Pirates Page #3

I'm Madelin, nice to meet you.

This is Cristina. Edward:"Cristina". She's the newest addition to Pink Cannonball.

I'm Madelin, nice to meet you.

This is Cristina. Edward:"Cristina". She's the newest addition to Pink Cannonball.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too.

So tell me, what is Pink Cannonball?

"Come and we'll show you."

Sorry, I'm afraid I can't. I'm looking for someone.

We can help you look. We know everyone on the island.

Sorry, I'm afraid I can't. I'm looking for someone.

We can help you look. We know everyone on the island.

I'm looking for a pirate.

"We know many many pirates."

Don't we Madeline? Of course we do.

But it's not safe to talk about pirates on the street. Let's go inside.

I shouldn't.

"Come in and we'll tell you of all the pirates."

Hello, Marco.

Jules.

I knew one day you'd walk through those doors back into my life.

Marco, I'm not here to hurt you.

Oh, then I guess you're here to pick up the broken pieces of my heart.

...and the scrapbook of my suffering.

Oh, then I guess you're here to pick up the broken pieces of my heart.

...and the scrapbook of my suffering.

I do not know why I'm here, my ship came here.

Are you still captain of HMS Dingy Whore?"

Jules:
"Why are you doing this?"

I'm sorry, did I invite you to sit for a drink?

-No. And I saw you and I thought...

I'm sorry, did I invite you to sit for a drink?

-No. And I saw you and I thought...

You thought that I would invite chaos into my life?

Jules:
"This will not work."

You know my life doesn't work ...

since you left me, nothing works.

Stop your false tragedy. Marco: Stop?

Stop? Did my eyes stop crying when you left me?

Did my stomach stop aching with the loss of your touch?

Did my pain ever stop? No. No Jules.

It never did so, why should I stop now?

What do you want me to say?

I'm a slut. I'm a whore. I'm a streetwalker.

That I f*** every guy I encounter and I love it?

It's not true. She's just making a point, you idiots!

Let's put things into perspective.

We had a few nights of decent of sex, don't be so dramatic.

Decent? I was magnificent!

We had a few nights of decent of sex, don't be so dramatic.

Decent? I was magnificent!

Yes. You were amazing. You were magnificent.

- Then why did you leave me?

Yes. You were amazing. You were magnificent.

- Then why did you leave me?

I made a mistake. I severely regret it.

Yes, I left you for another, but I didn't mean to hurt you.

Hurt me, no. You killed me!

Yes, I left you for another, but I didn't mean to hurt you.

Hurt me, no. You killed me!

I walk this world without life without love, because of you.

Hurt me, no. You killed me!

I walk this world without life without love, because of you.

Okay Marcos I'll leave you in peace.

You know what, even if you did leave me in peace, I wouldn't find it.

I'm in pain with you here, in pain when you leave.

Please let me be in pain, watching your beautiful face.

Sit down and have a drink.

Can we live in this moment...this moment alone?

Yes.

Time begins and ends here.

Yes.

Time begins and ends here.

I will drink to that.

Drink up sweetheart, live for tonight.

The past is but dust...

And the future is but a mist in the coming winds.

Drink up. Tonight will be a loving memory.

Father, forgive me, but I have sinned.

What are your sins, my son?

Why is this man tied up and gagged?

"He's not your concern."

Why is this man tied up and gagged?

"He's not your concern."

Any man suffering in the house of God is my concern.

I'm looking for a Inca Indians living and working in these walls?

I can not help.

Victor:
"Let me warn you before you speak.

If you try to lie, I'll run this sword in your skull.

Who you are and what the devill are you doing here?

Don't speak the devil's name in vain.

Why would you cause another man to harm?

Because I can.

Surrender to God and your soul will be saved.

All you men of the cloth are the same. Always wanting to save souls.

I'll ask one more time.

Then I'll cause so much pain that your soul will feel it in heaven.

I do not fear you or death.

Good.. Sarina tie the father to the altar.

I think it's time he confesses his sins...

...to Father Victor Stagnetti.

You are Captain Victor Stagnetti? God help us all.

Save the worry for yourself.

It's a bit slow tonight.

-Cristina, why not get Edward rum?

No I shouldn't.

Nonsense. A little grog won't hurt you.

Besides, you look tense.

You know, I've been under pressure lately.

Here you go my dear.

Thank you.

Ladies.

Good stuff.

I'll get you another. Edward:"Okay."

Let's rest that gorgeous body.

Ladies, I'm looking for a pirate.

A pirate by the name ...

This fabric is so soft, what is it?

Silk from India.

So smooth.

Not as smooth as these silk lips. here.

Touch it.

Yes, that's very smooth.

Thank you.

There's more delights where that came from.

Kissing with their tongue.

Nevermind.

He's ours, b*tch.

Ladies, ladies, ladies ...

... Please. There will be no fights, not when Captain...

Edward Reynolds is here to save the day. There will be no bloodshit...shed...bloodshed.

What was I talking about?

You were saying you wanted to take us to Cristina and I to a bedroom.

Was I? I don't remember that.

Yes, let's talk about this in a more comfortable place.

Do not even think to follow us.

The pirate's name I'm looking for is a... is a ...

Let's talk about this pirate later.

Yes, let's talk about dreams and fantasies.

- What do you mean?

Every man has a dream.

I dreamed the other night...

...that my cock was a giant Spanish gallion.

I dreamed the other night...

...that my cock was a giant Spanish gallion.

-No. What have you always dreamed to be?

I want to be the greatest pirate hunter the world has ever known.

Your wish is our command.

Close your eyes and imagine that the bed is your warship.

You're floating on a sea of treachery. It is night.

... and you are sleeping.

A pirate hunter's eyes are always open, always awake, vigilant.

Ready to do battle at a moments notice.

-Details. These men always have many details.

Through the darkness, through the blinding snow, through the fog...

-Details. These men always have many details.

Through the darkness, through the blinding snow, through the fog...

...a pirate hunter will relentlessly hunt prey.

Nothing will stop him and nothing will stop me.

Pirates, attack. It's time to taste sweet wine pirate.

Do you have wine? Oh.

His sword is so massive.

Taste his sword. Show him we do not fear his weapon.

Aye, Captain.

I'm the greatest pirate hunter in the world.

You're the greatest pirate hunter in the world!

I am the greatest pirate hunter in the world.

That was amazing.

Thank you.

A night to remember.

Great sex, drinking and meeting the world's most feared pirate...

Who would that be?

Captain Victor Stagnetti's first mate, Sarina.

You met Victor Stagnetti?

Captain Victor Stagnetti's first mate, Sarina.

You met Victor Stagnetti?

No I met his first mate. We traded wits. She almost killed me.

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