Show a girl a camera and she WILL perform.

It's like a law of physics.

I've seen that guy charm the pants off a lot of ladies.

She's not messing up your party! Is she?

Like I care. She's not my girlfriend.

Oh! And...

I'm.. This is great. I'm having a great time...

We're... going wild...

I'm... going wild.

Hey, Jake! How far is this place?!

C'mon!

Yeah, yeah we're almost there!

So speaking of going wild?

You haven't seen anything yet.

Jake!

Jake.

Yeah?

Jake!

Why don't you put it somewhere...

Anyway you want.

Crystal! He's not even legal.

Hey, what's up guys?

Jake! Close that door! You're ruining our shot!

C'mon sandrat! Get with the program here.

Here they come, here they come!

Here come's my nymphs.

Oh my god!

Here we go!

Check it out!

The fish with boobies.

If fish looked like that! I would f*** fish!

I would only f*** fish!

Here we go...

Looking good ladies.

You like this right? Jake?

You're the one that should be paying us today,

not the other way around.

Zoom in. Zoom, zoom, zoom...

Get that ass.

Look at these Goddess of product...

b*tches. This is hot Andy!

This is so hot! This is what it's all about!

Beer, sun and naked honeys making out underwater!

Better than any aquarium YOU been to sandrat!

Uh... mom! Hey! Umm...

Mom?

What... what's going on out over there? Cuz...

Naked fishes!

Well then how come you didn't pickup the home phone?

Ya know! I've been trying to reach you.

Why? I... I...

I'm sorry we've just been outside.

But I... I can get them if you need me to.

- Crystal! spin around!

No, no that's okay.

Oh my god!

What?

Nothing, nothing it's just the...

It just the kids. They're...

Just pushed the tent outside and...

I... I...

It just really nice to see them...

to see them playing with each other.

Put you ass on the glass!

Yeah!

Your...cho...

Choucha!

Jake? Is someone there with you?

No, no, no. It's just the...

It's just the kids on the lake!

It's crazy here, you know how it is.

Honey, I do not want to Zane or Laura near the lake today,

Do you hear me?

Alright! Okay. We'll stay in and...

We'll watch some TV. Whatever's on okay!

Alright! I gonna go. Thank you so much for this.

I'll try really hard to be home early, okay?

Yeah. Alright, alright I love you.

Okay I gonna go!

Kelly?

Kelly, where are ya?!

Kelly?

Kelly?

Jake!

You just missed the rest of the big show!

There you go girls! Come on up!

Give 'em some towels!

Wow! Good work!

waste time for canoe.

I must've gotten my knots mixed up!

So you caught zero fish and you lose our only boat.

This sea is so full of accomplishment!

Jake is gonna kill us.

Somebody will see us.

Look! There's some boats just right over there!

Don't waste your time, they'll never see us.

They're way too far.

Hello!

Hello!

We need some help!

Hey!

We're over here!

Somebody please help us!

Look at the size of that!

What is it? A... a cavern system?

Looks to me like a subterranean lake.

Probably bigger then the one above.

You see that gap right there?

- Yeah?

Quake open that one up.

Now it's a

connecting passage.

A lake under a lake.

Sorry! It's still your jurisdiction.

That's right.

It's part of an old volcanic ridge all over this area.

That's the beauty of it.

We're gonna be the first ones to explore it.

You got it.

I don't know why you get excited over that crap.

All I ever see is rocks and sand.

You should probably warn them

that it's not pretty down there.

Tourists treat this lake like it's a gabbage can.

How you guys doing?

Sheriff said that it's a regular treasure trove down there.

So...!

I got debs on these spent bubbles,

bad body sprays and back issues of drugs.

I got debs on home appliances.

I got debs on missing college girls.

Oh my god.

This is the longest one I've ever seen.

Can you keep your mind on the task at hand.

It's at least 100 feet Novak!

Almost full visibility.

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