Pitch Perfect 2 Page #4

Okay.

A-ca wiedersehen, b*tches!

What is happening?

Lam using my hands so much.

All right, ladies, focus up.

We need to beat

those German dummkopfs.

Yes! CYNTHIA:
Yeah.

Okay, we're gonna beat DSM

at their own game.

Do what they do, just better.

And we're about to do

a full skills assessment

to blow out our

choreography to match.

But the important thing

is that we have fun, right?

Legacy, don't take

this the wrong way,

but you're

the dumbest person alive.

And you're a cat!

And one...

Okay, Lilly,

that's really scaring me.

That just looks weird.

People are not birds.

Cartwheel. And roll!

Amy, that wasn't a roll.

Again.

Is it weird that we never got

around to singing today?

Well, it's kind of

hard to start singing

without arrangements,

and that's on me.

So thank you for reminding me.

Yeah, Bec,

we're gonna need that ASAP

so we can start nailing down

our choreography.

Right on top of that, Chlo.

Awes!

Yeah, awes.

So I just wanted to let you know

that I've been

working really hard

on, you know, calming my nerves

and keeping my eyes open.

I was wondering if you could

give me some pointers, maybe.

And, you know,

with the singing...

I don't know exactly where you're

gonna put me in the songs, but I...

I don't mean to be rude. I just

have somewhere that I need to be.

Um...

You did great today.

Thanks.

Wait, hold up.

Just hold up for a second.

"Wait, hold up"?

Man, I sound awesome right now.

What are you talking about?

Nah! It's not you,

it's a tech thing.

So just

you go ahead and take five.

It better be a tech thing,

'cause the way I sound in my

eardrums, this is immaculate, man.

This song, there's nothing,

nothing special about it yet.

Do you know what I mean?

Any ideas? Because I...

All right, um, hear me out.

Please, Dax. Please...

We could remove the sleigh bells

and put in kalimba.

You know, the finger thing.

I know what a kalimba does. I

know how it's operated, okay?

Kalimba...

Don't say it again.

Go in the corner. Go eat

your lunch in the corner.

But what am I gonna

do with my sriracha?

Say one more hipster thing,

and I'm gonna shove you

in your vintage bassoon case.

Okay?

Turn.

Aim higher, people. Okay?

And be very careful

what you pitch to me next.

Um, just have him

sing it again, the same way.

Who are you?

Nobody. Literally nobody.

I just had a thought.

No, okay, okay.

Sure.

Nobody else has an idea.

Let's, do it

exactly the same way.

Again.

Will do, nephew.

Or it can be something different.

It can...

Okay.

That was amazing, Snoop.

Thank you so very much.

You can take a small break, man.

Everything, perfection.

Perfection.

Groovy like a drive-in movie.

You can sing.

Um, yeah, I'm a three-time collegiate

a cappella champion, so...

We're both huge successes

in our fields.

Yeah.

Yeah, let's say that.

What do you do here?

I just get coffee

and burritos and stuff.

I wanna produce music.

Dax? Can you do me a favor?

Turn around right now,

and watch this exchange.

That's "value added." Okay?

If you have any demos

you'd like me

to listen to,

I'll make the time.

Seriously?

Seriously, yeah.

Dax, did you see

what happened there?

She did something

that was helpful.

And now I'm going to reward her

by listening to her demos.

Turn back around.

Now! Turn around, please.

So, Snoop, buddy,

we've got an idea.

Me, too.

Water skis, but for dry land.

Real playa. You know what

I'm talking about?

Brilliant.

Fo shizzle, dizzle.

I'll write that down.

Yeah, please.

What am I looking at?

We're pillow fighting!

Aah!

You know this sets women back,

like, 30 years?

We're just

relieving some stress.

This was on the porch.

Ooh.

What is that? Looks fancy.

Looks like we've been invited to

sing at some kind of a party.

We're going to sing?

Finally!

Well, there's just

an address and a password.

How sexy and mysterious. Yeah.

Like how all my teeth

are from other people.

Anyone else scared?

Not really. I already

lived longer than I expected.

Password.

Fart noise.

Did you not see the parentheses?

Bellas! I'm so glad

you all came. Come on in.

Standing in

front of you, ladies,

happens to be the world's

biggest a cappella fan.

We found you!

Hello. Here I am.

What can we do for you?

So, last week when I was having

a tinkle, it occurred to me...

Do not, do not!

Sorry.

That was rude.

You do not come to a gentleman's

house and touch his goose.

So are we early, or...

Actually, you're pretty late.

Come on, let's go!

This is the big time.

Das Sound Machine, two o'clock.

Tiny Mouse! We meet again.

Another verbal beatdown.

Highlight of my day.

So, have you abandoned your foolish

plans to face us at the Worlds?

You wish, you gorgeous specimen.

She's really in my head.

Very Well.

I'll be happy to send you there.

I'll mail you.

Large envelope costs nothing.

Well, it will cost

more than nothing.

But still cheaper than shipping, like,

a horse, or perhaps an adult moose.

Did you ever think

maybe you're too big?

- It would cost a fortune to mail you.

- Easy.

You're enormous!

Okay.

I think we should change

her name to "Feisty Mouse."

Yeah.

Just need to find, like,

a taller pair of shoes.

Wasn't a big deal. Hey!

- Hey! What are you doing here?

- What is going on?

Welcome!

I guess I gotta go.

No. Why? I don't know.

Welcome to

the first ever showdown

of the National A Cappella

Laser Ninja Dragon League!

Can you dig it?

Okay, let's meet our teams.

First we have The Treblemakers!

Yeah!

Okay.

We have the Barden Bellas.

We have the Tone Hangers!

Sorbet Sorbet.

Sorbet Sorbet.

And a cherry on top.

And taking a break

from their national tour,

Das Sound Machine!

- DSM!

- Ja!

Ja!

Ja!

And the pride of Wisconsin,

the Green Bay Packers!

Let's go! Here we go, baby!

Let's go! What?

I'd like to be the brisket

in that man-sandwich.

Well, here's how

this is gonna work.

When I point to you,

you sing a song

from one of the categories

that's gonna

appear up there

on the big board.

There's only one rule.

You have to meet the beat.

Here, come here.

But you have to do it

"Follow the Leader" style.

Boy!

Goodness.

That was fun.

Now, if you can't carry the

tune, the whole team's out.

As in, you gone! And then...

Cornelius, this is too heavy.

I told you before.

Because I hurt my arm

saluting the flag.

Okay, sorry.

Now, the winners will get

epic bragging rights!

What? That's it?

And I'm sorry.

Did I not mention this?

A $42,000 gift card to Dave and Buster's!

I was going there anyway.

I was going there anyway.

I know Clay Matthews wants it.

Okay. All right,

let's get this thing started.

Let's take a look

at the first category.

Ooh. Songs about butts.

Okay.

Anything on the radio,

basically, right? Right.

Think about

what you're gonna sing.

Let's start with

Das Sound Machine!

Girl, I love that butt.

But the butt's not what

matters You know what does?

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