Pitch Perfect 2 Page #3

And word is she has

a five-octave vocal range.

Yep, still does.

You do not want to hear that woman

doing it with my dad.

What an odd thing to say.

True.

If a Legacy wants to audition,

we have to let her.

Okay, um...

Show us what you got.

Right now? Right here?

Right here, right now.

Yeah.

Okay, um, I'd like to perform an

original song that I've been working on.

I'm not quite finished

with it though,

so let's not be d*cks about it.

Sorry, that was crass,

wasn't it?

Fat Amy,

you have a lovely vagina.

Thank you. Proceed.

When tomorrow comes

I'll be on my own.

Feeling frightened of

the things that I don't know.

When tomorrow comes

When tomorrow comes.

When tomorrow comes.

And though the road is long

I look up to the sky.

Darkness all around...

No. That one, I'm not... I'm still

kind of tinkering with that verse.

So it's not... Nothing's

really completely set.

I got all I need

when I got you and I

'Cause I look around me

and see a sweet life.

I'm stuck in the dark

but you're my flashlight.

You're getting me, getting me

through the night

You are my flashlight.

Would you excuse us

for just one second?

She's pretty good.

Can't we take her?

What do you expect us to say?

She's standing right there.

She's definitely not a soloist.

No.

Technically, she came to us, so

really we're not breaking any rules.

Yeah, it's the perfect loophole.

You know, it's always good

to have an extra body.

Just in case one of us

gets kidnapped for ransom,

is thrown into

a shipping container,

and is made to eat

only leaves and gas receipts.

I agree.

We need new blood.

I don't think we should

decide anything without Beca.

I keep a penny under my tongue.

Did anyone else think

it was creepy

that she never really opened

her eyes the whole time?

Again, we're talking about her

- and she's standing right there.

- Yeah.

But if we're

gonna talk negatives,

let's start with

the giraffe legs.

Okay, let's take a vote on it.

Anyone who wants her in,

sing a G-sharp.

Anyone who doesn't,

sing an E-flat.

Okay. One, two...

I like your shirt.

Welcome to the Bellas!

O-M-a-ca-G! Whoo!

Stop, girl, stop.

Yeah, stop, stop it.

Girl, stop. EMILY: Sorry.

So, when does initiation start?

Tell you what, I'll go back to my

dorm and pretend to be surprised

when you throw

the hood over my head

and make me solve a Rubik's Cube

while sucking vodka

from a maxi pad.

That's what

my mom said happened.

No can do.

Well, look around.

We don't exactly have

a maxi pad to spare, so...

All right, grab your guts, ladies!

It's party time!

We've got tickets to Copenhagen

and a brand new Bella!

Let's go! All right.

- Should I...

- Come on, girl!

I'm gonna just

leave my bag here.

Let's go get into treble!

Has this bush always been here?

Watch this.

You know there's a gate, right?

WOW.

My first college party.

Yeah, well, this isn't

just any college party.

This is a cappella only! Yeah.

So, get prepared to meet a lot

of sexually confused men.

Bellas!

Welcome, welcome, welcome!

Jesse! Where is Beca? I thought she

was gonna be with you tonight.

I thought she was with you.

Hey! Benji, right?

Those aren't...

Okay, those aren't words.

I'm sorry?

The movies?

Are you asking me out?

Yes. Yeah?

That's so sweet.

It's just, my...

It's my first day. Um...

I wasn't really planning on

rushing in on anything.

Hey! Hey! You made it!

Yeah, I couldn't miss

our last Hood Night party.

So?

How was the internship?

Eye-opening. Yeah, they

do not mess around.

Hey, Chloe asked where you were.

Why didn't you tell her?

She's just...

She's locked into

the Worlds right now

and I'm looking

for the right time.

I'll tell her.

Bumper's back!

Whoo!

Campus security!

Bumper! Bumper!

Fat Amy's back!

'Cause I never left

'cause I'm still here.

Whoo! But I'm back, so it's a big

deal because I've arrived again!

You know, for someone

who left school years ago,

you're harder to

shake than mono.

I've got some pretty big news.

What?

I have been hand-plucked

to be put on a waiting list

to be put on a very well-known

TV singing competition.

Really? Yep.

I know what you're thinking.

"Bumper."

"You shut your face

and kiss me, Bumper."

No.

"Bumper, please,

just shut your trap."

That is not how I talk.

You talk exactly like this.

Do not.

Yes, you do.

I don't.

So shut up. You shut up.

Hi!

Hi.

I am so excited

to meet the woman

who single-handedly

created the Bella sound.

We're sisters!

I can't believe we're sisters!

Yeah, hi! Hi!

Chloe texted me

we added a Legacy.

I didn't even know

that was a thing.

Shh.

Remind me again why

we are at a car show.

We're here for one reason

and one reason only.

To scout the competition.

It's totally gonna

help us win the Worlds

if we know

what we're up against.

All right.

Now, where are

those tour thieves?

Stacie!

Keep it in your pants, maybe.

Stacie! What?

What the...

This all should have been ours!

I hate these Germans.

Holy a-ca-mole!

Okay, the cars moved.

Nothing else happened yet.

But they're moving backwards.

With ghosts driving them.

We are Das Sound Machine.

A German collective, operating in

concert to create sonic mastery.

What better way to appreciate

automotive perfection?

Man, they massive!

How are we gonna compete

with a group that size?

They're so freakin' in sync.

Do we clap?

Do we clap? Do we clap?

Politely clap.

Barden Bellas.

You came here to see us?

Is it because you are... What do

the American kids say, "Jelly"?

We are so not "jelly."

We should really thank you for

making this tour a reality,

you know, with your

bumbling ineptitude.

We should send them something.

Fruit basket?

Yum, yum.

Or would you prefer

mini-muffins?

Okay, we didn't come here to

start something with you guys.

We just wanted to check you

out before the Worlds,

where we're gonna kick your ass.

What? That's right.

You'?

You are the kicker of ass?

Yeah.

You are so tiny.

Like an elf.

Or is it a fairy? Sprite?

"Troll."

That's it.

You are like a troll.

You

are physically flawless.

Thank you.

But it doesn't mean I like you.

We are not scared

about the Worlds,

because when the Bellas hit the

stage, we are gonna blow minds.

With what?

More of Flabby Abby's

baby chute?

That's not my name.

I don't know your name.

Could be anything.

Obese Denise,

inflexible Tina, Lazy Susan.

Mein name isn't Fat Amy, und I

eat krauts like you for lunch.

Your team is like a... How do you say that?

A heated mess.

You know, a mess where

heat is applied to it,

so what once was a little

messy is now even messier.

Darlings, please take my advice.

Don't try to beat us.

You can't.

We're the best.

And now I really

must go rest my neck.

It is sore from

looking down on you.

Okay,

just because you're making

me very sexually confused,

does not mean that

you are intimidating.

We have nothing to lose.

We have literally nothing!

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