Piranha 3DD Page #2

No, I don't think so

I'm just going to go

Ashley is my best friend

I know she kinda of a slut

She's still in love with my

ex-boyfriend

I'm pretty sure she

also stole a pairs of

earrings that my grandmother

gave me before she dies

but we kinda like sisters

What is that?

Oh my God

We have to get off this thing right now,

hurry

Come on, Shelby

Come on Shelby

grab my hand

Alright, come on, I got you

Oh my God, come on

Oh my God

Quickly

Lets go, we're almost there

No, no, no

Come back Shelby

Come here

You going to have to jump

Come on

You going to have to jump

Let go

Hurry it's just a foot

Alright, I got you

Oh my god

-What is this thing?

-Maddy?

What the f*** is that?

-Oh my God

-Sh*t

-Is that a f***ing Piranha?

-My father

worked construction of a dam

they found fossil like this

when they first broke ground

-He gave me on my birthday

-I telling you man it was a Piranha

How did they get from

Lake Victoria to our lake?

That what we got to find out

What?

Look at us the cop and the marine biologist

I'm sorry but it sound

like a shitty sitcom

The cop and the marine biologist

You're still wet

A little, yeah

Can you open the door?

Kyle, Open the door

Just fooling around

It's funny

dick

Who are you? Why are you here?

Sir, we saw you on YouTube

You and 11,486,000 other people

I have 700 more hits than

the laughing diarrhea baby

We need your expertise

Mr. Goodman

Why?

We think they're back

Cross Lake isn't even connected

to Lake Victoria

The Piranha must be migrating

through underground lakes and rivers

I have studied this specimen

for almost a year

You evil

I think you might find this interesting

Okay, this is galvanized steel

like ordinary household plumbing

there we go

now with some incentive

-No, no, not the Frog

-Sorry

I sold out of puppies as a boy

Now I think this is

quite resourceful

watch

Now just something to grab

-You f***

-Barry, are you crazy?

-You almost lost a hand

-I had a pet frog once

-Come on, help me

-Really?

-Now, lets check some data

-What're you thinking?

These Piranha spent eons

living in underground

lake and rivers full of sulfur dioxide

from all the geothermal activity

that's how they

come back to spore

-They follow the rotten eggs smell

-Yes

Problem is sulfur dioxide is

commonly released during the

shipment of chlorinating water

So its inconceivable that the

fish could become confused

and to enter man-made drainage systems

especially with those shocking

abundance of back yard pools

Our water park drain

directly into Cross lake

That's like equivalent to thousands

of swimming pools

That would be a very bad thing

Did you tell anyone that this could happen?

I tried, but unfortunately

I lost some credibility after my last book

"Foretold Dreadful..

Plague of Walking Fish"

Oh thats right, you

wrote fish walk among us

I loved that book

This is really great

Well thank you

Thanks

Barry

You read a marine biology book?

Well I want to see what

you so interested in

Look guys, we got to check the drains

of the outflow pipe to the lake

tonight

I could get a dive team up here

of 10 people by tomorrow

No, that's too late.

The water park opens tomorrow

That place is going to be packed

if the fishes are getting through

the drain system

that would make Lake Victoria

look like an appetizer

Guys we got to get out there right now

Thank you so much for

your help Mr. Goodman

Thank you

-Thank you, sir, It's an honor

-Okay, be well

Take that laughing diarrhea baby

The two teen Ashley Sowerby

and Travis Mitchell

were reported missing this morning

after their van was pull out of

Cross Lake. No bodies were found

-Thanks for letting me stay here

-No, it was totally cool

How are you felling?

-A little better

-You don't seem any better

Hey what is it?

It just this stress of

the whole Ashley thing

Make love to me

-Please

-Right now?

Please Josh, right now

I think something is really

wrong with me

I feel a little bit better

I don't want to die a virgin

Josh, I want to be with you

Come inside me. I'll do what

ever you said after that

The outflow pipe down there

lead directly to the water park

I got to check them out

Considering how bad-crazy this is, right?

I got to take a look

I'll be quick

Look about what I'm

trying to say last night

Are you coming in?

Because I could really use a spotter

-What?

-I mean if you're

-It's okay

-No no I'm not scared

I can't swim

You work in the water park

and you can't swim?

What about all the beach parties in

high school or the parties at the park

You never

My god Barry, I totally would've

taught how to swim

I know, you seemed kinda

busy at the time

not a big deal

Toss me that torch light

Yes, I know, that is

what I said Chet

Chet Chet listen

I'll find you

Are you sure you want to do this?

No

You let her go in there alone?

-F*** off Connor

-Oh yes, Barry can't swim

Maddy

-Maddy

-Maddy

Dive, Maddy

No

-Sh*t

-Get out of the away, get back

-Are you okay?

-I think so

Yes

Don't worry, I wont break

-I'm sorry, I'm sorry

-No, It's ok

I like it. Keep going

-Oh god Shelby

-F*** me

Oh my God, yes

-Oh my God

-Oh my God

-Come on

-Oh my God

-Oh my God

-Something's wrong

-Oh my god

-Something's wrong

Almost there, almost there

F***

What the f*** is on my dick?

Oh my God

Oh my God

Damn, what's this?

Damn it

Oh my God

This is disgusting

Oh Jesus

Josh

I feeling a little better now, Josh?

Josh

Josh

I think I had an accident

Josh

Josh, what are you doing?

Oh my God

Josh

Josh

Josh

Josh

Josh

What the hell did you do to me?

You're going seventy

miles there buddy

Don't you have some place

else better to be?

-Like boning my step daughter

-I'll get to that

First thing first

-You're all good, for now

-Well you're looking for a raise?

With any luck your little

theme park is going

to take off and i'm going to

live off deputy salary forever

So, we're good here?

Yeah, did you check those

outflow pipe at the lake?

Maddy did

She almost got herself killed

How about the grades,

they're still intact?

Should be good, unless there

are another way in the park

-Like that boot leg weld you drilled

-Don't you worry about that

I do worry Chet

I'm the one protecting your unlawful ass

Let me tell you something

Why don't you worry keeping Maddy

and Johnny law off my ass

-I'll take care of my Water Park

-Okay

-Have a nice night deputy

-You too Chet

-Oh by the way

-What in the hell is this?

-I told you were speeding

-Are you shitting me?

Just doing my job

You're a crooked cop

What a night huh

So um..

You an Kyle, I guess you

get back together

No, definitely not

I don't think so, probably not

must be hard to make that decision

Kinda did, didn't I

Josh cut off his penis because

something came out of my vagina

Should we coming too short the

nurses are going to take you guys back

You guys can probably go

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