Piranha 3DD Page #4

Synopsis: Having awoken from their spring break extravaganza at Lake Victoria, the swarm heads upstream where they look to make a meal out of Big Wet, a local water park where when it comes to fun, nobody does it wetter! Though they came to get wet, get loaded and get some, the staff and patrons get more than they bargained for when they must face the fiercest, most bloodthirsty piranhas yet. Lead by the strong-willed, studious Maddy and her friends, Barry and Kyle, the trio must dive in and take on these man-eating creatures using every ounce of their being but can they be stopped?
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): John Gulager
Production: The Weinstein Co.
  2 wins & 5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
3.8
Metacritic:
24
Rotten Tomatoes:
13%
R
Year:
2012
83 min
$370,904
Website
784 Views


I always will

I thought you were gay

Really?

I have to get out of here

This is not my fault

-You f***ing slut

-Help me

Get off me

Hey yo, come over here

Hey man, look at my ass

-Holy sh*t

-What ever it is, just get it out

This is going to hurt. You ready?

One, two

Ahhhh...

Okay, come on, come on

we got to get to the pump

Sorry, kid

It's not my fault

Holy sh*t

Out of the way

Okay, listen, listen.

I want you to get all first aid

supply and bring them outside

Got it?

You got it? Go

I need first aid

-Maddy

-Help

Maddy, Maddy. Come here

-Help me

-I'm promise you I didn't know

-What are talking about?

-The well

Chet promised that he gives

me 35% of the profits

-If I turn a blind eye

-Just help me get out of here please

-I did not know it

-Help. Please

-Please just help me

-The park

-The park

-Please help me

Kyle, please

-I can't do this

-Please help me

No, no, don't don't

Please help me

-Maddy, where's Maddy?

-She's gone I couldn't save her

-Help me. Help me

-Maddy. Maddy

Okay

Be a man, Kyle

Maddy

This was a bad idea

Barry?

Save a Life. Save a life, Kyle

Need a hero?

I got you, oh my god

Get out of the pool

Oh my God

Medic

I need a medic

Maddy?

Maddy

No body munches something off Dave ass

Adios evil fish

How the hell did you

bought a shotgun leg?

The money I paid off socks

Hello

Maddy, you're not

going to believe this

I was right. They are evolving

They learning to walk

Yes, I know

David

-David, get away from that thing

-Mom, it's okay

It's slow on land

Oh my God

Little ginger moron

David Hasselhoff

FISH HUNTER:

Rivers fulls of sulfur oxide

Look guys we got to check the

drain outflow pipe...

Look guys we got to check the

drain outflow...

F*** me

Fish-hunter

Okay

Can we get a little tighter?

He's going to take his glasses off

Alright, either that or I'm going

to wait for the drums to come

do that

You ginger little moron

You..you ginger

-You little ginger moron

-F***

Alright. You ginger little moron

Why are you laughing?

I'm a love Hunter

-Oh God, sh*t

-Hello

Camera's crazy, where is it?

This is good

Where's the place where no fish..

Here we go again. One, two, three

Where's the place with no

fish but plenty of tails

Piranha? What?

That's the wrong places for it right?

Okay here we go once again

What's the line

Come on down and cool off

the hottest hole in town

Ready? Come on down...

Are you serious?

Fifteen dollar, fifteen dollar

Are you serious? Tell him now

Just keep your hand in

the middle like that, yeah

Okay, don't do the hand

because that get two 3D

-Do you want me to start with it out?

-It was 3 double D

Test

How the hell did they get in here?

Even if they're the same grizzly bears

Twinky face

High five son

That?

Mom

-She's kinda cute

-Yeah, she got some talent

-She's what?

-She has some talent

-She's what?

-She has some talent

Your mother has talent?

She's pretty hot

Yeah, don't even think

best in the business

a few years ago

I'm wet all the time

If you want to wetter

come on down and

cool off in a hottest

hole in town

Mine. That wont make the movie

We should add that to the movie

Two chicks for me

because I'm the brightest star..

How are you?

What are doing?

Oh my god you're not done

A flying squirrel

Hoffman

That why I need you to sit on the chair

-The camera is rolling

-For God sake

-Settle down

-Calm down

Action

David, get away from that thing

Mom, It's okay it slow

The fish is flying

Stand up. stand up

Help me

-Help me

-And..

Cut

That my darling is all what

natural selection is all about

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