Piranha 3D Page #2

Let's go.

Now I see what you've been scouting last 15 minutes.

Kelly, it was great to see you, I know you gotta get going...

Hi Kelly, I'm Derick Jones.

Hi

You know this guy?

Jake? Jake is my boy!

He's the man with the plan! The insight, the knowledge!

Great. Those girls, they aren't with you are they?

Yes, why? Are you into girls?

No, I'm just showing him around town. All the hotspots, stuff like that.

The job is called location scout, and Kelly you should come with us.

Today we're gonna be making movie history.

No, she's got other plans already.

Kelly do you like champagne?

I love champagne, actually I love ...

I would love to come on your boat Derek, thanks.

Come on, let me... let me help you aboard.

Hey Kelly baby. What happened to hanging with us today?

Who's that guy? Is he your boyfriend or something?

- No, he's just a boy from school...

...who said he has back-stage passes, when actually, he doesn't!

Come on Kelly!

T-shirts for you.

What the f***.

That was Derick Jones!

Is that Jake Forester?

See you at 4 in wet t-shirt contest.

Dave, we have to talk about this

We told Jake that we'd stay at the house.

I told him that I would fish.

I can't if there are no fish.

The lake's too busy.

Come on. Sand Island is really close

I should've brought my trombone.

No way! "Be a girl and sunbathe or something!

When I become a rock star, just see if I let YOU be in my group!

Give me a break!

You play the trombone!

Here we go ladies... a little Champagne...

- Thanks

... the finest your gas station has to offer

Cheers!

to our newest 'Wild Wild Girl'

That's why we came here. Derick wants to capture innocence.

It's all about innocence

Just like her.

Don't worry. Derick's just making his play.

You might as well ask him not to breathe

It's the rules. Show a girl a camera and she WILL perform.

It's like a law of physics.

I've seen that guy charm the pants off a lot of ladies.

She's not messing up your party is she?

What do I care. She's not my girlfriend.

This is great. I'm having a great time.

We're going wild, I'm going wild.

Hey, Jake. How far is this place? Come on!

Yeah, yeah, we're almost there

Speaking of going wild...

you haven't seen anything yet!

Why not join us?

Hey, what's up guys?

- Close that door, you're ruining our shot!

Come on Sandrat. Get with the program.

Here they come, here they come. Here come my nymphs.

Oh my God!

Check it out! The fish, with boobies

If all fish look like that, I would f*** fish!

Looking good ladies. You like this, right Jake?

You should be paying us today, not the other way around!

Look at these goddess aquatic b*tches. This is hot Andy!

This is so hot. This is what it's all about

Beer, sun and naked hunnies making out under water!

Mum, what's going on there?

How come you didn't pick up the home phone?

I've been trying to reach you.

I was outside. I can go and get it if you need me to.

No, that's okay.

Oh my God!

What?

Nothing, just kids.

They're outside fishing...

... and it's really nice to see them ...

... playing with each other.

Put your ass on the glass!

Jake is someone there with you?

No, no, no. Just the kids on the lake.

It's crazy here. You know how it is.

Honey, I don't want Zane or Laura near the lake today, you hear me?

OK, we will stay home and we'll watch TV.

OK, I gotta go. Thank you so much for this

I'll try to come home early, ok?

Ok, ok. I love you. I gotta go.

Kelly?

Kelly, where are you?

Kelly?

Jake, you missed the rest of the show.

Let's go. Towels for the girls.

Wow! Great! good work. Way to tie up a canoe

I must've gotten my knots mixed up.

So you catch zero fish, and lose us our only boat.

Today is just full of accomplishments

Jake's gonna kill us.

Somebody will see us. See, there are some boats over there.

Don't waste your time. They'll never see us, it's way too far.

Hello!

Hello!

We need help!

We're over here!

Help us, somebody.

We're over here, help!

Woah! Look at the size of that!

What is it? A cavern system?

Looks to me like a subterranean lake.

You see this gap here?

-Yes.

The quake opened that up, now it's a connecting passage.

A lake under a lake?

That's right. I'm afraid it's still your jurisdiction.

This is part of an old volcanic ridge all over this area.

That's the beauty of it.

We're gonna be the first ones to explore it.

I don't know why you get s o excited by that crap.

All we ever see is rocks and sand.

I should warn them, it's not very pretty down there.

Tourists treat this lake like it's a garbage can.

How's it going down there?

Sheriff said that it's a real treasure trove down there

so I've got dibs on the old body spray, and 'Jugs' magazines

- I got dibs on home appliances.

- I got missing college girls

Oh my God!

This is the longest one I've ever seen.

Focus on the task.

At least 200 feet Novak

Almost full visibility.

You should see this. It's amazing!

Novak, do you hear me?

- Yes, copy that

You're about 90 feet to the entrance of the connecting cave

It looks like single file time

I'll go first

No, I should de the preliminary scout.

Anyway, you'll get us stuck!

Baby, I'm like an eel.

Electrical eel can get into small spaces that it is shocking.

That's weird

Here they are and they're splitting up

Is everything alright? I'm losing you a little bit here.

I'm getting a serious drop in temperature

it's at least 30 degrees colder.

You're probably at the mouth of the underwater lake

Do you see anything?

I'm entering the cave

Jesus!

It seems endless.

You gotta see this.

This is incredible

What do you see down there?

Something just bit me!

Yes, okay, I thought you like that kinda stuff?

Sam! Sam! Answer me!

Something's happening.

- What?

I don't know. Give me my flippers.

Oh my God!

Your body is a temple, and now it is time to thank the Gods.

Andrew, camera.

Come on you.

No, no, no.

No, thanks. I think I've already had too much.

Come on, don't you want to worship at a beautiful altar.

I know you prefer champagne, but you believe us,

you can trust Crystal.

Come on Derick, she said no.

No, she said 'no thanks', there's a difference.

She understands that gratitude is the right attitude.

Kelly, come on, trust us. It's never cheating

if it's with another chick!

Come on.

-Try.

Come on, it's fun

Have fun, do it! Everybody's doing it

You're not trying to take away her fun are you?

She's er... she's not my girlfriend.

Fine! I'll do it.

First you lick the salt

-ok

Here we go, come over here

Then you suck up the tequila.

You don't have to do it.

- I don't think we need any of your babysitting here Jake.

OK.

And to try with Jake and Kelly?

What?

- What?

I think not.

Come on guys, are we shooting porn today or not?

Lets make a decision

Thanks Crystal. Come Kelly.

Yes, and salt.

A little tequila.

Let's go.

Mr. Goodman?

Coming.

I'm coming, hold your horses

The store is closed

I want to know what the hell this thing is doing in my lake?

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